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how long does trump go to jail for?
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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



ah, classic toops

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



step 1: protect the nazis
step 2: ads drop, due to nazis
step 3: sue the jews

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




hactually that's why he's suing them

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Zisky posted:

Spicer not getting invited to meet the Pope is one of my favorite Trump moments.

he shoulda brought the bunny suit

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



selling life alert to texans except when it detects your heartbeat stopping it turns off your ac

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



petit choux posted:

Maybe I was just dreaming but I thought I saw a video of Roger Stone dictating treasonous poo poo on a video recently, what's up with that?

thats just politics

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



petit choux posted:

Stone hasn't even been charged by anybody for anything, has he

he was gonna get 7-9 yrs but suddenly the president tweeted and the four prosecutors dropped the case and he got 40months. then, he had a date to go to prison and it was delayed for months, then trump commuted his sentence before he ever went. then he got pardoned

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



fascists don't believe in anything except fighting or killing the things they hate; this is why wokeness is so important

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




another republican success story. to be clear, unironically, for republicans


just like how this is a failure for republicans. harm is minimized and fewer enemies are scammed.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



paying taxes? lib behavior, an enemy to be fought.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



have a strong memory of watching a mortal storm, a 1940s anti-nazi hollywood film a few years ago with my mom, who is a republican and huge fan of 30s-50s hollywood. there's a sequence where a bunch of nazis are singing songs for recently-elected chancellor hitler in a bar and some characters don't join in and they start being violently threatened for this. as this was happening I laughed and yelled that's right, you should stand for the national anthem and my mom gave me the worst look i think she's ever given me.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Bethamphetamine posted:


What demographic does he think this answer appeals to?

the point is to "harm evil" which is to hurt everyone having sex who isn't me

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Slumfrog posted:

lol iirc nearly all of his pardons were doled out in the last weeks/days of the trump supremacy, almost all of them went to people convicted on fraud and/or corruption charges, and nearly of those pardons were basically sold openly to the highest bidder by trump aides and lobbyists

just astounding that they were openly selling them and it's ok

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



crime fighting hog posted:

So the numbers I'm finding are a bit unclear, Obama did 1,927, Trump did 237. Was Obama's pardons connected with de-criminalizing pot in some sense? I can't loving remember

e: That included 1500 communtaitons, so he pardoned 212 people in eight years vs trumps 237 in four. drat!

he mostly commuted sentences since he was probably worried about his legacy lmao

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Buddykins posted:

they really want obama to be gay for some reason

quick get cumshitter on the line

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Good Citizen posted:

uhhh… let me be queer

:chud:

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

glad we're focusing on matters that are important to American families - the black guy who was elected president fifteen years ago

we need to get back to the serious business of hunter's hogg

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



tenderjerk posted:

remember when trump pardoned a bunch of rap guys after getting paid by them and pretending to be his friend or w/e

another set of happy customers

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Buddykins posted:

both men and women do weird poo poo like that out of insecurity and trying to regain some sort of identity

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016





im the green track

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




bama best watch themselves!

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Plinkey posted:

hey 2dcat, spoifly wants me to go deeper into you



not gonna work out no z axis

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Lux Anima posted:

the gently caress is going on here

the gently caress is going on here?!?

the gently caress is that thing

:angel:

they're enjoying the trbnp

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



https://twitter.com/janeosanders/status/1700181183567433976

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



2DCAT posted:

"everyone in cspam but serfer is cool and good" - a quote I'm getting ready to say

Plinkey posted:

hey 2dcat, spoifly wants me to go deeper into you


kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



nite krew hard at work

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



https://twitter.com/zackbeauchamp/status/1699778215995113897

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



trbnpm would never choose vivek for vp but imagine if he bribes trump so hard he becomes president lmoa

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



vivec bets on trump dying in the next term, spends enormous amounts of money to get trump elected through paying into the justice system in exchange for getting vp, is arrested for treason by trump after the election (for seeking the presidency after trump dies)

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




im thinkin bout thos turgers

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



wow president buddykins

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



ArmZ posted:

9/11 go him re-elected lmao

it was extremely popular, strange they haven't done it again tbh

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



excited to celebrate the anniversary of ted cruz posting porn

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



people don't talk about how elon's been pissed for decades that girls get the xx genes

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




global infrastructure? im glad biden remembers sailor too

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




ill take two pls

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



"toop?" "Solid gold."

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