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colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Is this the thread about Trump’s dump truck rear end? Asking for a friend.

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colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol these people really thought they were doing a Lexington and Concord by booking private flights and staying at a nice hotel in Virginia

I was living in the DC suburbs back in 2021 near both a hotel and a metro station. On Jan 6th I was out for a morning walk in my neighborhood, when I noticed four boomers in a rental car driving around in circles. Eventually they pulled over and panickedly asked me where the metro station was because they needed to take a train into the city. Apparently they thought that a random office building in my neighborhood with the word metro in the name was the actual station, and they tried to enter it but the doors were locked. I gave them directions and as they were driving away I noticed that one of the dudes in the back had a MAGA hat on. I had no idea at the time, but I guess that I inadvertently added four more morons to the riot.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

You're either scamming or you're the person getting scammed

That’s basically the central premise of every modern galaxy brained financial grift. MLM, Crypto, NFTs, Meme Stocks. It’s all basically “what if America but all the little guys are the exploiters?”. It’s an anarcho-capitalist dream where we all become Ayn Rand ubermensch, but in reality it just recreates new forms of a rich elite. It’s fitting that Trump himself was involved in multiple MLM scams.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

deathbysnusnu posted:

Saw that gamestop movie and I had a real hard time sympathizing with the people thinking they were somehow going to short squeeze the biggest investment firms on the planet. I mean if you want to do something about the rich use guillotines not try and beat them at the game they spent a century rigging and also happen to own the refs and the house.

The hilarious thing is that the Apes are still at it, and buying ridiculous amounts of Bed Bath and Beyond and Gamestop shares has only served to massively enrich short sellers, a huge investment firm and a billionaire failson.

Folding Ideas just made a really good documentary on the whole mess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYeoZaoWrA

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Hatebag posted:

well, unfortunately, the ever-tightening noose of capitalism means that treats and even basic necessities will be available for fewer and fewer people each year both in gross terms and percentage-wise. combine that with large swathes of the earth becoming uninhabitable in the near future and you got a big ol' bunch of impending crises

Yeah but when is Elder Scrolls VI coming out?

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Filthy Hans posted:

Todd Howard can probably squeeze out another few releases on the gamebryo platform in the next decade

Can’t wait to have to go through multiple nested loading screens just to enter a shack and talk to some dude standing on a table, who will immediately send me to cave that requires even more loading screens to enter in TYOOL 2030.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


lol when I was doing fire and movement drills in Army basic training our instructors showed us this scene

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


“I’m a small government paleo-conservative constitutionalist, and I want to use the full coercive power of the state to force a woman to carry a pregnancy to term against her will. I see absolutely no contradiction in this.” -Some rear end in a top hat in a Cowboy Hat

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

tronald dump

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


Can confirm that almost the entirety of PA outside of the Philly and Pittsburgh metro areas is 100% Trump country. You hit certain county lines and the giant Trump signs start almost immediately.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

19 o'clock posted:

Ron with those petite feet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIi4Thlvd8

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Just sitting here literally shaking with anger thinking about how quickly this Israel business would be over if old Donny J. was president. The Israel-Palestine conflict is simple, an idiot could negotiate a deal to end things. Gaza should be a paradise, just resorts and casinos from end to end. But here we are with old SLEEPY JOE at the wheel.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Asproigerosis posted:

He knows the presidential records act is the thing that requires him to turn in all his classified documents, right?

The President is the highest classification authority, so technically Trump could have declassified all of the documents he was taking with him on his last day in office, and there would have been no legal issue as long as he complied with record keeping requirements. But it seems like him and his staff just grabbed random poo poo that looked cool and hauled it off to Florida, so Trump could randomly show them to guests and feel like a special boy. If those documents were declassified with a formal executive order then they would have been available to the public, and wouldn’t have been a prestige piece to pull out at Mar-a-Lago cheeseburger and diet-coke dinners.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Mein Trumph

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Can’t wait for Tronald Dump to be re-elected for his THIRD term and solve the current BIDENOMICS cost of living crisis by uhmm (checks notes)… crushing the working class.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


Like they’re not wrong in the larger sense, but the Atlantic is just like every other Neoliberal publication in that they have nothing to actually offer up as an alternative to Trump other than the status-quo and some sanctimonious drivel, it’s like they’re writing an episode of The West Wing.

