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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
LETTER TO TRUMP: Dear Dotard,

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

Fuckt Tupp posted:

someone should stop her before she kills again

she definitely enjoyed killing those horses

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

I have no idea where remember sailor came from

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

Red Baron posted:

it’s not a quote of his that I use but that series of faces he makes during the debate

you know the ones I’m talking about, it immediately popped into your head

Lol

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Red Baron posted:

it’s not a quote of his that I use but that series of faces he makes during the debate

you know the ones I’m talking about, it immediately popped into your head

It did lmao

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
Treating me very unfairly

Bigly

Looking into it strongly

You’ll be hearing more… in about two weeks

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
working hard, THANK YOU!

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
I say China the way he does now does that count

Bigly too lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
it's his house, he's supposed to be there!

DarkLich
Feb 19, 2004
the best is when other people start picking up your trumpisms

wife is now saying "bing bong so simple" and "very legal and very cool"

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Red Baron posted:

it’s not a quote of his that I use but that series of faces he makes during the debate

you know the ones I’m talking about, it immediately popped into your head

I made the first two faces in the sequence in class the other day without realizing it

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Buddykins posted:

it's his house, he's supposed to be there!

oh my god this one was gold

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
and gold reminds me of this:

https://twitter.com/reillyrick/status/1116851116723986432?s=46&t=oj8keVLy-071387ITfdh2A

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

DarkLich posted:

the best is when other people start picking up your trumpisms

wife is now saying "bing bong so simple" and "very legal and very cool"

lmao

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Red Baron posted:

I can’t help but see the picture of him holding his ear in my mind’s eye when I hear this

perhaps his best phrase, up with there with this one:



lmao

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
“the president will have many meetings and make many phone calls. he will work from early in the morning until late in the evening.”

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
I legit have used "you're telling me now for the first time" when something I obviously already know is said

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
all of my phone calls have been “perfect” since the president showed me such things were possible

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

pillsburysoldier posted:

I have no idea where remember sailor came from

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/989813047773614080

full point
Jan 21, 2006

One of the most unindicted, from the standpoint of co-conspirators
:smugdon:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


*stimpack hiss*

ahh that's the stuff

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
:chaostrump:

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
to think that his covfefe tweet was once held up as his most quotable phrase

we were so young then, so simple, unaware of what was to come

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

"must act quickly" stuck with me from that one. you can say it when you are eight thousand miles from being able to do anything about it

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Red Baron posted:

to think that his covfefe tweet was once held up as his most quotable phrase

we were so young then, so simple, unaware of what was to come

The before times were somethin else huh lol

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool!

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 385 days!

Red Baron posted:

I can’t help but see the picture of him holding his ear in my mind’s eye when I hear this

perhaps his best phrase, up with there with this one:



erdogan threw this letter in the garbage and wanted it on record that he threw it in the garbage

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i actually use "local milk people" to describe dairy farmers

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
made mushroom soup for lunch with some questionably old mushrooms and immediately poo poo my brains out

please save me, President Trump

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://x.com/RuNoseP/status/1784275955076174261

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 385 days!
love coming across new trumps where he is standing very normal
https://twitter.com/KristiNoem/status/1783926095382773912?t=DqcZ98UKYQnXMcAM4bNZSg&s=19

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

holtemon posted:

The before times were somethin else huh lol

not a single brain remained unbroken

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/37979493029122048

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

lol

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


I said no!

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


emfive posted:

now you're soaking your hands in poo poo water

I'm going to remain on Team Surfactant

mods please rename him "soap suds emena"

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Buddykins posted:

working hard, THANK YOU!

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I’m not allowed to say ‘many such cases’ anymore when my wife attributes the many daily symptoms of us getting older to some phantom disease she found on webmd

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