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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
goku
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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Joementum posted:

I wonder how long it would take into me describing this thread it would take for me to get excluded as a juror and which side would object first

Then he started posting videos from inside the school...

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


sweepstakes!

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

lmao at trump covering the cost of anything

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

wow, this sounds a little sensual

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Joementum posted:

never fight uphill me boys

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

I’m sure someone is going to win and there will be proof this time!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Red Baron posted:

what the fuuuuuck

please have a normal relationship

yeah uh cmon man

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania to look and to watch

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

mdemone posted:

that would be great. I would love that.

unfortunately I have a sort of gift, you see. a kind of radar

I believe Buddykins and I share this gift

you have kids dude youre way more of a grown up than i am and you're capable of so much more lol you'll find a woman that'll be good for ya posting pal

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Consolidated Ed posted:

ah, another leader in his field

lmao

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQO_MANON7c

A_Druish_Princess
Jan 12, 2024

titty_baby_ posted:

the region already grew more weed then the entire state demands pre legalization. Without being able to legally move it out of the state it was inevitable.

the new dispensary in town has $36 1/2s lol

5g of p good concentrate for 30 bucks in Ann Arbor

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Bethamphetamine posted:

That's called an Azalea


jesus christ you are so Pittsburgh

lol

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1780420928716837098

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





my last order was a $45 oz of mids and a quarter of ethanol hash oil at $4/gram :pcgaming:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Joementum posted:

never fight uphill me boys

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Glumwheels posted:

I’m sure someone is going to win and there will be proof this time!

strange how the winner is never announced

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

I would also fall asleep during boring hush money trial jury selection

But I also should not be president

Nor do I try to commit so many crimes that they cancel each other out

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1780371217599418764

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


drat that is cool I bet they won't gently caress it up.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Your honor, those posts were about TRMPU, RTRMUP or TRIMMO (respectively), not the defendant.

post hole digger posted:

i look around the court room to see who is laughing at my good posts as they are read aloud by the judge. i make eye contact with the black bailiff in the back, who cracks a smile at a post i remember did NOT get a single empty quote in this shithole forum. i will be dismissed from jury duty, but nonetheless vindicated. on my way out of court, the judge tells me not to leave the state, due to several posts he did not read which could be considered actionable threats against the life of a living ex-president.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
obamna

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Glumwheels posted:

I’m sure someone is going to win and there will be proof this time!

Lpzie won last time, OP.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


hello

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

WrasslorMonkey posted:

drat that is cool I bet they won't gently caress it up.

So far so good

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

I hear you can do way less jury tampering when you're in jail but what do I know I'm not a judge

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

wood burns

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Tom Tucker posted:

I hear you can do way less jury tampering when you're in jail but what do I know I'm not a judge

What if the judge is trying to entrap TRUMP? :thunk:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


hes going to spirit bomb him

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Buddykins posted:

hes going to spirit bomb him

He's already dead

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

like 1/3 of the billboards in michigan are for weed stores

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


dear penthouse

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I think once i get back on my feet again im gonna go on vacation to florida and see mar a lago. I know a woman in miami too so we'll see how it goes

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rob-schneider-comedy-republican_n_661e8ee5e4b0d6337657b123/amp?amp_js_v=0.1&amp_gsa=1#webview=1

quote:


The inappropriate jokes reportedly included some directed at Asian people, including one about “Korean whore-houses.”

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“I’m not changing my material or apologizing for my jokes to anybody. Enough with this woke bulls**t, America’s sick of it,” he told TMZ. “I did 50 minutes because that’s what I was paid to do. Nobody removed me from stage, somebody waved to me at the 50 minute mark.”

the gop has gone woke lol

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Apr 30, 2005

Zokari posted:

like 1/3 of the billboards in michigan are for weed stores

the other 2/3ds are Epoch Times

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