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how long does trump go to jail for?
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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


it's his tree! he's supposed to be there!

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


don't share that stupid poo poo

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Mustached Demon posted:

why are there two different units

because it's a stupid post made by a stupid man

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The once fabled United Autoworkers of America will soon go OUT OF BUSINESS under Crooked Joe Biden if he is allowed to pull off his ALL ELECTRIC CAR HOAX. China will build them all. ENDORSE TRUMP! Likewise, TRUCKERS better get on board with “TRUMP” because the new all electric trucking mandates will quickly DESTROY THE TRUCKING INDUSTRY. Vote TRUMP and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!


UAW....out of....business...?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

lol

https://twitter.com/AnnaBower/status/1701335285768786015?s=20

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Zeroisanumber posted:

Yeah, you certainly want to piss off your judge before the trial. Great strategy.

I wonder how long they begged him not to make them do it

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

lol they stipulated to Trump being the top of the conspiracy that Chutkan referred to, in their motion for recusal

holy poo poo how loving stupid do you have to be

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

lmao they stipulated that Trump is the head of the conspiracy

this is their motion:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

RealityWarCriminal posted:

get her rear end

no one has ever been as hosed in federal court as these guys are about to be

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Good Citizen posted:

I don’t see them stipulating to anything here

they're saying he's who she was referring to

she never said that, but was responding to explicit arguments made by the J6 convicts about acting on Trump's orders.

they're saying she was right to say that, and that they acknowledge she was talking about him

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

VideoKid posted:

this seems like standard lawyer poo poo?

Euphorious I have a legal question

they're accepting that the various J6 convicts were talking about him when they were "acting on orders"

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Good Citizen posted:

I see what you’re saying but the ‘one man’ in the first quote isn’t very ambiguous. The second quote is more broad but I don’t think a judge is gonna establish any facts based on that wording.

agree that these lawyers are gonna be a clown show at trial tho

but even aside from that....

isn't she free to say whatever she wants at sentencing? (within bounds obv)

edit: I mean she does not have to stick to litigated facts.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

a second quarterback has hit the linebacker, never forget

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

what are the charges, the GOP still mad they didn't see hunter's dong on twitter?

they don't have charges and they don't have evidence. they're starting an inquiry to try to find (or fabricate) these things

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Good Citizen posted:

you can actually see it snap in one of the videos. I’m not going to go track it down cause I don’t want to watch it again but it’s not hard to find

rolled up inside his leg real good

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

"No this was legal right as the current president and a citizen to question and petition the gov on fraud which was all over..also he was well within right to create alternate electors ..the constitution protects that right.. ..banana republic"

great educational system we've got here

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


excellent post, no notes

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Lladre posted:

Is this some pop culture reference for kids?

nah it's just homophobia

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

External Organs posted:

Lol if they exhume Beau Bidens grave before Ivanka

she's dead? wow, I didn't know that. You're telling me for the first time. Wow.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

emfive posted:

somebody on Stack Overflow the other day wanted to parse HTML outside a browser (so no DOMParser) and asked ChatGPT 15 times and came up with nothing. People are so loving gullible it's unbelievable. There should be a college b-school major in "grifting stupid people", which itself would be grifting stupid people.

many universities already have business departments

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/AnnaBower/status/1701997596020035997?s=20

quid pro quo with the judge, lol

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


can he just die with Covid already

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

petit choux posted:

Nothing surprising except that it speaks well of his character and his role in all this. Not surprising that McConnell is a true snake either. That man is clinging on to his power with all of his remaining strength, consequences for the rest of the world can gently caress off. This article is some really dour poo poo and I believe every word.

he's burning all his bridges. this is honestly pretty interesting even though we've known he's a coward

he just torched the White House line that "law enforcement didn't have prior warning about January 6", and outed McConnell as a Trump hater.

turpm is going to lose his smooth mind over this

edit: GOP senators agree about a trump "almost without exception" but are too afraid, lmao. he is going in on all of them.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

RealityWarCriminal posted:

trump will outlast both mitt and mitch. in fact he already has :smugdon:

it's quite instructive how quickly he destroyed the American democratic "project"


of course it was always-already doomed to fail but this has really been something to see

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

They're sentient tools for maiming people

I'd be in favor of banning K-9 units but you'd never get support for it. mostly because they're just too goddamn useful.

dogs stop being man's best friend, challenge

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

I bet if you let cops use K9s only if they force the sheriff and top brass to have a few let loose on them every year without the pillow suit, they'd probably support banning it.

the use of dogs as weapons ought to be banned, full stop.

HOWEVER

they can smell some crazy poo poo. also a herding dog can be trained to herd humans without hurting them, I'm just saying

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

emfive posted:

earth.nullschool.net is one of the trippier sites to stare at, there's an options thing in the lower left corner where you can change the altitude it shows you so you can see the difference between surface winds and winds up at like 50,000 feet, it really is extremely cool

quoting this so I can find it later

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

Romney quit ????

he's not running for reelection

Governor probably...? but also he's burning everyone down

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

he’d probably win the democratic nomination

Kaepernick?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Zeroisanumber posted:

Steven King gonna have a book about an evil storm out 18 months from now.

already published a long time ago

check his stats

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I had wonderful sushi tonight and I feel bad for you if you've never had good sushi.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

when you see salmon as a delicious ocean-tasting meal, I see a plate of karma trapping you into another age of reincarnations .

it's not as good as tuna, I'll grant you. and it must be served mega fresh.

but if your karma cares about fish then we've all got bigger problems.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

if you want to get down to brass tacs, you are trump .

this is not the intended sense of anattā

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

I’m not Buddhist

doesn't matter AFAIK

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

I meant it in the sense “I don’t know what you are referring to”

oh. anattā means the concept of "there is no self"

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

the kids are better people than any of us. you should pray to whatever you believe in that the children will save humanity.

this statement has, of course, always been true.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

ultimately and depending on what plane of existence you mean yeah ok

but the trump plane exists and is relatively real

the plane of existence to which I refer is the physical substrate of which you and everything else* are composed.

we are not the same as him. morality is emergent but nonetheless real.







* baryons. don't get me started on the dark sector, that's not the point.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Good Citizen posted:

saving humanity is probably both impossible and inadvisable so ehhhhj

agreed. I have advised my children of such.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

hey he said he wasn't a Buddhist

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I'm here for you euphromism

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