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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Kicker Eliminator 2023 - NOOOOOO, oh my god how could he do that!?
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GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Anders is the inferior Carlson brother turns out
Week 1: Greg Joseph - MIN
Week 2: Matt Gay - IND
Week 3: Tyler Bass - BUF
Week 4: Daniel Carlson - LV
Week 5: Riley Patterson - DET
Week 6: Jason Myers - SEA
Week 7: Anders Carlson - GB
Week 8: Roulette - Jake Elliot - Phi - 52 yards

* # ? Oct 24, 2023 07:40
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# ? May 7, 2024 11:44
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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 ROULETTE: Week 8: CIN - McPherson - 52 yards

* # ? Oct 24, 2023 13:52
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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
ROULETTE: Week 8: CIN - McPherson - 51 yards

* # ? Oct 24, 2023 14:35
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ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
WeeK 1: LV - Daniel Carlson
Week 2: GB - Anders Carlson
Week 3: DAL - Brandon Aubrey
Week 4: MIN - Greg Joseph
Week 5: KC - Harrison Butker
Week 6: CIN - Evan McPherson
Week 7: SEA - Jason Myers
Week 8: CLE - Dustin Hopkins

* # ? Oct 24, 2023 15:26
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WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



 [quote="WaffleZombie" post="535437748"]
Week 1: JAX - Brandon McManus
Week 2: GB - Anders Carlson
Week 3: DAL - Brandon Aubrey
Week 4: PIT - Chris Boswell
Week 5: KC - Harrison Butker
Week 6: Some rear end in a top hat from Notre Dame
Week 7: ROULETTE - PHI - Jake Elliott - 42 yards
Week 8: ROULETTE - PHI - Jake Elliott - 41 yards

* # ? Oct 24, 2023 16:50
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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

 Week 8 - Roulette - Ryland 47 yards.

* # ? Oct 26, 2023 22:31
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Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
 ROULETTE: Week 8: CIN - McPherson - 47 yards

* # ? Oct 27, 2023 02:02
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 1: BUF - Tyler Bass
Week 2: CLE - Dustin Flopkins
:toot: Week 3 Roulette: CIN - Evan McPherson - 48 yards :toot:
Week 4: SEA - Jason Sigh-ers
Week 5 Roulette: GB - Stupid Fl-Anders Carlson - 45 yards
Week 6 Roulette: LAC - Cameron What A Dick-er - 41 yards
Week 7 Roulette: MIN - Greg Blow-seph - 44 yards
Week 8 Roulette: DET - Riley Patterson - 48 yards

* # ? Oct 29, 2023 07:02
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Symphoric
Apr 20, 2005


 Week 8: DAL - Brandon Aubrey

* # ? Oct 29, 2023 09:01
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Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
Week 1: <no pick>
Week 2: <no pick>
Week 3: Roulette - LAR - Brett Maher - 42yards :siren:
Week 4: KC - Harrison Butker
Week 5: SF - Jake Moody
Week 6: BUF - Tyler Bass
Week 7: Roulette - LAR - Brett Maher - 42yards
Week 8: Roulette - CHI - Cairo Santos - 39yards

* # ? Oct 29, 2023 14:09
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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Week 1: BAL - Tucker
Week 2: WAS - Slye
Week 3: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 37 yards.
Week 5: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 37 yards.
Week 5: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 37 yards
Week 6: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 37 yards
Week 7: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 39 yards


Week 8: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 41 yards

* # ? Oct 29, 2023 14:45
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Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Week 1: PHI - Jake Elliott :smith:
Week 2: SF - Jake Moody - 27 Yards :siren:
Week 3: KC - Harrison Butker
Week 4: BUF - Tyler Bass
Week 5: MIA - Jason Sanders
Week 6: BAL - Justin Tucker :smith:
Week 8: Roulette — LAR - Brett Maher - 33 Yards

* # ? Oct 29, 2023 16:01
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WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



 Week 1: JAX - Brandon McManus
Week 2: GB - Anders Carlson
Week 3: DAL - Brandon Aubrey
Week 4: PIT - Chris Boswell
Week 5: KC - Harrison Butker
Week 6: Some rear end in a top hat from Notre Dame
Week 7: ROULETTE - PHI - Jake Elliott - 42 yards
Week 8: ROULETTE - PHI - Jake Elliott - 41 yards
Week 9: ROULETTE - PHI - Jake Elliott - 40 yards

* # ? Oct 29, 2023 16:18
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Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
So, a Rams kicker just made a 33 yard field goal. But I didn’t realize that Maher got cut this week.

Unreal.

* # ? Oct 29, 2023 18:37
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GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Goddamnit Elliot hit it from 51!!!!!

* # ? Oct 29, 2023 19:35
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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Play posted:

Week 1: AZ - Matt Prater
Week 2: BUF - Tyler Bass
Week 3: LV - Daniel Carlson
Week 4: TN - Nick Folk
Week 5: IND - Matt Gay
Week 6: HOU - Ka'imi Fairbairn
Week 7: LAC - Cameron Dicker

Almost forgot!

poo poo almost forgot again.

Week 8: CHI - Cairo Santos

* # ? Oct 29, 2023 23:07
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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
cairo santos sneaks out of sunday night football with a single extra point and no other attempts, meaning all three remaining players go on to next week and giving life to those still trying to resurrect

* # ? Oct 30, 2023 05:51
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ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
WeeK 1: LV - Daniel Carlson
Week 2: GB - Anders Carlson
Week 3: DAL - Brandon Aubrey
Week 4: MIN - Greg Joseph
Week 5: KC - Harrison Butker
Week 6: CIN - Evan McPherson
Week 7: SEA - Jason Myers
Week 8: CLE - Dustin Hopkins
Week 9: HOU - Ka’imi Fairbairn

* # ? Oct 31, 2023 13:29
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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 ROULETTE: Week 9: CIN - McPherson - 52 yards

* # ? Oct 31, 2023 23:12
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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
ROULETTE: Week 9: CIN - McPherson - 51 yards

* # ? Oct 31, 2023 23:16
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Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
 Roulette - Week 9 - NE - Chad Ryland - 41 yards

* # ? Nov 1, 2023 00:56
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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Week 1: BAL - Tucker
Week 2: WAS - Slye
Week 3: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 37 yards.
Week 5: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 37 yards.
Week 5: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 37 yards
Week 6: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 37 yards
Week 7: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 39 yards
Week 8: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 41 yards

Week 9: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 43 yards

* # ? Nov 1, 2023 23:51
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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 Week 1: AZ - Matt Prater
Week 2: BUF - Tyler Bass
Week 3: LV - Daniel Carlson
Week 4: TN - Nick Folk
Week 5: IND - Matt Gay
Week 6: HOU - Ka'imi Fairbairn
Week 7: LAC - Cameron Dicker
Week 8: CHI - Cairo Santos
Week 9: ATL - Yunghoe Koo

i rememebered

Aggro posted:

So, a Rams kicker just made a 33 yard field goal. But I didn’t realize that Maher got cut this week.

Unreal.

drat, bummer

* # ? Nov 2, 2023 21:05
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dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE
Roulette: Fairbairn, 38 yards

* # ? Nov 2, 2023 22:04
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GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Week 1: Greg Joseph - MIN
Week 2: Matt Gay - IND
Week 3: Tyler Bass - BUF
Week 4: Daniel Carlson - LV
Week 5: Riley Patterson - DET
Week 6: Jason Myers - SEA
Week 7: Anders Carlson - GB
Week 8: Roulette - Jake Elliot - Phi - 52 yards
Week 9: Roulette: Justin Tucker - BAL - 46 yards

* # ? Nov 5, 2023 07:08
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Symphoric
Apr 20, 2005


 Week 9: MIN - Greg Joseph

* # ? Nov 5, 2023 09:10
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Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
Week 1: <no pick>
Week 2: <no pick>
Week 3: Roulette - LAR - Brett Maher - 42yards :siren:
Week 4: KC - Harrison Butker
Week 5: SF - Jake Moody
Week 6: BUF - Tyler Bass
Week 7: Roulette - LAR - Brett Maher - 42yards
Week 8: Roulette - CHI - Cairo Santos - 39yards
Week 9: Roulette - BUF - Tyler Bass - 43yards

* # ? Nov 5, 2023 17:10
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WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



 Week 1: JAX - Brandon McManus
Week 2: GB - Anders Carlson
Week 3: DAL - Brandon Aubrey
Week 4: PIT - Chris Boswell
Week 5: KC - Harrison Butker
Week 6: Some rear end in a top hat from Notre Dame
Week 7: ROULETTE - PHI - Jake Elliott - 42 yards
Week 8: ROULETTE - PHI - Jake Elliott - 41 yards
Week 9: ROULETTE - PHI - Jake Elliott - 40 yards
Week 9: ROULETTE - PHI - Jake Elliott - 43 yards

