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Consummate Professional posted:that’s right I hate that you're correct on this.
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titty_baby_ posted:I'm trying to eat and new bird landed on my shoulder and started chewing on my hair and kicking my face and he kept grabbing my hair with his little foot and id turn my head and it would pull his whole body and hed get mad and it kept happening until he left and now he's just talking to the wall dramatically My parrot is in the "If you're not going to let me feed you, I'm just gonna sit on the pillow next to you and preen the ever living gently caress out of it while staring at you" time of the year. It's all fun and games until you see the Harrison's gurge coming on.
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Consummate Professional posted:trust me, i hated figuring this out at a reunion show more LCD Soundststem - Yeah (127m live mix)
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a.lo posted:If you need a spoon for ice cream than you are doing it wrong. I'm a visual learner. Could you please provide a video on the proper technique
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Oh dang, did you get to pet them or anything? Hell yes I did and I got to feed 'em. :3
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Red Baron posted:this penguin is done with everyone’s poo poo That was the super chill one. She's bonded with the keeper so whenever the keeper starts talking about the pengos, she starts falling asleep to the voice.
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ArmZ posted:https://twitter.com/ShouldHaveCat/status/1700300487768080471?t=0lWUwznmZPbkz9blKcIzXw&s=19 This is me every morning before my adderall kicks in saying obamna and drop bok to myself
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Sep 10, 2023 21:03
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had a dream where the thing chasing me forced me to jump into another reality. woke up and my phones biometrics don't work anymore. This is the good reality, right?
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Sep 14, 2023 11:18
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My family is laughing at a joke I made just off screen
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Sep 15, 2023 03:07
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MLK Ultra posted:My family is laughing at a joke I made just off screen /holds hand to earpiece/ No, uh-- it appears I am the joke
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Sep 15, 2023 03:08
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:I still can't get over that the local news crew zoomed out right before her date grabs a big handful of boobert so it's slightly harder to see but still left it in and even cracked a joke about it. "He briefly had a grasp on the situation" Lol nice fuckin' model *honk*
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Red Baron posted:nite crew: a mess ftfy
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Sep 16, 2023 10:37
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CODChimera posted:thats literally why you just pay for delivery
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Sep 16, 2023 10:38
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Went somewhere fancy to eat tonight and they just shove a fuckin rosemary into your drink. Which, hell yeah. Also I forgot nigronis aren't a gulp drink unless you want your GI to light up like a dry Christmas tree. 
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Sep 16, 2023 10:45
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Moot .1415926535 posted:get on the mezcal negroni train u won’t regret it Yeah. I was going to go with the one above it. 
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Sep 16, 2023 10:49
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Moot .1415926535 posted:sugar rum from a plastic bottle, you might regret that tbd Generally do because when I throw the liter bottle off my balcony it doesn't go nearly as far as I hope it will, it doesn't shatter and the rest of the folks in the old folks community I'm in look at me weird
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Sep 16, 2023 10:50
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Moot .1415926535 posted:it’s cool I just dug some apple cider powder outta the trash can. its fine. That doesn't get you messed up why would you dig for that
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Sep 16, 2023 11:02
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Moot .1415926535 posted:listen monkey man, it was in the top of the trash unlike you Hey at least the numbers after my user name aren't "I have a large container of coffee please thank you bitch"
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Sep 16, 2023 11:04
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Moot .1415926535 posted:please and thank you Nm. Misread a cue. Got a few projectors. Gonna calibrate them to the room in in while getting caveman high. Have a good night, posting pals.
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Sep 16, 2023 11:11
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tacodaemon posted:this six-minute tiktok video may be the greatest cinematic portrayal of sisters growing up together ever made This was a delightful ride.
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Sep 17, 2023 00:03
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You ever get the deets on the damage from Hurricane Buddykins the night before
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Sep 17, 2023 14:25
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Buddykins posted:I pissed a lot of people off. The ones that matter might forgive me if i give it time. I have the next four days off to get myself together. I'm sorry to hear that, posting pal. I've done the same. Fingers crossed it's just considered a cringe frontal system.
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i spent like 5 hours playing NMS (i never really play video games anymore) on my new cheap-rear end $50 LED projector that looks neato at 12' across in a blackout curtain office. killed 2/3rds a liter of BiB. gonna take a nap and clock in at 6. i've got that streets of tokyo live youtube indie channel on and i'm chilling in my office before crashing. it was a good two days off.
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no gods no masters https://i.imgur.com/BPjsMSK.mp4
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Plinkey posted:hey patriots fans
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Good Citizen posted:I’m glad I only get mad at myself when I’m that drunk
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Sep 18, 2023 14:45
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erosion posted:It's pretty funny how half the people here are killing themselves with addictions but it's going to be a bummer when the hospice pictures start getting posted. hey i found the non-fun haver
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sen. grass rear end and the electric koolaid intern experiment
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I'm glad someone did this because that means I don't have to since I was going to
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Just realized I worked 94 hours in the last two week period. That would explain the liquor bottles and me looking like a corpse. Think I'm gonna get caveman high and play NMS after I clock out. gently caress this noise, going to space where there aren't any emails.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Tall people die earlier. lol hell yes
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crime fighting hog posted:I'm getting my 3D printer back this weekend and need suggestions. a uav
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mistermojo posted:I think the word he’s looking for is ‘elotes’, the delicious corn treat Don't post that smut here
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RVWinkle posted:I'm telling the product owner that I ate Taco Bell for lunch and I'm prioritizing diarrhea this afternoon You're disrupting the Solid Poop industry
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Pooky posted:https://twitter.com/ProudElephantUS/status/1705368730988089531 Lol at this lovely AI
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In the last 48 hours I think I spent a total of 5 hours awake. Partner is like, "Do you need medical attention" and I'm just like "Nah, I need new employment." Anyhow gently caress this back to sleep
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Man Musk posted:Gainful employment will grind a man's bone to dust Wisdom
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Buddykins posted:I might live longer with that than being surrounded by alcohol, anxiety, drugs, lovely volatile bosses that take away shifts, inconsistent paychecks, and rich people that bum me out every day Welcome to your decision altitude. You will have to make significant changes if you jump off here. They will be for the better. And you'll lose the people that just like you to party. That may be A Few people. Follow your heart, Buddykins. E: gdi I have the worst loving snipes
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anyone have a link to that hate amerikkka beat request line video. wanted to wind down before my next 8h of sleep
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