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Bethamphetamine posted:Don't get me started on Catholic Hospitals in the USA. If you are a married goon and you bought a house without considering that the closest hospital is Catholic, one day you will be in for a trip back to the 1800s. yeah, the nearest hospital to us is Catholic (and all of the other ones around us have been bought by the same system). she had two miscarriages (within 6 months of each other) 17 years ago and the second one required a D&C. we had to go to an “ambulatory surgical center” to have it done because the hospital would not do it. when my 13 year old was born, I remember them asking my wife about her “two abortions before”. it was truly in that moment that I realized that the reality of what an abortion was is not even close to what these “pro-life” people say it is.
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RVWinkle posted:Can we compromise and have the cops dispense weed instead? they do already, they just charge you for possession immediately after
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Bizarro Kanyon posted:yeah, the nearest hospital to us is Catholic (and all of the other ones around us have been bought by the same system). she had two miscarriages (within 6 months of each other) 17 years ago and the second one required a D&C. we had to go to an “ambulatory surgical center” to have it done because the hospital would not do it. drat, my wife gave birth to newborns and that was tough; I can't imagine giving birth to a 13 year old.
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Joementum posted:yeah, i've got some sort of stomach bug that my friend also had and they went to the ER for dehydration. i've been managing to cram water down consistently but have already lost like ten pounds lol. pro tip: never accept peoples's dinner party invitations. Joementum posted:that time i got drunk and ran across the top of a train bridge: no problem you don’t have ‘some sort of stomach bug’, you have E. coli
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like some dude definitely poo poo in the field next to that spinach that you ate
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Don't eat where they poo poo, my friend 🎶
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Yeah never trust pre washed salads Or people that claim they washed the salad Like unless you saw the salad spinner you're eating some poo poo
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Never eat up poo poo, me boys
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pillsburysoldier posted:Never eat up poo poo, me boys
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cook yr spinach it tastes better that way anyway
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titty_baby_ posted:cook yr spinach it tastes better that way anyway Truth. Some fresh lemon, little salt and a lotta pepper Maybe some feta if you're feeling froggy
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Truth. Some fresh lemon, little salt and a lotta pepper You didn't list garlic or shallot, so....??????
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pillsburysoldier posted:Never eat up poo poo, me boys schnorkles will hear of this!
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Good Citizen posted:you don’t have ‘some sort of stomach bug’, you have E. coli it might not have been the spinach, but yeah
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pillsburysoldier posted:Never eat up poo poo, me boys
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Yeah never trust pre washed salads well even with a salad spinner, if you really care some very dilute Dr Bronner's or else some fancy "vegetable wash" is necessary
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another beautiful day to be me, a well loved and respected human, no warrants out for my arrest, never ran over any birds, never stole charity funds, never had liberal thoughts. just simple ol me, a MAGA communist Trump Lover and soon to be Kisser.
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don’t eat the poo poo-covered plants, eat the thing that does the making GBS threads this is the CEO mindset you lack
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Yeah never trust pre washed salads emfive posted:well even with a salad spinner, if you really care some very dilute Dr Bronner's or else some fancy "vegetable wash" is necessary I'm learning stuff today! I trusted those prewashed salads. I think we need to invest in a spinner.
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use your hands you morons. put the greens under the water and use your hands. it's very simple.
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pillsburysoldier posted:Never eat up poo poo, me boys
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of which the moon is a part. probably one of his top five lines ever
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Lpzie posted:another beautiful day to be me, a well loved and respected human, no warrants out for my arrest, never ran over any birds, never stole charity funds, never had liberal thoughts. just simple ol me, a MAGA communist Trump Lover and soon to be Kisser. https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1784247793848127753
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Lpzie posted:use your hands you morons. put the greens under the water and use your hands. it's very simple. and as we all know idle hands are the devil’s workshop keep those hands laboring, me boys
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Greg Legg posted:I'm learning stuff today! I trusted those prewashed salads. I think we need to invest in a spinner. salad spinners own
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Lpzie posted:use your hands you morons. put the greens under the water and use your hands. it's very simple. Those limp digits are no comparison for centrifugal force
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CaptainBeefart posted:LETTER TO JOE: Dear Joe, how is this not already the thread title?? sad thread, very sick, LIKE A DOG!!
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pillsburysoldier posted:Never eat up poo poo, me boys
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Lpzie posted:use your hands you morons. put the greens under the water and use your hands. it's very simple. now you're soaking your hands in poo poo water I'm going to remain on Team Surfactant
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put the greens in the colander and blast it with a high pressure stream of pisssssss
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I'm going to cook with some pre-washed greens tonight so I'll put them in a salad spinner filled with water and a teeny bit of Dr Bronner's, then swish them with my hands, then drain rinse and spin. And then I'll cook them.
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$26 to take my kid to a bounce place for two hours? No thanks, Joe.
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Lpzie posted:another beautiful day to be me, a well loved and respected human, no warrants out for my arrest, never ran over any birds, never stole charity funds, never had liberal thoughts. just simple ol me, a MAGA communist Trump Lover and soon to be Kisser. 
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well if you’re going to be that specific I might not have a picture that qualifies
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pillsburysoldier posted:Never eat up poo poo, me boys but it was too late
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