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how long does trump go to jail for?
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Jun 1, 2020

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gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Which trump guy was it that got tackled by the police while almost naked?

i'm not a trump guy thank you very much

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smarxist posted:

sealing limited edition lay's in a lucite box and sending them off to be graded

the schroedinger’s chips. you’d have to open them to be graded and as soon as you did that they’d be worthless

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Buddykins posted:

Ive been house sitting and dog sitting and crying every night because i dont know what the hell im doing with my life

Buddykins posted:

I dont feel anything and im just drinking myself to death

my buddykins, have you tried LSD?

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Jun 1, 2020

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let’s go 9ers crushing the Steelers. gently caress Pittsburgh

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you must comply pleb, buy yourself a plant for your desk that you’ll let die cause there’s no sunlight in your cube

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CaptainBeefart posted:

I gifted myself a bunch of canned tuna to nuke in the communal microwave.

get canned mackerel instead. or some Surströmming if you want to actually go the nuclear option

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Jun 1, 2020

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ham cheeks, i hate your toops and tups. give me your first probe

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William Bear posted:

He hasn't Tweeted since 10pm EST on the 8th.

https://twitter.com/ShabezJr/status/1700332424465375720

At least if he's dead, he went out owning some nerd.

https://twitter.com/ShabezJr/status/1692313227902726541

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Jun 1, 2020

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i was working for doordash at the time and my mom works for the small business administration but in the disaster relief side so she told me about how I was technically eligible for PPP. I ended up getting like 4000 bucks when I was lucky to make like $300 a week with delivering poo poo.

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Jun 1, 2020

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SKA WILL NEVER DIE

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a hearty toop to you

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petit choux posted:

that is Trump all the way. When he dies he will threaten to buy heaven if they don't put him in charge.

heaven?

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emfive, it's your wife who's in the doll business right? has she heard about this and what's her response?

https://twitter.com/blamsamran/status/1701647321153278310

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drowningidiot posted:

lol

In the “dining room,” a 98-inch TV went up on the wall and a leather recliner landed in front of it. Romney, who didn’t have many real friends in Washington, ate dinner alone there most nights, watching Ted Lasso or Better Call Saul as he leafed through briefing materials. On the day of my first visit, he showed me his freezer, which was full of salmon fillets that had been given to him by Lisa Murkowski, the senator from Alaska. He didn’t especially like salmon but found that if he put it on a hamburger bun and smothered it in ketchup, it made for a serviceable meal.

out of all the loving things you could do with salmon, that's your serviceable meal??

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a.lo posted:

Anybody have some delicious air fry recipes to share?

get in n out fries and put them in there to actually cook them

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euphronius posted:

salmon is hideous and tastes like kissing Ursula

i'd eat ursula's rear end, almost all seafood is good. i'd be pescatarian if i lived near a store that sold live fish

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Plinkey posted:

go to a river, they are free

i live 5 miles away from a very large river too polluted to eat anything out of. clean fishing is like a 2 hour drive

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Qurnah posted:

like he can barely remember any lines but he's really good at staring into the camera so that makes up for it

is he another one of those actors who have brain trauma or something?

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Consummate Professional posted:

my roommate is gone for a week so goodbye wearing pants at home

i can't do that cause i'm inbetween my own place and am living with my dad and stepmom and even though they're technically not living here at the moment, there are loving cameras setup all over the goddamned place. i'm moving into my own place in like 20 days though so, pants free time here i come

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i know you're probably being sarcastic but there is literally a camera in every room including the bathroom. my stepmom is going through a psychotic breakdown at the moment and i have to throw a shirt over the camera in my bedroom right now

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External Organs posted:

This really sucks and I'm glad you have a clear move out date in sight.

i have a solid job at right now too but even a 400sqft loft in a kinda lovely area that gets 2.0 on google is 1k a month and that's pretty much the best i can do. there was another one available earlier but it was literally right next to both the food bank and the scrap recycling place. they were all ground level too.

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External Organs posted:

Are kittens all narcs???

no, cats are the true nihilists

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if you arent on some sort of government list, what the gently caress are you doing with your life?

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Lpzie posted:

where's the alo thread

dead and in the trash thankfully, f u a.lo

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a.lo posted:

people kept complaining to the mods asking where the september trump thread is. why aren;t we getting a new trump thread for the new month? and the mods said settle down we have a perfectly made trump thread already but that wasn't good enough for some posters (who i won't name names) and eventually the mods closed the better trump thread (mine) and replaced it with the same old poo poo. Received a lot of PMs begging me to reopen but decided not to. blame the mods and the awful posters here in this thread now.

those are some mighty tits in your av. you were milk drunk with power

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Toop of the evening to you Ham Cheeks

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Ham Cheeks posted:

I could never imagine a name as majestic as Turdfuzz

cumshitter is the true pro name

free cumshitter

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Spoondick posted:

i was trying go remember dan crenshaw's name then i remembered the "drat, ok crenshawty" meme and there it was

my favorite crenshaw thing is that everyone just assumed he was a war torn vet and then it came to light that he just got hosed up in a drunk driving incident

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buddykins, whats your favorite canned seafood?

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you should try other things buddykins, like rehab.

but i digress, things like canned mussels are super loving tasty

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Taco Duck posted:

Any fish that eats the other fishes' poo poo is bad actually

all sorts of animals eat poo poo. chickens eat poo poo and you eat them i bet

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i have too much weed right now.

its an open invitation to all trump thread posters, except the rude ones, you know who you are, to come down to my place and trim all you can carry out of here

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Jun 1, 2020

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goddamn PFC being right

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russell brandt? a sex pest? who could have ever possibly seen this coming?

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fully jokerfied

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Plinkey posted:

it invovles a jar a queso and microwaveable chili

i do this with rotelle, velveeta and a can of chili, it's delicious

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petit choux posted:

OMG AIRLINE ICE CUBES WHERE DID YO UGET THIS

ed: found it. Plinky the influencer

i have one of those style ice machines too, they fuckin rule, the ice is delicately cruncy

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a.lo posted:

Frankly I just have a couple of ice trays that I use for my ice. Simple, effective, cheap.

ice trays suck, they take up a shitload of freezer space and i almost would always spill some water while putting them in there

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