Yeah. Sure. I shat my pants.

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Escape From Noise

But it was to prove a point!

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# ? Sep 1, 2023 18:15

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# ? May 5, 2024 15:45

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

making GBS threads your pants as a power move

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# ? Sep 1, 2023 18:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The hard part is swallowing them in the first place.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 18:49

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

The hard part is swallowing them in the first place.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 23:51

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Buttchocks posted:

The hard part is swallowing them in the first place.

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# ? Sep 2, 2023 01:10

Escape From Noise

Don't back away, you coward! It's a multimedia experience!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 2, 2023 07:19

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

i shat your pants to prove a point too, OP

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Sep 2, 2023 18:26

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yeah. sure. i shat my pants... a thread;
1/3000 tweets

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# ? Sep 2, 2023 18:53

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

... and pooping ones pants (or "braccas" as the romans called them) could well be a show of masculinity. Cato the Elder... (234/9231)

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# ? Sep 2, 2023 18:57

cruft

I shat Zoya's pants.

No reason.

# ? Sep 3, 2023 02:31

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

You don't understand, Pants is the name of my dog!

# ? Sep 3, 2023 03:32

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

cruft posted:

I shat Zoya's pants.

No reason.

joke's on you i shat them first! ha!!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Sep 3, 2023 04:46

cruft

Shat my pants? I hardly know 'er! :dadjoke:

# ? Sep 3, 2023 20:52

PostsYouCanDanceTo

Can God make a shat so pants even he can't... _ohgoddammit.

# ? Sep 3, 2023 23:48

FreshCutFries

Escape From Noise posted:

Don't back away, you coward! It's a multimedia experience!

# ? Sep 4, 2023 17:01

google THIS

I wanted to poo poo my own pants in solidarity

But it wasn't

# ? Sep 4, 2023 19:06

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

I wanted to poo poo my own pants in solidarity

But it wasn't

I guess these colors doo run!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 4, 2023 19:08

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

Did you shat your pants.... or did the pants shat you?

# ? Sep 7, 2023 20:16

google THIS

Removing the turds from my pants one at a time and slipping them into someone else's pants to demonstrate the Shat of Theseus paradox

# ? Sep 7, 2023 21:53

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

google THIS posted:

Removing the turds from my pants one at a time and slipping them into someone else's pants to demonstrate the Shat of Theseus paradox

hold on, let me slip into something more... comfortable (i begin frantically stuffing turds into various pockets)

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Sep 7, 2023 23:04

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he poo poo six times or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 44oz Milk of Magnesia, the most power laxative in the world and would blow your pants clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: " Do my pants feel lucky?" Well, do they, punk?

# ? Sep 7, 2023 23:06

google THIS

Buttchocks posted:

I know what you're thinking. "Did he poo poo six times or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 44oz Milk of Magnesia, the most power laxative in the world and would blow your pants clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: " Do my pants feel lucky?" Well, do they, punk?

Extremely Dirty Harry

# ? Sep 7, 2023 23:43

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

google THIS posted:

Extremely Dirty Harry

Dirty Bum Chum Harry

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Sep 8, 2023 07:39

Goons Are Gifts

Buttchocks posted:

You don't understand, Pants is the name of my dog!

# ? Sep 8, 2023 08:19

cruft

Yeah, right. You shat your pants.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 14:16

91323_2

Nosfereefer posted:

making GBS threads your pants as a power move

a move of Stoicism

# ? Sep 14, 2023 06:00

91323_2

Buttchocks posted:

I know what you're thinking. "Did he poo poo six times or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 44oz Milk of Magnesia, the most power laxative in the world and would blow your pants clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: " Do my pants feel lucky?" Well, do they, punk?

Your pants can't handle the truth!

# ? Sep 14, 2023 06:02

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

91323_2 posted:

Your pants can't handle the truth!

how many hundreds of dollars have you spent on reregs in the last few months alone? i'm genuinely curious i've been quietly spectating your journey since july

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!