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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

I would just say something in a dead language so people would be utterly confused, never knowing the meaning of the words they all just heard.

That or I would just recite every story about Vivec from Morrowind.

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Not fat enough

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

What is this guy smoking? Guns?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Is it me you're looking for?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Nobody prosecutes Trump like Gaston

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
How soon is he gonna break it? Is there a betting pool?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

So Trump circumvented the gag order by using NordVPN eh?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Can we put a gag order on Junior to stop him from inhaling cocaine every other minute?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

SirPablo posted:

If Hunter and Junior would just stop fighting they'd realize they have so much in common.

The methheads and coke fiends should come together, in harmony.

It would make for a pretty great video.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

drat horror queefs posted:

Lol jkrowling

Destroying her legacy to help oppress some of the most marginalized people on the planet just for internet clout

The problem is she isn't, at least not to the extent that her statements are being ignored rather than aped by a bunch of Potter fans.

Edit: Also I should have guessed it would be like , two days at most before the gag order was violated.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

emfive posted:

carbonara does not have garlic, that's the joke

Everything can have garlic if you're brave enough

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

I think I'm having a stroke and not the Mike Johnson kind

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

CODChimera posted:

the democrats will imprison your family and laugh about it

I have it on good authority that democrats never laugh so I can't believe this.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Eifert Posting posted:

It's wild. I live in a county that's regularly 70 to 90% Republican votes for political candidates. There were like 15 names on my ballot and only four people bothered to run that were left of, like, Manchin. Out of the eight positions up for grabs I was only able to vote for like two people.

My county was in favor of abortion 51 to 49 and marijuana 57 to 43. If these people don't like the Republican platform why the gently caress are they voting for Republicans?

(Yes I know it's because the Democrats are poo poo)

That and sometimes people vote for people that are just as bad but they run a good campaign. Or their parents liked the candidate. Or they promised to handle that menace, Spider-man.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

How many are they up to, 4?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Drunkboxer posted:

i would vote for a candidate that promised to ban all spidermen everywhere

Into the Spider-verse was pretty good, you need to get over yourself Jamison

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

They're going to make Hunter pull out his dick in the House of Representatives and show everyone how big it is.

*slams gavel* NOT GUILTY on account of Vir Magnus Coles!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Well apparently Trump just Troofed out that he is going to hunt down Communists, Marxists and CSPAM posters so I guess he doesn't love the thread back

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Schmoe Cwead posted:

"we can win on abortion, all we need to do is lie about what we're ultimately trying to do"

That ship might have sailed

Also how's old Mitch McConnell doing, still stroking out on stage somewhere?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Trey looks like he has detachable ears for some reason. Is it just a Fox News thing where to be hired you need at least one distracting quirk?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Apparently the judge had to tell Jr to slow down so I guess we know he's on coke even on the stand.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

So what did they spend their money on?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Teflon

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

titty_baby_ posted:

In the divorce she's definitely keeping the house, but he has a good chance to keep the rats

No, the rats are part of a prenup and will go to Jordan Peterson

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

PlushCow posted:

What could his politics be

It's very funny how his child coming out as trans and having some presumably lightly lefty ideas made him melt down, lose tens of billions of dollars in a lovely takeover and start shouting Nazi slogans from the rooftops.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

skaboomizzy posted:

remembering when John Kasich was one of the last primary opponents in 2016 and he spent a couple weeks going to italian delis and eating seven pounds of food every time

Whom amongst us?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Which isn't true anymore. They're worth billions now.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Ok but seriously which live tv villain from the 70-80s is this? A-team, Knight Rider, what?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

smarxist posted:

he would have been a 4 part series villain on "Dynasty", he would have been some disinherited Prince trying to steal money from the Dynasty women

He kinda looks like Jody Scheckter before he lost his hair. Anyone know if the new President was ever involved in one too many car crashes?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

CODChimera posted:

do people laugh?

No they don't, never have.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

External Organs posted:

Sometimes up late posting


What's posting?

???

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

DrPossum posted:

did anyone figure out what's the deal with that turmp guy? he seems mad all the time

This video should tell you all you need to know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM2NXTFG2Tk

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Mr Hootington posted:

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Saturday. Anyone have any Thanksgivings? We have 1 more to go to, but it will have pizza instead if a traditional spread.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Let my brother in pizzas go

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

deathbysnusnu posted:

anyone else been in a situation where you get in an argument where you state fascism
is bad and someone blows up at you and then you're the rear end in a top hat? One of my rich friends has been going on and on about how he wants a tesla and i showed him all of musks super hosed up antisemitic tweets and how i would think less of him for buying the car because it directly puts my family in danger and he blew up at me and everyone was brow beating me to apologize. God liberals love a negative peace, trumoo.

Oh hey yeah we did just have Thanksgiving

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Big beautiful video dumps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT0bAsQ05uk

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Buddykins posted:

I refuse to believe that fat orange gently caress ever skipped a meal

He didn't have second breakfast

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
We're being invaded by a new kind of supercop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVjiT1-WkUY

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

External Organs posted:

Please, don't judge the CyberToop until you've had your own experience with one

Seeing people who have had "early access" to it who generally give Tesla products glowing reviews suddenly adopting the most neutral voices on the planet is certainly an experience.

Like there's stuff about it that's apparently neat, but the most apparent emotion people are showing when reviewing it is one of being extremely baffled. Like even for the positive stuff that isn't directly related to driving they look like they want to go "This is cool and all but... why?"

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

pillsburysoldier posted:

After much thought, Final Fantasy 9 is probably the best Final Fantasy

Its always gonna be 6 for me. But 9 is the best after it for sure.

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Spaced God posted:

There should have only been one. The final.

That's right, Final Fantasy 16.

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