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Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
UK

was listening to an old ari shaffir podcast and him and ryan sickler went off on a rant about this magical red dust that can transform one’s chips/crabs/soul with just a shake of the yellow can

just back from ricky gervais live, grabbed some fish shop chips and asked for no salt and vinegar

got home and probably sprinkled around 2 teaspoons and shuffled those hot, crispy, greasy chips

the result is life changing

edit: it’s Old Bay. i have lost my composure, with these chips.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Careful that's how COVID started

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

that's what happens when you put spice on your food

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
this high powered s**t even has real secret ingredients

like wtf amazing

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
its realy good on popcorn

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
i love my curry and my spices

but this is a very new familiar and awesome flavour, real magic 🤌

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

If i remember right its mostly celery salt and paprika.

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
there is a simple paprika/pepper/sea salt/garlic granule mix I do for my chippies but this will be so much easier and better tbh. it’s so balanced.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

it's adenochrome. your complicit

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

Call Your Grandma posted:

it's adenochrome. your complicit

i can dig it

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER




Wait till op finds out about this poo poo

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
we do indian and old world stuff so good here

but this new world s**t, it is the realness. truly.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
q: what did dracula say after he tasted his Old Bat seasoning?

a: bleugh!

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
gotta sleep now but i was so excited and just had to tell somebody

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
The way they process the elderly bats to make the seasoning is pretty cruel. Not sure it is ethical to use, no matter how good it tastes.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Old Bam Seasoning is already a thread

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Roundup Ready posted:



Wait till op finds out about this poo poo

yeah get some of that op

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
some guy just died ate a chilli chip

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12479595/teen-Harris-Wolobah-dies-one-chip-challenge-tiktok.html

some seasoning is seriously f**ed up

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I tried the Old Bay hot sauce

It's poo poo

The spice mixture is ok

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Roundup Ready posted:



Wait till op finds out about this poo poo

Chachere's bitch

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i like to spronkle berbere on stuff. popcorn, meat, lentils, whatever

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ever heard of MSG op

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Smugworth posted:

Chachere's bitch

I am, in fact, chachere's bitch

The regular is good as hell too, I just prefer the BOLD variety. Their slogan is "great on everything". Why would a slogan lie?

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009

20 Blunts posted:

Old Bam Seasoning is already a thread

Old Bam Seasoning is 80% crack, with a hint of meth. It has a pretty cool heartagram on the packet though.

Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010

The taste of middle school cafeteria fries

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Crystal Thenis posted:

just back from ricky gervais live

My condolences.

I just seen the thread title before you realised you made a typo. I thought this company had branched out into seasonings:

Valko fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Sep 4, 2023

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Old bat seasoning is when you scrape out the bottom of an old lady's purse. It has notes of werthers, menthol and Wrigley's.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I love old bayleaf on everything

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I don't like old bay it ruins crab and shrimp and corn and potatoes in that boil style thing.

Dust it on top of something don't add it to the water and poison the whole pot

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Roundup Ready posted:



Wait till op finds out about this poo poo

motherfuck yes

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Wendigee posted:

I hate old bay it ruins crab and shrimp and corn and potatoes in that boil style thing.

Dust it on top of something don't add it to the water and poison the whole pot

Yeah it's ironically good on everything but seafood.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

blackened on chiggen too

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Why would you season your chips with old bugs?

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010
Send old bay to Italy, blue crab problem solved. Ask Maryland.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
please do not eat old bats

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Radio Nowhere posted:

Send old bay to Italy, blue crab problem solved. Ask Maryland.

Italy has a blue crab problem? They should stop dying their pubes I guess?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Wendigee posted:

Italy has a blue crab problem? They should stop dying their pubes I guess?

Get their asses wendigee

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Crystal Thenis posted:


just back from ricky gervais live,

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I thought he was canceled and heavily persecuted due to his atheism

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