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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

xi is doing a good job and Trump will be no different.

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Lpzie posted:

xi is doing a good job and Trump will be no different.

that's right

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Lpzie posted:

xi is doing a good job and Trump will be no different.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
trump, possessing reality warping powers that I don't believe he fully understands, could potentially turn the republicans into a Marxist leninist vanguard party and I think that would be pretty cool, probably the most likely way we get to that at this point

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
trump is going to make the USA a fascist theocracy, but not a Christian one (except in name) because he will be the central divine figure

millions of loving adherents will see nothing wrong with this.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Red Baron posted:

trump is going to make the USA a fascist theocracy, but not a Christian one (except in name) because he will be the central divine figure

millions of loving adherents will see nothing wrong with this.

surprise twist: he is the second coming of jesus

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
tryp

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Joementum posted:

surprise twist: he is the second coming of jesus

Second Jesus does very bad things. Like very, very bad.

It makes me question my faith in first Jesus.
Is first Jesus Trump too?


It all kinda lines up.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Red Baron posted:

lmao if he’s still alive in four years they’ll hear a case allowing him to run for a third term

he already is since he won last time

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Red Baron posted:

lmao if he’s still alive in four years they’ll hear a case allowing him to run for a third term

Article II, Section 1

quote:

The Congress may determine the Time of chusing the Electors, and the Day on which they shall give their Votes; which Day shall be the same throughout the United States.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

chusing

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
yes, that means that the party which controls congress may decide that the day of selecting the electors for the 2028 election is sometime in the 2100s

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

good

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
we don’t really need electors anymore since as long as trump is alive he’ll be winning every election of which he is a part

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
they're right

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Joementum posted:

yes, that means that the party which controls congress may decide that the day of selecting the electors for the 2028 election is sometime in the 2100s

that absolutely does not mean what you're saying lol what are you talking about

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Red Baron posted:

we don’t really need electors anymore since as long as trump is alive he’ll be winning every election of which he is a part

also every election (of which the Moon is a part)

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Spergin Morlock posted:

stormy isn't in charge of anything and it's not illegal to be a porn star
aha, he said "persecutions" not "prosecutions" they are all TRMUP haters

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Seth Pecksniff posted:

that absolutely does not mean what you're saying lol what are you talking about

i see you have not fully accepted Clarence Thomas Thought

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


chusingeh... 🤣

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Joementum posted:

i see you have not fully accepted Clarence Thomas Thought

I will forever resist Clarenche (Clarence juche)

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
the law actually says whatever you want if you’re trump

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Please think of the Astronauts when you poast from now on

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I will forever resist Clarenche (Clarence juche)

may the flag of the people's permanent revolution fly at ground level since the constitution does not authorize any air forces

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Space law is the only law

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
but in space there is no law except yeehaw

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
It's kind of like in the Roman Republic the consul could only serve for a year but the Pontifex Maximus decides how long a year is, so when his friends were in charge the year was 440 days long.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Red Baron posted:

but in space there is no law except yeehaw

That's actually wrong. Space law is real, and space law is hard.

And in space, nobody can hear you asking to talk to your manager. KAREN FREE ZONE

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Red Baron posted:

but in space there is no law except yeehaw

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Yee-claw

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Yee-claw

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Yee-NAW

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

yes

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Dee-claw?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 382 days!

Joementum posted:

surprise twist: he is the second coming of jesus

:chaostrump:

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Seth Pecksniff posted:

that absolutely does not mean what you're saying lol what are you talking about

yeah! get his rear end!!!

today is the day we throw off the yoke of Joe mention

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

the milk machine posted:

yeah! get his rear end!!!

today is the day we throw off the yoke of Joe mention

i've been out of my mind for about a week now

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Joementum posted:

there is absolutely no excuse for them still existing at state schools

UT Dallas, a surprisingly woke place, only allows things like frats if they're some kind of real (quantifiable) service organization. There are no "frat houses", unless somebody sets up a clandestine one in a surrounding neighborhood.

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