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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

Joementum posted:

Liz’s most famous appearance in the strip:



never thought a garfield strip would ever actually make me laugh without irony


oooof madone






https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
why is there a cup of dog semen next to a cat

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


you all are probably aware of the 2010 Garfield Veterans Day controversy

but if not…go look into it

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Buddykins posted:

why is there a cup of dog semen next to a cat
so Jon can drink it :cmon:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
a vet and a cartoonist with an overweight cat that has an unhealthy diet that he does nothing about no wonder she hates him

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





TotalHell posted:

Jon drank dog semen and Garfield is dead

they were all in love with dyin, they were doing it in texas

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Buddykins posted:

why is there a cup of dog semen next to a cat

Jim Davis claims that the cup did not contain dog semen but has not explained how the joke is supposed to work otherwise

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

DoombatINC posted:

they were all in love with dyin, they were doing it in texas

:golfclap:

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Buddykins posted:

why is there a cup of dog semen next to a cat

Liz is trying to combine cats and dogs to make cogs. :downsrim:

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Joementum posted:

Jim Davis claims that the cup did not contain dog semen but has not explained how the joke is supposed to work otherwise
he elaborated that it's a nutritional supplement for pregnant animals, but yeah that doesn't really explain why it's there either

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

theres nothing wrong with drinking dog semen. or any semen for that matter

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
he could have just said Liz was making a joke and it was milk for the cat or whatever

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
he wanted coffee, could he have not noticed the cup wasnt black liquid?

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

the phish from Vermont
the sphere
Las Vegas , nv
04/18/2024

set I
everything's right
back on the train
wolfman's brother
maze

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

when I was a kid I thought it was dog embryos

now I know it's cum

TracerBullet
Apr 26, 2003

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.


Doctor Rope

Buddykins posted:

why is there a cup of dog semen next to a cat

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Buddykins posted:

he wanted coffee, could he have not noticed the cup wasnt black liquid?

he assumed it was a latte or cafe au lait

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

the phish from Vermont
the sphere
Las Vegas , nv
04/18/2024

set I
everything's right
back on the train
wolfman's brother
maze
leaves

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...hbox%3D22Iran22

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
it wasn't a cup of dog semen

it was a cup of fully fertilized dog eggs

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Buddykins posted:

a vet and a cartoonist with an overweight cat that has an unhealthy diet that he does nothing about no wonder she hates him

Anyone who gives their cat pans of lasagna doesn't deserve to have a cat

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

LegoMan posted:

it wasn't a cup of dog semen

it was a cup of fully fertilized dog eggs

dogs don't lay eggs

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

the phish from Vermont
the sphere
Las Vegas , nv
04/18/2024

set I
everything's right
back on the train
wolfman's brother
maze
leaves
Life saving gun

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Elon dressed as Wario in court today reading mean tweets about Trump as a prospective juror

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
garfield was p good back when calvin and hobbs and the far side were still around then in the mid-90s jim davis got rich enough on merch to just hire people to write and draw it for him

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

Bootleg Trunks posted:

dogs don't lay eggs

youre telling me now for the first time

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKLAhmPZHe8

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Bootleg Trunks posted:

dogs don't lay eggs

And....i learned something today

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Would you all be happier if she said “you’re going to have a healthy litter of kittens”? Thus heavily implying it was Garfield’s jizz in the cup? A sentient creature who, in your preferred narrative, was just jacked off by Jon Arbuckle’s girlfriend?

you sickos

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Buddykins posted:

ugh man can i get some cute kitty or doggie pics because im really loving bummed out over not getting this job

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Jon has to carry the puppies to term since he lives in a red state smh i hate this country

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
you dont call a bunch of puppies a "litter". only cats

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
i wonder what else is different in the jon arbuckle mpreg universe

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

pillsburysoldier posted:

Jon has to carry the kittens to term since he lives in a red state smh i hate this country

lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

whoa is this real???

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Buddykins posted:

you dont call a bunch of puppies a "litter". only cats

incorrect

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

the phish from Vermont
the sphere
Las Vegas , nv
04/18/2024

set I
everything's right
back on the train
wolfman's brother
maze
leaves
Life saving gun
Dirt

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Buddykins posted:

whoa is this real???

nobody likes the pull my finger joke

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Sherbert Hoover posted:

i wonder what else is different in the jon arbuckle mpreg universe

probably struggles a lot with uploading videos.

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://apnews.com/9ce6c87c8fc653c840654de1ae5f7a1c

No reason to be any flavor of woman and live in a red state

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