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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Another one? Better bless this thread too

Hail Satan

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

My theory that Elom bought Twitter just to continue to abuse Grimes is gaining credibility.

wait it wasn't about him melting down over Grimes?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Didn't Asgard fall because they genetically engineered themselves so much they lost the ability to gently caress?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

leviathans tricky since it's weak vs lightning but you can only fight it on water and a real risk of friendly fire

Stick to spears, particularly the trident

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

SirPablo posted:

So America First chuds are drinking a Mexican beer?

No they're drinking coors original before beating their wives

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Lee gonna hit Florida?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Beeftweeter posted:

last projections i saw had it going north before it gets that far west

hmm I'll get out my sharpie

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


free cumshitter

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

man who is represented in the senate by Marsha Blackburn explains to northeasterner how things are actually done in the city

lifetime bitch

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I feel completely ripped off not getting a ladybugs indictment

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

The Nastier Nate posted:

what is wrong with these ghouls?

you are 83 years old and disgustingly rich, go spend your final years on a beach with your grandkids

they cling to power harder than they cling to life

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

do they get a special celebration if they die in office or something

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


they will in 2025: alito and thomas will retire and get replaced by birth control judge and that really racist chudge from Texas

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


eat rear end

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


why are there two different units

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

mdemone posted:

because it's a stupid post made by a stupid man

I'm not talking about my posts

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Quoting this, because I would also like to know.

:hmmyes:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


buy that guy an account

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Spoondick posted:

i just had an idea for a cajun dog that's an andouille sausage on a roll covered in gumbo... suppose you could swap out the sausage for fried shrimp or blackened catfish too

That's gumbo served in a bread bowl

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


hell yeah

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

Elon partaking in the joys of parenthood




I'd make that face near Elon musk too

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

AxGrap posted:

Brain injuries are cool?!

McConnell seems to be doing just fine

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Schmoe Cwead posted:

hunter biden put one on his hog

lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Happy 9/11, east coasters

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Buddykins posted:

killed it at work. Starting to realize everyone and the team sees me as a captain or manager. I just need to get some rest and ease up on drinking and get myself together.

please don't become a class betraying manager

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bilirubin posted:

whoa, its 9/11 already?

Good thing time doesn't really exist

Every day is 9/11 when your favorite president is being judicially harassed by politically driven prosecutors

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

El Palo Mota posted:

Did that ice wall guy ever tweet again?

he's beyond the ice wall where internet cannot reach

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

magiccarpet posted:

I only poop in the safety of my home

poo poo at work

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

BAE OF PIGS posted:

People in front of us at the gate were traveling with a toddler and an infant and that alone seems like a nightmare. Then they wouldn't let them board because the baby didn't have a passport.





Don't have children .

lol owned

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

kaleedity posted:

maybe aaron rodgers should have torn his right achilles tendon too so he could have his own personal 9/11

Zach Wilson planted explosives in Aaron Rodgers shoe before the game, MetLife turf can't melt Achilles tendons

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

tenderjerk posted:

now Aaron Rodgers has all season to devote to getting to the truth about vaccines

he's like 40, that's probably ending his career

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

good, he and the rest of his generation of QBs should have retired six years ago

Tom Brady went until he couldn't but he's also a psychopath beyond even Olympic athletes

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Spaced God posted:

Its getting to the point where I'm mad for kaep but also I think now he's getting blackballed not because he's anti racist but because he probably isn't very good anymore

he was replacement level when he took a knee and the ownership blackballed him

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Spaced God posted:

This is just statistically untrue, he had one of the best QB ratings and TD/int ratios of his cohort his last season

He was just ok in 2014 and 2015

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


no poo poo? peepaw can tank any one of them

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I have a spare house

:guillotine:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

In Pennsylvania restaurant dining rooms were closed April - August 2020 and people are still shrieking, today, about how they were locked inside for three years straight. Nothing will ever be done again in the name of public health

they were closed that long? lol owned

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Nextdoor is a poo poo posters paradise

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Virgil Vox posted:

do they still send the mods to your door b4 u get approved to post?

no they used to do that? I feel ripped off

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