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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

215lbs of pure president right there






https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
"your honor I was president, and will be president again, i make a motion to dismiss"

"sir that's a portrait of Braxton Bragg"

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

UFOTacoMan posted:

trum or die or both trunt and die

i trum, i die, i trunt again

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

crime fighting hog posted:

Yeah, defendent has to be in the room to face his accusers. Unless Trump literally decides to throw a big stink the entire time to disrupt the rulings - in which case the judge won't even bother putting him in contempt, just remove him to an empty court room under Illinois V Allen and poo poo

that's not fair

i don't have four months left of parental leave

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Love to Love Your Favorite President (Me!) Baby

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
truno

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Qurnah posted:

that's not fair

i don't have four months left of parental leave

you know what you must do.

have more babbies

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol. This was from some sort of Catholic event wasn't it?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Right now Republicans in Congress and the Senate have to get tough, and put everything together in one big, neat package, because I will be President in one and a half years, and we will pick the strongest, toughest, and most respected Attorney General, and if guilty, we will put them all in jail where they belong, just as they are trying to do to me based on NOTHING.

They spied on my Campaign, Impeached me twice, had the Russia, Russia Hoax, the Fake Dossier Hoax, FISA Fraud, Election Fraud, the “No Collusion” Mueller Hoax, and so much more. I was innocent on all counts. If I am elected, they will be brought to JUSTICE, something that Republicans have always been afraid to do.



reposting content to multiple trump threads for additional likes

i told my boss during my performance review that i spent the year getting tough and putting everything together in one neat little packge

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Schmoe Cwead posted:

i told my boss during my performance review that i spent the year getting tough and putting everything together in one neat little packge



*the next morning your boss has a flaming bag of poop on their front door.

"TRUMP!"

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Right now Republicans in Congress and the Senate have to get tough, and put everything together in one big, neat package, because I will be President in one and a half years, and we will pick the strongest, toughest, and most respected Attorney General, and if guilty, we will put them all in jail where they belong, just as they are trying to do to me based on NOTHING.

They spied on my Campaign, Impeached me twice, had the Russia, Russia Hoax, the Fake Dossier Hoax, FISA Fraud, Election Fraud, the “No Collusion” Mueller Hoax, and so much more. I was innocent on all counts. If I am elected, they will be brought to JUSTICE, something that Republicans have always been afraid to do.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

crime fighting hog posted:

you know what you must do.

have more babbies

well i shouldn't had that doctor cut my balls open to make sure that would never happen again then

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

lol it's funny because it's true

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Was this Spicer's "Even Hitler didn't use chemical weapons!" moment?

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

crime fighting hog posted:

Was this Spicer's "Even Hitler didn't use chemical weapons!" moment?

it was worse he said "even hitler didn't gas his own people"

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Qurnah posted:

that's not fair

i don't have four months left of parental leave

trump's trial date hasn't been announced yet. get pumping there's still time

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


crime fighting hog posted:

Was this Spicer's "Even Hitler didn't use chemical weapons!" moment?

iirc, yes.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

crime fighting hog posted:

Was this Spicer's "Even Hitler didn't use chemical weapons!" moment?

I don't think so but I could be wrong (a rare occurrence)

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

w00t added to op

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

ram dass in hell posted:

w00t added to op

:smugdon::respek::smugdon:

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Qurnah posted:

it was worse he said "even hitler didn't gas his own people"

fukkkkkk i miss spice boy

Comparing the Nazi leader with Syria’s Bashar al-Assad, Spicer told journalists during his regular press briefing at the White House: “We didn’t use chemical weapons in world war two. You had someone as despicable as Hitler who didn’t even sink to using chemical weapons.”

Asked to clarify the remarks, he added: “I think when you come to sarin gas, he was not using the gas on his own people the same way that Assad is doing.”

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

bebop esq posted:

I don't think so but I could be wrong (a rare occurrence)

nothing is wrong in tump thread

everything is permitted

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Hunter's going down for gun charges

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
Trump wants Republicans to get tough but instead he's stuck with Strokie McStrokeFace and the guy who instantly rolled over during budget negotiations.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

crime fighting hog posted:

fukkkkkk i miss spice boy

Comparing the Nazi leader with Syria’s Bashar al-Assad, Spicer told journalists during his regular press briefing at the White House: “We didn’t use chemical weapons in world war two. You had someone as despicable as Hitler who didn’t even sink to using chemical weapons.”

Asked to clarify the remarks, he added: “I think when you come to sarin gas, he was not using the gas on his own people the same way that Assad is doing.”

he was on dancing with the stars after that lol


lmao

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

crime fighting hog posted:

fukkkkkk i miss spice boy

Spicer not getting invited to meet the Pope is one of my favorite Trump moments.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

INDICTED FOR A PERFECT WEBSITE

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status...ingawful.com%2F

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Bethamphetamine posted:

Hunter's going down for gun charges

weird that all the chuds aren't up in arms about the war on the 2nd amendent on this one huh

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

when everything else fails: blame the jews!

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005





Now let's see the lady just out of frame

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Qurnah posted:

when everything else fails: blame the jews!

Always was.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

sounds like jonathon is insanely powerful and you should do whatever he says elon

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
it's pretty awesome that elon is such a huge narcissist that he can't see how he hosed it all up and is now blaming the adl for his idiocy lmao

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

Hunter's going down for gun charges

his dads gonna take his guns

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Another one? Better bless this thread too

Hail Satan

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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Schmoe Cwead posted:

his dads gonna take his guns

don't take your guns to town son

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