crime fighting hog posted:

holky gently caress can u imagine four mother fuckin months of georgia trial

crime fighting hog posted:

Yeah, defendent has to be in the room to face his accusers. Unless Trump literally decides to throw a big stink the entire time to disrupt the rulings - in which case the judge won't even bother putting him in contempt, just remove him to an empty court room under Illinois V Allen and poo poo

crime fighting hog posted:

you know what you must do.

have more babbies

crime fighting hog posted:

Was this Spicer's "Even Hitler didn't use chemical weapons!" moment?

crime fighting hog posted:

fukkkkkk i miss spice boy

Comparing the Nazi leader with Syria’s Bashar al-Assad, Spicer told journalists during his regular press briefing at the White House: “We didn’t use chemical weapons in world war two. You had someone as despicable as Hitler who didn’t even sink to using chemical weapons.”

Asked to clarify the remarks, he added: “I think when you come to sarin gas, he was not using the gas on his own people the same way that Assad is doing.”

Bethamphetamine posted:

Hunter's going down for gun charges

Uncle Wemus posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status...ingawful.com%2F

Schmoe Cwead posted:

his dads gonna take his guns

neutral milf hotel posted:

gently caress you

kaleedity posted:

step 1: protect the nazis
step 2: ads drop, due to nazis
step 3: sue the jews

tacodaemon posted:

lmao

Basebf555 posted:

What is Tucker's point supposed to be anyway about Obama being gay? Why would that even matter? Even if you're anti-gay Obama hasn't been President for 7+ years, so why am I supposed to care?

Apraxin posted:

democrats - if only we could nominate someone, anyone, who isn't this withered old husk that no-one likes. oh well.

Vim Fuego posted:

El Palo Mota posted:

https://i.imgur.com/GUHDvpM.mp4

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1700283311724061085?s=20

lol Republicans are going to win so hard next year

Schmoe Cwead posted:

swamp-rear end advisors

Bethamphetamine posted:

Will Trump tolerate an attention whore Hedge fund Hindu nationalist power hungry rear end in a top hat?

emfive posted:

thank you Democrats for picking a near-death demented man and one of the worst people in the world and also a cop for leading our country, that's what gets me motivated to vote

Spoondick posted:

remember that time elon rushed the launch of a big rear end rocket so it could happen on 4/20 probably because he was high on ketamine and the rocket blew up the launchpad and hosed up a bunch of wetlands, yeah, let's get rid of regulations stopping this guy from doing whatever he wants from the bottom of a k hole

mogwai posted:

https://i.imgur.com/M1jx74Y.mp4

emfive posted:

here's a fun story for this weekend afternoon, a story about one of my children who will not be named, and one that I have surely told before.

she was at a "Spanish language" thing for little bitty kids, not at all academically serious, and the teacher got like 8 or so kids into a group (maybe 6 or 7yo) and introduced the activity, which was to learn the words for colors. She had a paper bag full of mystery.

She pulled out a green plastic dimetrodon (as in the photo) and asked, "What color is this dinosaur?" Child X immediately said "That is not a dinosaur. That is a synapsid reptile from the Permian era, millions of years before dinosaurs."

The teacher put that back in the bag and took out an orange pterodactyl and asked the question. Again, "That is not a dinosaur. That is a reptile from the Cretaceous but not a dinosaur."

The teacher put that back also and pulled out a black T-Rex. You know what's next: "Black is not a color."

The teacher then asked if any of the other children wanted to participate.

Inspector Hound posted:

Trump Burgers are next, the natural devolution from Trump Steaks

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

In a phony and probably rigged Wall Street Journal poll, coming out of nowhere to softened the mental incompetence blow that is so obvious with Crooked Joe Biden, they ask about my age and mentality. Where did that come from? A few years ago I was the only one to agree to a mental acuity test, & ACED IT. Now that the Globalists at Fox & the WSJ have failed to push their 3rd tier candidate to success, they do this. Well, I hereby challenge Rupert Murdoch & Sons, Biden, WSJ heads, to acuity tests!

Page 2: I will name the place and the test, and it will be a tough one. Nobody will come even close to me! We can also throw some physical activity into it. I just won the Senior Club Championship at a big golf club, with many very good players. To do so you need strength, accuracy, touch and, above all, mental toughness. Ask Bret Baier (Fox), a very good golfer. The Wall Street Journal & Fox are damaged goods after their failed DeSanctimonious push & stupid $780,000,000 “settlement.” MORONS!!!

Spoondick posted:

i have a hard time getting one kid to eat enough calories so i load them up on pasta alfredo and whole milk whenever possible

CaptainBeefart posted:

I'm digging this a lot. And how have I never seen this movie before?!

crime fighting hog posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoacpCpBptU

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

CROOKED JOE BIDEN is NOT too OLD, he is too INCOMPETENT!

Plinkey posted:

crime fighting hog posted: