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Mescal
Jul 23, 2005



She's daring! The black hat and crop top, embracing the symbol of evil. She's on a horse, going away, like God from his clockwork. Referentially, she's going toward country while moseying away from the Christian God. It's a careful moderating act. The horse is almost certainly not a real horse. It looks like it might be made of some large rolls of fine carpet. And she'll be rolling out a carpet of her own. A red one, toward atheism.

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Britney knows he's already here, and she has both been him and met him in a psychiatric ward

A truly blessed soul, would love to meet her on the astral plane

:firstpost:

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
AINT - Always In Nazareth Town

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


It's Britney bitch

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
never was a big fan of that Jesus guy anyway

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Real talk her entire life experience from what I've gleaned is insane and I would not be surprised for her to instead be having a "vaxes and 5g are turning us all gay" style rant.

Good for her

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Britney makes some good points.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
She's just talking about one of her backup dancers, Jesus.

Hmm, this doesn't work as well through text.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Jesus Christ is God

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
I think the "Leave Brittney alone" person came out as trans actually.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Nice tits (for an atheist).

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I'd fix her but how do you build upon perfection?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Remember she approached that basketball player for a picture while talking in a weird accent and got slapped by his bodyguard?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Is Donald Trump the antiChrist?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
oh sweet unreturning Jesus i thought Britney had died

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

oh sweet unreturning Jesus i thought Britney had died

She got emancipation from the crazy slavery she signed up for, apparently.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ps4WqS3XEn8

:holy:

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


toxic is still a jam

its a shame the industry and her family destroyed her

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

The song about covid

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Jesus is free to prove her wrong at any time.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

what if jesus is in a bad mood when he finds out about this could he do something rash

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

or did he already know wow man thats hosed up :2monocle:

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
If there is anybody that needs help from the Lord It's gonna be her.

Her kids left her to go live with Kevin_Fucking_Federline?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Plan R posted:

If there is anybody that needs help from the Lord It's gonna be her.

Her kids left her to go live with Kevin_Fucking_Federline?

We don't know the full story. I defer to Britney.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Didn't have her pegged as a Preterist. Good for her!

Dukberry
Nov 5, 2013

She's right, my pastor said the same thing

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Dukberry posted:

She's right, my pastor said the same thing

Are we following Britney?

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

redshirt posted:

Are we following Britney?

She has a stripper pole, who isn't following her?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Plan R posted:

She has a stripper pole, who isn't following her?

I'm down with Britney.

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

No rosary. :nyd:

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Britney is right though. After 2000 years you'd think people would just give up. Jesus isn't coming back from the store with cigarettes. He left.

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