Bizarro Kanyon posted:

my 13 year old daughter had an X ray for scoliosis a few months ago. last year, when she was 12, she went back by herself and got everything taken care of. this year, I had to go back with her because the doctor said I had to have her answer some questions. I had to ask her if she was pregnant and if she has had any sexual contact in the last 6 months and if she was on birth control.

I have never witnessed her face get so red before. after everything, she asked me why I had to read her those questions instead of her just answering them herself. I told her that the (Catholic) hospital believes that she is old enough to have sex and deal with the consequences of that but that she is not old enough to read those questions and answer them truthfully.

I told her that from now on, she can just answer them herself on the paper as I sit by her. but this time was a “bonding moment” for both of us. she said that she wants her mom to go next time because apparently what is “bonding” to me is “highly embarrassing” to her.

RealityWarCriminal posted:

you're lucky they didnt put you in the k-hole

El Palo Mota posted:

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Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/KristiNoem/status/1783849977409671483

ArmedZombie posted:

hmm. sounds like malpractice by the hospital.

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

LETTER TO JOE: Dear Joe, now that you’ve committed to Debate on the now dying Howard Stern Show, no less, let’s set it up right now. I’m ready to go anywhere that you are. We could do it in D.C., even pinpoint the White House, or in New York when your Radical Left Fascists are finished with ELECTION INTERFERENCE against your Political Opponent, ME. In any event, let’s get it done - The People of our Country deserve to know why you have allowed 15 Million People, many from Prisons and Mental Institutions, to invade our Country at our now very OPEN Southern Border, or why you want everybody to foolishly have, in 5 years, an All Electric Car, which won’t go far, is very expensive, and will be Made in China, or why you are allowing Energy Prices to skyrocket, our Economy to crash, and Inflation to reach levels that we have never seen before. Maybe you have a reason for this, & you’ll have a chance to talk about it, but let’s get the Debate going, the American People have the right to know!

holtemon posted:

Just keep posting Kristi lol

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

6.9 magnitude earthquake hit Bonin islands

https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1784147290770534723

Nonsense posted:

This dude got owned the last time he was in a major bout

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Elephanthead posted:

coffee enema

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/KristiNoem/status/1783849977409671483

William Bear posted:

Will they still remember Trump in the year 5000? I think so.

External Organs posted:

I've been busy chiseling his tweets into a modern Rosetta Stone, we are covered

External Organs posted:

I've been busy chiseling his tweets into a modern Rosetta Stone, we are covered

CaptainBeefart posted:

Her eyes remind me of Kenneth Copeland.

kaleedity posted:

did anyone ask why kristi didn't eat the dog