They can’t connect the dots and admit that the Dems abandoning working people decades ago is a huge reason why we’re in this mess, let alone offer up any vision for the future. The rottenness and alienation of our hyper-capitalist society is what drives people to grifters like Trump. But they just sit around, fume impotently and craft elaborate crackpot theories of evil explaining why there’s so many bad people supporting the bad man.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Schmoe Cwead posted:

they should do twitch debates where the chat are the moderators

We’re only one or two Presidential elections away from the candidates just yelling at eachother on a live stream while they all play Fortnight, and the debate topics all come from the biggest super chat spenders.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


LOL

humanity was a mistake

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Schmoe Cwead posted:

started watching that leave the world behind movie and it was produced by the obamas


are they trying to tell us something :thunk:

Didn’t Netflix pay Barry and Chele O’ millions to stamp their names on a bunch of pseudo-uplifting neoliberal lifestyle brand crap?

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


At this point you could tell me these were written by Drump himself, a troll account or an AI trained on his posts, and I’d have no way of telling the difference.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Turdfuzz posted:

imagine just giving in fully to trump and believing everything he says and being willing to die for him
imagine that
wow

Yeah it still floors me that people are willing to put their lives on the line for a narcissistic billionaire who never once tried to improve their lives in any way or even gives a single poo poo about them. All he’s ever done is “own in the libs” in our braindead culture wars and somehow that makes him the savior of America.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Good Citizen posted:

do you think trump has ever had a build your own sizzlin fajita

Trump’s gonna have a Chili’s built into the White House and put George Santos in charge of it.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Zeriel posted:

To all the goons recommending farscape..
Do they continue to make jokes about the movie Titanic beyond the first season or is this just part of the show? There are two so far.

To me it’s more of vibe show that you should watch an episode or two at a time with some space in between.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Red Baron posted:

rainy, stormy Sunday morning

perfect for contemplation of the self, and of trump

Sometimes I wake up early on days like this and write down some of my thoughts of gratitude for our eternal President, sometimes even a little poetry or maybe a song.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Joementum posted:

wrap it up, trumpailures



LOL

A real popular figure who’s got her finger on the pulse of the American people, just what Uncle Joe needs to supercharge his campaign!

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

China is DESTROYING us in KFC locations and what is CROOKED JOE doing hmm? NOTHING! When Drump is relected for his THIRD term he will put America first and make us NUMBER ONE again!

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

titty_baby_ posted:

They opened a kfc in town nd it was popular for like a week before everyone realized wincos chicken is just as good and cheaper

Oh yeah KFC is terrible, I can’t believe they’re even still in business, most of them near me are rundown and filthy. I’d take any other chicken chain over them.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Salt Fish posted:

I know I could do it.

Give me a chance I KNOW I could do it. I played DCS and MS flight sim 2020. I'm ready!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnv2x2wfb28

colonelwest has issued a correction as of 05:38 on Dec 11, 2023

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


LOL

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Drump

I hear Vivek the tiny tinkler got caught peeing on live video GROSS! And he even had a weak little stream! but you can be assured that if I was recorded peeing the stream would be very large and loud like a big firehose or maybe even waterfall and it would probably blow out the mic!

colonelwest has issued a correction as of 10:23 on Dec 12, 2023

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


It’s like a pitch-perfect Tim and Eric sketch. The man is beyond parody.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

titty_baby_ posted:

Id love to see a tier 1 spec ops guy get a concussion from a 300lb 20 year old from alabama

Yeah most special forces guys are pretty thin and lean, more like a soccer player build. They need way more endurance than brute strength.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Red Baron posted:

when I dislike a restaurant I go there and get right in the hostess’ face and tell them “this place sucks” and then I leave them in my dust, owned, losers

I do this too, but I also get the restaurant to move to another town so I don’t ever have to look at them again.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018



colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbEvE0tKMjY

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


Peak MAGA aesthetic.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Been talking non-stop with my friends, family and random passers-by about presidential immunity and we all agree that it should be applied for life and really Trump is still president anyway after the stolen election and he is very good and smart and just the best ever and we’re all buying all 47 Trump trading cards.

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colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Turdfuzz posted:

i sometimes feel like there is something profoundly wrong with our species
when u watch a lot of other mammals in nature, they often huddle together and sleep on one another and are just generally pretty gay
but, like, humans just figured out a way to make that seem bad
we taught ourselves to isolate ourselves

We actually evolved to live in small and pretty tight-nit tribal groups, but since the dawn of agriculture we’ve been continually creating more complex societies that isolate and alienate ourselves from other people in exchange for greater material comfort. It’s just that technology has now accelerated this process to the point that it’s easily visible and disorienting on a short timescale.

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