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mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

get His rear end

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QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011

when hot guys start talking about God it makes my legs schism :sweatdrop:

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
what translation yxll gently caress with?

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
for me, it’s simply kjv

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
( kissless jackedoffless virgin )

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
i grew up in a kjv church so i still have a lot of warmth for that one. the nrsv is what i usually use for a reference tl. a fun one i like for a different point of view is the Ruden gospels

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

I wish :(

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
i can appreciate religion, we've got a lot in common. got some bad news? poo poo you just don't want to deal with? just bury it in the backyard and forget about it

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

I'm unironically deeply envious of people who genuinely believe in an afterlife.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

mark immune posted:

get His rear end

lol

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

there were some aspects of Catholic Church I liked but before you make me a mod: no, not those

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Ohtori Akio posted:

lol if this becomes fag thread 2 before page 2
fags are closer to the supranormal knowledge that all life is in some sense born dead, and that sometimes moving towards life means breaking every bone in your body until you are boneless. the pope should suck off some fags as a spiritual exercise. also as a tonsil exercise

Ytlaya posted:

I'm unironically deeply envious of people who genuinely believe in an afterlife.
I heard a woman talking about how the ladies at the care home would die clutching a crucifix, and would be so terrified that they would be violently convulsing for quite a while after passing. doesn't sound so great to me necessarily

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
It is written,

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
look all im saying is that religion is fundamentally about a relationship of love between god and man and since god is both omnipotent and present in all things then who's to say that god can't be a cute twink?

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

quote:

Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

me to the fowls of the air: think yr better than me???

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Cerebral Bore posted:

look all im saying is that religion is fundamentally about a relationship of love between god and man and since god is both omnipotent and present in all things then who's to say that god can't be a cute twink?

let me tell you about a guy from nazareth

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I'm against this sort of thing.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

lobster shirt posted:

there are some religious goons here in cspam but i am not one of em. cheers to the thread however.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Ohtori Akio posted:

let me tell you about a guy from nazareth

was he the guy who surrounded himself with a dozen dudes and kept saying things like this to them?

John 13:34 posted:

A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Cerebral Bore posted:

look all im saying is that religion is fundamentally about a relationship of love between god and man and since god is both omnipotent and present in all things then who's to say that god can't be a cute twink?

Turns out it's an unrequited love

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Ohtori Akio posted:

i am not a marxist. i used to be a marxist. i think a good reading of the teachings of christ contradicts marxism, and christianity is better. however theres plenty of christian marxists out there. so i think youd have to ask a christian marxist how they reconcile that

other religions may occupy less ideological space

agreed on all counts.

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
im jesus

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
post hole (in hands, feet, abdomen)

dk2m
May 6, 2009
im hindu but a monist so I don’t even believe in a god that’s external to me, rip to all my dualists y’all gotta believe in the big man AND still don’t even get to experience nirvana here

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

mark immune posted:

get His rear end

lmao

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

I'm more interested in astrophysicists, what do they believe in? Like how do they reconcile the idea that God put in all this effort for us when they see the vastness of the void across the space and time and with everything in it filling it up?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

NeonPunk posted:

I'm more interested in astrophysicists, what do they believe in? Like how do they reconcile the idea that God put in all this effort for us when they see the vastness of the void across the space and time and with everything in it filling it up?

Godd Howard made it

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


fart simpson posted:

agreed on all counts.

lol

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


epic christian socialists :stonk:

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Ytlaya posted:

I'm unironically deeply envious of people who genuinely believe in an afterlife.

it’s not that out there of an idea really, though I’m not a materialist, even if it informs my politics. like tons of near death experiences, where the person dies before getting resurrected, speak of another realm they go to, and the whole experience is so similar across so many people that at this point I don’t think it’s merely a quirk of a dying brain. I also don’t think our brains are even responsible for consciousness, at least not entirely on its own, it’s something that comes from elsewhere, and will eventually return to everything in death

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

god isn't real but heaven is

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

OldAlias posted:

it’s not that out there of an idea really, though I’m not a materialist, even if it informs my politics. like tons of near death experiences, where the person dies before getting resurrected, speak of another realm they go to, and the whole experience is so similar across so many people that at this point I don’t think it’s merely a quirk of a dying brain. I also don’t think our brains are even responsible for consciousness, at least not entirely on its own, it’s something that comes from elsewhere, and will eventually return to everything in death

I heard of the idea that the reason why we got so many furries nowadays is because humans are causing out of balance of how many humans and animals are supposed to be on earth. All those humans needed souls but there isn't enough human souls so they're just mixing up humans with animals to make up enough souls to get them reborn

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Hello

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

rodbeard posted:

I'm against this sort of thing.

I'm for it. We are the two bearded faces of Janus, one side hostile, the other a friend.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Idk why christians get so mad when I call their religion polytheism. You worship a demigod, it's fine.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
so as a theological question how many dicks does god have? like the father and the son would likely have at least two dilz between them but does the holy ghost also have some kind of invisicock?

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Cerebral Bore posted:

so as a theological question how many dicks does god have? like the father and the son would likely have at least two dilz between them but does the holy ghost also have some kind of invisicock?

imagining a 4th century schizm over phallic trinitarianism

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Cerebral Bore posted:

so as a theological question how many dicks does god have? like the father and the son would likely have at least two dilz between them but does the holy ghost also have some kind of invisicock?

the egyptians had a god whose dick got ripped off and thrown in the river and then the dick became his son

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

tristeham posted:

epic christian socialists :stonk:

amen brothert

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DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
i believe in roko's basilisk, does singularitarianism count

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