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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
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elected president from a jail cell
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Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVYHAAy9CwY

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Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK24a9vQ7Q0

tim allens best work imo

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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I have quit weed and will now be scolding everyone who has not. Wow what a great not a drug, weed, love to get so out of it that I eat a big bird dump

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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gonna let a filthy bird fly around my house and poo poo in my mouth mm mm this is the life

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Beeftweeter posted:

i've smoked a lot of weed in my time and never ate any bird turds

most rock bottom stories don't involve munching bird dung

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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the lonelier you get the more willing you become to overlook how the vast majority of the people that you meet are fuckers

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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been really loading up my tea with honey, feel like it's giving me the super power of not being miserably depressed at all times

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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the search for meaning that results from the apparent negation of meaning that is death, creates all content

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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My dad has emotional break downs almost every day still since my mom died.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Try staying chipper living around that poo poo.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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I didn't start death chat , I was having a fine time insulting birds and stoners with bird poo poo for dinner

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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the dodo loving sucks rear end

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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it's nonstop animal abuse for idiots who think animals love making friends with the poo poo that eats them and sometimes just kills them for fun.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Cats are scum btw. That awesome brain parasite of theirs makes ungulates abort. The dodo.com: This baby goat and his barn cat are BESTIES!

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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ram dass in hell posted:

I hope i get ate by a polar bear

You have the cognitive power to understand how badass it would be though

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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I'm just being a salty goof. I can't get YouTube to stop suggesting dodo videos to me either and they trigger me daily it's nbd I'm Not Mad

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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In conclusion, make me IK of pyf cute animal pictures

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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all animals except humans despise cats and humans

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Goose is the best duck/chicken guard

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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it's a conservation of movement thing, going from sad to angry

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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I can snap from sad to really pissed off like THAT bitch

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Id like to get carried off in the crushing talons of a great eagle

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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all the best animals to get eaten by are extinct though. Rhino won't eat you of course, but getting impaled in the stomachr by a giant white rhino horn would kick rear end

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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rip worg rat

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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You stop drinking first or your apology is just a continuation of you being an annoying drunk

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Ginyu squad but juggalos

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Quitting drinking is something that breaks a cycle. This world is hosed because of repeated mistakes, cycles of mindless pain misunderstood by their participants who cannot look anywhere but at the immediate distraction from the cycle which is itself a part of the cycle.

Not doing things is the secret to breaking out. Not working, not drinking, not caring. When one thing breaks, the sky itself breaks open and the possibility of something different arises. Aren't you curious what that new sky might look like and whom you might become beneath it?

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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sweet beautiful drunk talk

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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plinky as your lawyer I advise u to keep posting this poo poo

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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a very sweet poem thank you for sharing it, external organs

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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that's right

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Mb but fr lol

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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pfcs only redeeming feature is his rat fancy

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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plinkey is the worst fat guy i know

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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trom

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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to know and to know of, but that is a good topic of discussion, worst fat guy in history

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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I haven't brushed my teeth in years and now they are sharpened fangs that cut my tongue in my sleep

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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If I were paid to not post that would be pretty cool

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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that's the dream really, trymp would be a paid not to post guy

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Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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thanks homie

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