* # ? Nov 5, 2023 18:44
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 1: BUF - Tyler Bass
Week 2: CLE - Dustin Flopkins
:toot: Week 3 Roulette: CIN - Evan McPherson - 48 yards :toot:
Week 4: SEA - Jason Sigh-ers
Week 5 Roulette: GB - Stupid Fl-Anders Carlson - 45 yards
Week 6 Roulette: LAC - Cameron What A Dick-er - 41 yards
Week 7 Roulette: MIN - Greg Blow-seph - 44 yards
Week 8 Roulette: DET - Riley Badperson - 48 yards
Week 9 Roulette: NYJ - Greg Zuerlein - 47 yards

* # ? Nov 6, 2023 00:17
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Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost

Aredna posted:

Week 1: <no pick>
Week 2: <no pick>
Week 3: Roulette - LAR - Brett Maher - 42yards :siren:
Week 4: KC - Harrison Butker
Week 5: SF - Jake Moody
Week 6: BUF - Tyler Bass
Week 7: Roulette - LAR - Brett Maher - 42yards
Week 8: Roulette - CHI - Cairo Santos - 39yards
Week 9: Roulette - BUF - Tyler Bass - 43yards

Did I say 43? Surely that was a typo for 34

* # ? Nov 6, 2023 05:28
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe

totally losing my mime posted:

Week 1: BUF - Tyler Bass
Week 2: CLE - Dustin Flopkins
:toot: Week 3 Roulette: CIN - Evan McPherson - 48 yards :toot:
Week 4: SEA - Jason Sigh-ers
Week 5 Roulette: GB - Stupid Fl-Anders Carlson - 45 yards
Week 6 Roulette: LAC - Cameron What A Dick-er - 41 yards
Week 7 Roulette: MIN - Greg Blow-seph - 44 yards
Week 8 Roulette: DET - Riley Badperson - 48 yards
Week 9 Roulette: NYJ - Greg Zuerlein - 47 yards

Oh, we are so back

* # ? Nov 7, 2023 04:10
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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 ROULETTE: Week 10: CIN - McPherson - 52 yards

* # ? Nov 7, 2023 05:18
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ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
WeeK 1: LV - Daniel Carlson
Week 2: GB - Anders Carlson
Week 3: DAL - Brandon Aubrey
Week 4: MIN - Greg Joseph
Week 5: KC - Harrison Butker
Week 6: CIN - Evan McPherson
Week 7: SEA - Jason Myers
Week 8: CLE - Dustin Hopkins
Week 9: HOU - Ka’imi Fairbairn
Week 10: TEN - Nick Folk

* # ? Nov 7, 2023 16:37
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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
ROULETTE: Week 10: CIN - McPherson - 51 yards

* # ? Nov 7, 2023 16:39
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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

totally losing my mime posted:

Week 1: BUF - Tyler Bass
Week 2: CLE - Dustin Flopkins
:toot: Week 3 Roulette: CIN - Evan McPherson - 48 yards :toot:
Week 4: SEA - Jason Sigh-ers
Week 5 Roulette: GB - Stupid Fl-Anders Carlson - 45 yards
Week 6 Roulette: LAC - Cameron What A Dick-er - 41 yards
Week 7 Roulette: MIN - Greg Blow-seph - 44 yards
Week 8 Roulette: DET - Riley Badperson - 48 yards
Week 9 Roulette: NYJ - Greg Zuerlein - 47 yards

:siren:

for the first time in kicker eliminator history, someone has been resurrected twice in a single season by the kicker jackpot. we've now tied 2019 for the most jackpots in a season with six. can we get seven? it's all up to you now

since we're in uncharted territory, I want to clarify what this means for your available pool of players. you may not select Tyler Bass, Dustin Hopkins, or Jason Myers, as these picks were made while you were alive in the game. anyone else is fair game, including Greg Zuerlein who resurrected you

(also please don't forget to make your pick literally the week after hitting the jackpot like tom sellout lol)

barnold fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Nov 7, 2023

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Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
 Roulette: Week 10 - IND - Gay - 38 yards

* # ? Nov 8, 2023 00:16
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dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE
Roulette: Grupe. 26 yards

* # ? Nov 8, 2023 23:38
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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

 ROULETTE - Week 10 - Dare Ogunbowale (Texans) - 28 yards

* # ? Nov 9, 2023 16:47
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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Week 1: BAL - Tucker
Week 2: WAS - Slye
Week 3: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 37 yards.
Week 5: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 37 yards.
Week 5: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 37 yards
Week 6: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 37 yards
Week 7: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 39 yards
Week 8: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 41 yards
Week 9: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 43 yards

Week 10: ROULETTE - ARI - prater, 45 yards

* # ? Nov 9, 2023 19:21
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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Week 10 ROULETTE: DAL - Brandon Aubrey [32]

* # ? Nov 10, 2023 00:33
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