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apparently sea goats were always a mythical creature part of the zodiac despite me wanting to blame the mandala effect or fur affinity what other legendary friends could our sea goat have had that were lost to the annals of history all this time? SnapCoons scuttling along the ocean floor eating detritus?  The man with the angler's esca? He can't breathe underwater or maybe even swim, but he does a lot of reading in bed!  Groucho Sharx?  The Hammerhead Groucho Sharx?  Help fill out this BYOBeastiary of the Lesser-Known. Depictions are extra credit, but all accounts matter on giving these critters their day in the limelight. 
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 over millennia, the rolleraffe's wheels gained full opposability in order to climb tall trees and munch on the tasty leaves do not, i repeat, do NOT, gently caress with it when it starts skating backwards |
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FreshCutFries posted:
that's the stuff!  The Man O Tee This little fella finally formed a defense! Unfortunately, it probably makes him 10x more likely to have a motorboat accident.
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Sep 5, 2023 18:09
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Perhaps there is a sea goat opposite that exists in the pantheon of goat based mythical beasts. A goat-sea, you might call it.
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now our next cryptid is a looker. *wondering if everyone is noticing the sweat beginning to soak my shirt's armpits as i bring up the next slide* there's not a name for this one yet, it just kind of got slipped under our door one night. the guys like to joke (josh) around a bit about it being cursed, but, uh, i always try to remind myself it's just a coincidence i've had bad things happen every day since...maybe you should all get your future told at madame aristotle's seminar later today *that was too much grinning, you did way too much grinning for that level of joke, they know, they know, they know* we, uh, believe the cushioned surface it appears to be standing on is the armrest of a chair, which, i assure you, has not given me nightmares. the thought of a non-euclidian elephant chilling next to me like my very euclidian cat is in no way terrifying and, was that a hand? did you have a question sir? *that was too much silence say something* *gently caress where was i in the speech...drink water or something, stall!* *sputtering the extremely hot coffee i forgot about down my best powerpoint shirt* prehensile-tentacle-cock-nose, everyone, thank you! *jfc* |
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Sep 6, 2023 05:48
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Finger Prince posted:Perhaps there is a sea goat opposite that exists in the pantheon of goat based mythical beasts. A goat-sea, you might call it. I hear say that if you encounter a goat-sea in your travels and present it with a ring to replace the missing one it seeks, it allows you safe passage
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Sep 6, 2023 21:40
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Many have tried to plumb the dark depths of the Goat-See's lair. "Gross," they say. |
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Sep 7, 2023 18:56
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You've heard of moose knuckle, but how bout Moose Talon Giving a moose hands seems to elevate it to an unstoppable foe, but luckily this fella can't resist catch.
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Sep 13, 2023 03:48
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Once again, actual folklore is better than anything I can come up with. I was told of the Philippines' Tikbalang, which is an aborted fetus from limbo that turned into a giant humanoid horse that leads travelers astray unless they wear their shirt inside out. I was told they sit in trees smoking cigars, but apparently that part is a Kapre. I also just skimmed over this wikipedia posted:The viscera sucker, also known as manananggal, is said to have a diet of internal organs, or the phlegmatic discharge of the sick. Like the vampire aswang, it consumes its food with its tongue, narrow and tubular, but not pointed like the vampire. By day, it takes the shape of an attractive, light-skinned, and long-haired woman. By night, it grows wings and segments itself, leaving behind its body from the waist downwards. It takes great care to hide its lower half, then flies in searches for victims. It is particularly attracted to the fetuses growing inside pregnant women. Viscera suckers are said to live in domiciles deep in the jungle, if not the trees themselves. But like the vampire aswang, most infiltrate human communities via marriage 
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(Peter Venkman voice) Oh wonderful, we have to get these two together |
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