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"He missed the extra point wide right...this one is over as John Carney misses his first extra point of the season..." Most of the time, we hate kickers. They warm up, they line up, and they miss. In this game, we love them through all their faults.  What's a Kicker Eliminator? Back in 2013, IcePhoenix decided to spice up the Eliminator idea by making one revolving around the most unappreciated of positions: the lowly place kicker. Here's how it works: Every week you select an NFL kicker. If they make all their field goals and extra point attempts, you keep playing! Any other rules I should know about? 1) You must select your kicker before kickoff of the game they're playing in by posting in this thread. 2) Once you have selected a kicker, you cannot use them again during the regular season. 3) If your kicker doesn't attempt a kick that week, you're eliminated. 4) 5) If all remaining players are eliminated in the same week, they all move on to the next week. Can I change my pick? Sure, as long as neither kicker's game has started. Do NOT edit your posts to change your kicker, just make a new post and say you are making a new pick. Try not to pick an injured kicker or, God forbid, a kicker on a bye week. So how do you win this thing? Simply be the last person standing! There are a few things to in keep in mind: - If more than one player is still standing by the end of week 17, the winners will continue picking into the playoffs. This has never happened since the extra point was moved back. - In the unlikely event that we reach the playoffs, any kicker from any playoff game can be picked. You may NOT pick the same kicker two weeks in a row, however you may use a kicker you have already picked in the playoffs if they advance. - If by some miracle two or more players make it all the way to and through the Super Bowl, well, they're all winners. This will never happen ever. ....and of course, the game-within-the-game that has spawned countless iconic moments is back again! Kicker Roulette -Eliminated players still pick a player every week but with a twist - you add a number next to their name -If your kicker makes one from that exact distance, you hit the magical KICKER JACKPOT -Hitting the jackpot summons you back to the land of the living and you will be back in the game again -You may pick any kicker even if you picked them when you were alive, and your Roulette pick does not affect your game if you hit the Jackpot -Extra points don't count in roulette, the kick must be made as a field goal -You may hit as many Kicker Jackpots in one season as you can. If you're that good, you deserve it Just add "ROULETTE:" in front of your pick and your entry will be shaded a different color on the scoreboard. Since Kicker Roulette's inception we've typically been good for at least one or two Kicker Jackpots a year, so it truly does pay to play if you like kicker eliminator!  Please submit your kickers in this style: Week 1: NE - Chad Ryland (please don't pick Chad Ryland) quote:
Results: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WadOIDmVPNALJ_gp9RLywGg5VVNBsPE_iXVhbZp96C0/edit?usp=sharing barnold fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Sep 8, 2023 |
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mandatory viewing for this years thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BVi7PsUqZQ Kicker Graveyard (all the kickers we've lost this season): Previous Kicker Eliminator winners: 2022 - Kevino07 2021 - Aggro 2020 - Dango Bango 2019 - Play 2018 - corn on the cop / latinotwink1997 2017 - WaffleZombie 2016 - totally losing my mime 2015 - Mind_Taker / Saetaere 2014 - Infidel Castro 2013 - swickles (requires archives to view)
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Week 1: JAX - Brandon McManus
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Can I play? If so, I'd like for week 1 - Texans -Ka'imi Fairbairn. He has a pretty sweet name, that is why I picked him.
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Week 1: IND - Matt Gay
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Week 1: PHI - Jake Elliott
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Anderson Koopa posted:Can I play? new rule: anybody named Anderson Koopa is permanently banned from kicker eliminator and also must pay me $2000
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Week 1: TEN - Nick Folk
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Week 1: CLE - Dustin Hopkins
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Week 1: NE - Chad Ryland
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Week 1: IND - Matt Gay
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Week 1: DET - Riley Patterson
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Week 1: ATL - Younghoe Koo
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Pretty sure I got eliminated Week 1 last year, let's see if this one goes better! Week 1: KC - Harrison
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Let’s get this over with in the first 5 minutes Week 1: DET - Riley Patterson
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WeeK 1: LV - Daniel Carlson
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Week 1: KC - Harrison Butker
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gently caress it, Week 1: PHI - Jake Elliott
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Week 1: LAC - Cameron Dicker
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Week 1: BAL - Tucker
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Week 1: TEN - Nick Folk
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Week 1: ATL - Younghoe Koo
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Week 1: BUF - Tyler Bass
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Week 1: AZ - Matt Prater
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executive decision: i am abolishing the "no more than half of the remaining players may pick the same kicker" rule. if you want to put all the eggs in one basket go for it. the original intent was so that everyone can't pick the same kicker and take advantage of the "if everyone is eliminated, everyone moves on" rule but since taking over the game we have never even made it past week 13. at this point i think a coordinated effort to somehow make it to the playoffs would be hilarious and if we get to the super bowl with a dozen people then maybe i'll reassess but i don't think kicker eliminator needs to be harder than it already is lol
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Week 1: MIA - Jason Sanders
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Week 1: BUF - Tyler Bass
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Week 1: MIN - Greg Joseph
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Cin - Money MacWeek 1: Cin - Money Mac
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Thanks for running this, I love this silly game. Week 1: JAX - Brandon McManus
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Week 1: TEN - Nick Folk
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Week 1: BAL - Justin Tucker
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This is the only football related game I’ve ever won and it holds a special place in my heart Week 1: PHI - Jake Elliott
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Eifert Posting posted:Cin - Money MacWeek 1: Cin - Money Mac there are no players on the cincinnati roster named "Money Mac"
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gently caress you jake elliott
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Made it to week 2
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:gently caress you jake elliott Same. So lovely.
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thats why matt prater is my boy. man can't miss. at least i think he didn't miss
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Giants just need a touchdown, two point conversation, on sides kick, touchdown, two point conversation, on sides kick, touchdown, two point conversation, 3 and out stop on D, touchdown, and a two point conversation and they're right back in this thing E: Wrong thread, sorry.
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:gently caress you jake elliott In retrospect, a bit harsh since his 3 fgs won the game for the birds Maybe don't a pick a guy kicking in a monsoon next time, me
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