[TRUMP] I am the only Presidential Candidate in History to be GAGGED!

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

Donald Trump has closed his eyes a number of times for short periods while seated at the defense table as prospective jurors respond to the judge's questionnaire. At one point, his attorney Todd Blanche passed him a container of something edible and Trump put something in his mouth and began chewing it. The former president now appears awake and alert.

they make edible speed now?

ur telling me for the first time

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

SirPablo posted:

I'm oscillating between "we are a nation of laws" and "I should be able to do whatever the gently caress I want". Hard to decide.

It�s his country, you just live here

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:28

The Alchemist: Dec 12, 2010; Can't post for 3 hours!

Fuckt Tupp posted:

they make edible speed now?

ur telling me for the first time

Ritalin, adderall, khat.
Hell, I've even eaten plain amphetamine with a spoon

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:29

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

I'm assuming word got to Trump that SCOTUS is going to rule against him in the immunity case, or maybe someone in his legal team tried to explain to him why he's probably going to lose it.

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:31

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Basebf555 posted:

I'm assuming word got to Trump that SCOTUS is going to rule against him in the immunity case, or maybe someone in his legal team tried to explain to him why he's probably going to lose it.

Nah, they just had arguments on it yesterday. Now we wait for the ruling, which will probably come later this year or possibly never.

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:34

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

The Alchemist posted:

Ritalin, adderall, khat.
Hell, I've even eaten plain amphetamine with a spoon

i mean i know there are pills but it seemed to perk him up p quick i knew about khat but does it have that kind of effect? im a weed guy not a speed guy

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:34

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

If a President does not have Immunity, the Opposing Party, during his/her term in Office, can extort and blackmail the President by saying that, �if you don�t give us everything we want, we will Indict you for things you did while in Office,� even if everything done was totally Legal and Appropriate. That would be the end of the Presidency, and our Country, as we know it, and is just one of the many Traps there would be for a President without Presidential Immunity. Obama, Bush, and soon, Crooked Joe Biden, would all be in BIG TROUBLE. If a President doesn�t have IMMUNITY, he/she will be nothing more than a �Ceremonial� President, rarely having the courage to do what has to be done for our Country. This is not what the Founders had in mind! Protect Presidential Immunity. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

what if the president just didn't do crimes?

also English kings didn't have total immunity from the law, I'm pretty sure for many centuries before the American Revolution!

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:36

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

mdemone posted:

Nah, they just had arguments on it yesterday. Now we wait for the ruling, which will probably come later this year or possibly never.

p sure the hearings are on the 25th cuz trump was complaining that he would probably be forced to be in court and wouldn't be able to glare at them in person

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Smug Mug: Jul 21, 2011

trump packing his cheeks with khat lol

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:36

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

Trump's right. without immunity, the whole presidency collapses

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:37

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

brugroffil posted:

what if the president just didn't do crimes?

also English kings didn't have total immunity from the law, I'm pretty sure for many centuries before the American Revolution!

the magna carta will be replaced with the maga carta

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:37

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Fuckt Tupp posted:

p sure the hearings are on the 25th cuz trump was complaining that he would probably be forced to be in court and wouldn't be able to glare at them in person

yeah the article on scotusblog just said "Thursday" and was published yesterday so it was confusing. You're right

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:40

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Donald Trump has closed his eyes a number of times for short periods while seated at the defense table as prospective jurors respond to the judge's questionnaire. At one point, his attorney Todd Blanche passed him a container of something yellow and liquid and Trump put something in his eyes and began blinking it in. The former president now appears awake and alert.

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holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

Fuckt Tupp posted:

the magna carta will be replaced with the maga carta

Edict 1: SHE WILL BE LOCKED UP

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kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

has anyone been gagged as much as toop

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

kaleedity posted:

has anyone been gagged as much as toop

toop cannot be gagged, he's the throat goat

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:56

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

war?

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gregday: May 23, 2003

TotalHell posted:

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

WAR IS IMMINENT WAR IS COMING

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:58

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Nonsense posted:

WAR IS IMMINENT WAR IS COMING

be fightin� up that road
be fightin� up that hill
me boys in that building

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Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

gregday posted:

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tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 393 days!

Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1781318828258955576

what a weird time for america

# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:04

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

why are they posting juror bios. they're treating it like a soap opera. absolutely nutso

A 90s style tv trial starring the 90s mascot president, the first season writers are in on this arc

# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:05

nikosoft: Dec 17, 2011; ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse; College Slice

Grey Fox posted:

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Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

You know

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crime fighting hog: Jun 29, 2006; I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

triple sulk posted:

war?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmkXQeqEbL8

# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:07

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

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Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Inspector Hound posted:

You know

its been years but i used to have the best naps on it

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VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

mdemone posted:

Nah, they just had arguments on it yesterday. Now we wait for the ruling, which will probably come later this year or possibly never.

they are gonna want to drag it out as long as they can

# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:13

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Spergin Morlock posted:

its been years but i used to have the best naps on it

I edited my post like lightning but yeah I just got more tired until they upped it, I was sure I needed Adderall because when I tried cocaine the first time I just wanted to read and listen to music

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