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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
But the polls said orange man win?

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
“I love buttplugs for pedophiles” ~ Alex Jones

https://x.com/weedmubarak/status/1773477619348214090?s=46

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

holtemon posted:

But the polls said orange man win?

Thank goodness we finally got a reliable May poll we can trust to tell us the outcome of the election.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://x.com/karanbirtinna/status/1773379635348386002?s=46

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

just found out i love jesus and you all are gonna be so loving sorry

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

get 'em jesus
kick their bitch asses

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://x.com/trumpdailyposts/status/1773507396037743058?s=46

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Turdfuzz posted:

just found out i love jesus and you all are gonna be so loving sorry

the cool thing about Jesus is that you don’t need to love him, he loves you anyway. kind of a bro that way.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Joementum posted:

the cool thing about Jesus is that you don’t need to love him, he loves you anyway. kind of a bro that way.

yeah maybe in your heathen bible

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Joementum posted:

the cool thing about Jesus is that you don’t need to love him, he loves you anyway. kind of a bro that way.

golden retriever boyfriend

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Joementum
Lover of Satan

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Turdfuzz posted:

yeah maybe in your heathen bible

mine has a copy of the constitution and the lyrics to a Lee Greenwood song in it. jealous much? :smugdon:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

is a black guy calling trump "uncle donald" a term of endearment?

:thunk:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Joementum posted:

mine has a copy of the constitution and the lyrics to a Lee Greenwood song in it. jealous much? :smugdon:

Lee Greenwood is 81 years old.
Obviously God doesn't love him very much.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

RIP Syndrome posted:

POV: when you're looking at computer picture

POV: you're about to make a good (GREAT!) post.

edit: I should specify that this was supposed to be me (my POV) when I was looking at your post and then quoting it.

UFOTacoMan has issued a correction as of 01:41 on Mar 29, 2024

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

god i wish we could just stop all the fighting and make out

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

yeah u ain't got a response to a thing like that

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

hold up....charlie kirk's twitter handle is @charliekirk11?
that's all he's got? charlie kirk 11?
he's full time media specialist W the actual F

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Turdfuzz posted:

yeah u ain't got a response to a thing like that

smooches u

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Joementum posted:

smooches u

i love u too

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Turdfuzz posted:

i love u too

:glomp:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

wrap it up internetailures
it's done.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I unironically love all trpum thread posters

can’t think of a group of chums I’d rather smooth my brain with

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Joementum posted:

I unironically love all trpum thread posters

can’t think of a group of chums I’d rather smooth my brain with

:cheers:

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Joementum posted:

I unironically love all trpum thread posters

can’t think of a group of chums I’d rather smooth my brain with

Nimgimmer
Jun 13, 2003

Oh yes kitties! Please fight!
Fun Shoe
Trunk!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

agreed LETS loving STORM THE CAPITAL

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i'm joking mr. fbi please do not ruin my life

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

lmao community notes might be the only good thing Elon ever stumbled into

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Joementum posted:

I unironically love all trpum thread posters

can’t think of a group of chums I’d rather smooth my brain with

:smugdon::respek::smugdon:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

I love them. As it flies around I often scream "Pissssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssss sss sssssssssssss s sssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssss sssss sss sssssssssssssssss" and people around me at the airport generally cheer me on

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
jesus sucks imo tbh btw

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Prove it. Share the 11 herbs and spices you droopy-eyed coke fiend honorary colonel

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1773511461106581908

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2024/03/26/duluth-suggests-donating-cheerios-after-kathy-cargill-comment posted:

[Billionaire Kathy] Cargill had remained largely mum on her plans until this weekend, when she told the Wall Street Journal, “I think an expression that we all know— don’t pee in your Cheerios— well, he kind of peed in his Cheerios right there, and definitely I’m not going to do anything to benefit that community.”

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Turdfuzz posted:

i'm joking mr. fbi please do not ruin my life

i'm gonna do it instead






maybe next week tho i'm kinda busy now

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
thinking I should stop being a book guy and pivot
to being a movie guy

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

bebop esq posted:

jesus sucks imo tbh btw

He's going to come back and kick your rear end any day now

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
love will abide
take things in stride
sounds like good advice
but there's no poster attttttt my siiiiide

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