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how long does trump go to jail for?
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FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
I am a slimey vat of concentrated stupidity

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emfive posted:

yea I love the Greenville/Knox-Henderson zone because of old memories, but mostly it sucks and parking is a god drat pain in the rear end.

poo poo, me and A Gin Palace went to a Chinese dumpling place up on far-north MacArthur Blvd in Irving, Irving, where I grew up and which was an incredible lovely dump, and that place absolutely rules. That's the thing about DFW, the good parts are disguised as completely boring suburbs that no normal person would ever visit.

except the art museums

loving lol, my grandparents live off MacArthur in Irving. Too bad they hate all Asian food with the changing demographics in that area over the last 30 years.

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FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Yeah, off of story/183 is where I hung out as a kiddo with my grandparents. They're in their late 80s now and still kicking.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
I am a slimey vat of concentrated stupidity

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Idiot Kicker posted:

I'm voting for Ta'Quil. He's the only candidate who promised to cum on a woman's toothbrush

People want three things:
Cold beer
Warm pussy
A place to poo poo with a door on it

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
I am a slimey vat of concentrated stupidity

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insane clown pussy posted:

that's a quote from the guy responsible for everything in america being made from processed corn

https://content.time.com/time/subscriber/article/0,33009,946703,00.html

That's less fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Ui_jQdSz0

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
I am a slimey vat of concentrated stupidity

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https://twitter.com/SwipeWright/status/1701286886235419018?t=HlJM7B_Rg-ISAmfjwPE-AA&s=19

My gender is Male/Chaotic.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
I am a slimey vat of concentrated stupidity

Fun Shoe

Plinkey posted:

you can do better



Be still my heart.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe
Feinstein will do literally anything to avoid a government shutdown

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe
Hail satan

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Dumbass, it's not a truck.

It's a truck driving dangerously, possibly drunk. Looks like they just ignored a stop sign!

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Consummate Professional posted:

dad, why do you keep visiting goatse.cx?

What's this expertSexChange.com you keep visiting?

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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pillsburysoldier posted:



Goony rear end ron

You gotta water him and turn him towards the light.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe

Fuckin lol

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Welp, nothing on the product idea board beats "sweatpants for jacking it" so let's run with it.

Or, "What the gently caress do we do with all these hosed up sweatpants?!"

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe

Same

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Ham Cheeks posted:

I want to go live in a forest surrounded by friendly woodland creatures

Woodland critter Christmas

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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We did it you guys. We defeated 2023

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe

Obviously Hawking knew that the anti-orgies created at the same time are how other theoretical physicists are created.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
I am a slimey vat of concentrated stupidity

Fun Shoe
Jesus Cruz is such a beta bitch.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
I am a slimey vat of concentrated stupidity

Fun Shoe

the milk machine posted:

lmao at all of this

Wanted to get the former president, but couldn't keep it in my pants.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe

Wasn't there last week tonight about this recently that said it was stupid easy to get body parts if you just want to buy them?

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Some of my coworkers would wake up at 2 PM, do their usual business before work, and go to bed after getting home immediately. I couldn't do that, I'd end up waking up at 9 PM, you basically can't interact with the outside world beyond other third shift weirdos.

Same poo poo locks people into waiting tables. All your friends work the same poo poo hours as you and gets paid cash.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
I am a slimey vat of concentrated stupidity

Fun Shoe
For all the leftist terrorists in this country you'd think you'd see someone doing something stupid way more often. No one has the hutzpah to drive a truck into a few crowds?

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Mustached Demon posted:

gently caress you hail Satan and Satan's chosen genre of music

Unfortunately hell is a jam band

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe
It'd be hilarious if Putin did it but made it look like Ukraine did it.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe

emfive posted:

ha ha ha



He's on a roll

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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titty_baby_ posted:

my boss is pissed because they didn't think the new hire would need a drug test for cannabis because of tje new state regs, but HR is saying they will, and they're arguing about how stupid it is, and I'm thinking he probably smokes weed on the dl

Fighting the good fight.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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He makes a good point, the government as a whole is convicted of treason, time to imprison the whole government really.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Still want to know why BiBi had to sleep in the ninja turtle room. Was he lit? Bringing over girls? They sent junior to the basement for a reason.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

When the weather is good



You got a hurricane coming

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Rubellavator posted:

pizza snobs are insane

I have very strong opinions about my cheesy bread

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

So why bother issuing a gag order at all if you’re too cucked to enforce it

Yup.

They ought to start throwing his lawyers in jail for not being able to control their client.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Rudeboy Detective posted:

what's so special about these trump bibles?

do they help you get hella laid or what?

They contain other documents which is somehow not sacrilege.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe
Did I miss the explainer on the Collins three some of Jan 6? That's a hell of a thing to toss out there.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Looks like someone's having a three dog night

Maurice?

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe
This Mike Johnson thing is such a bitch move. Daddy trumbl save me from your other followers.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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LegoMan posted:

the price of an oz dropped so fuckin fast

Invisible hand free market whoop

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe

Explains why the software is so poo poo.

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Fun Shoe

Good Citizen posted:

chimneys are stupid. I stuffed an old blanket in mine to make sure none of my fireplace heat gets out

I made these fumes they're mine

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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Good Citizen posted:

https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1783838550959759518?s=46

lmao libs gonna cream they’re pants in the theater

Can't wait for a character to rattle off all the big important schools and scholarships and other bullshit that they've had then explain how they're getting beat by a bunch of loving rednecks.

All those White House idiots that grew up on Sorkin are the reason why we are in this situation. If we just talked at the other side more, they'd eventually see how wrong they are and agree with us.

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FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
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You gotta enable the friends feature to see their scores on your leaderboard Ledecky!

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