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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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trump

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Jul 23, 2002

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Slumfrog posted:

man scrolling thru that ram dass op, seeing a bunch of old friends again. hell yeah, that's the way to do it. finally feels like im in the trump thread again.

feels like home

me 2

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Jul 23, 2002

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hello trump thread

i am filing this post as the official thread correspondent to the death cab / postal service 20th anniversary show in dc (i am very old)

lauren mayberry just finished and i was not familiar with her or CHVRCHES but her and her band kicked high levels of rear end. it was very good

more updates will follow

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Jul 23, 2002

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tom brady: "im gonna come"

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Jul 23, 2002

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a.lo posted:

I would try to close my thread but the mods wouldn’t let me? Now all of a sudden they close it themselves?? Make up your drat minds

a lo is right

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Jul 23, 2002

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trump thread.com/footyscran.php

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Jul 23, 2002

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opened the gently caress up

e: I just saw some 45 year old dude tearing up for a lack of color and I broke his jaw

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Jul 23, 2002

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RVWinkle posted:

That's amazing to think that I've hated emo music for 20 years.

death cab isn't emo!!!!!!!!!!

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Jul 23, 2002

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bebop esq posted:

we got an alpha male here folks

that's right *does big Donald trump style flexes all over the place while the postal service is setting up*

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Jul 23, 2002

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Jenny Lewis is here!

I already told my wife that if Jen y Lewis asks for people form the audience to be her bf then oh well too bad

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Jul 23, 2002

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crime fighting hog posted:

I actually noticed something at the big Husker volleyball game last week: when it came time to do the national anthem, the announcer didn't say

"By the order of the President" let alone President Biden. He said "By the order of the commander in chief."

That's gotta be on purpose so they don't suddenly have a round of boos before the anthem

when do they say that

ive never heard the anthem introduced like that?

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Jul 23, 2002

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UFOTacoMan posted:

It's been a while since I've been at a thing that does it but usually they would just say "please rise for the national anthem (performed by whoever, if someone was doing it live)."

yeah I've heard that plenty but I've never heard "by the order of the president" or w/e

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Jul 23, 2002

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UFOTacoMan posted:

me either, it's weird, someone should do something.

im on hold to speak with joe biden right now

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Jul 23, 2002

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crime fighting hog posted:

It happened at the big Husker Women's Volleyball game in Lincoln, NE Aug 30. I specifically remember hearing "By order of the commander in chief" please remove your hats and place your hand on your hearts, etc.

So I was thinking why say commander in chief instead of president? What is it about the president's executive authority as head of the military that matters with the national anthem? It just seemed weird

yeah it;s weird as heck!

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Jul 23, 2002

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the president can't order me to do jack poo poo, commander in chief or not

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Jul 23, 2002

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euphronius posted:

who was the original Birther . I forget

oh right

it was hillary

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Jul 23, 2002

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Slumfrog posted:

dude if they ask you to stand for the anthem but didn't say "by the order of the president" and you stand up that means you're out.

poo poo man, that's treason

biden'll have to catch me first, i like my odds

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Jul 23, 2002

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i call it lolstralia

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Jul 23, 2002

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External Organs posted:

OJ didn't accept a plea deal. Bing bong.

nneither did hitler

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Jul 23, 2002

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twin peaqks!!

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Jul 23, 2002

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platoon has a cool scene where they "shotgun" cannabis smoke out of a 12 gauge shotgun (vietnam war version)

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Jul 23, 2002

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AsGuG0i8HM

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Jul 23, 2002

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^^^ there's the video ^^^

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Jul 23, 2002

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platoon beat that documentary by almost 15 years!

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Jul 23, 2002

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i've always been a fan of the smoko guy's haircut

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Jul 23, 2002

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Inspector Hound posted:

Plus DHL rules

it's the livery i use for flying my fav plane in ms flight simulator
not from ms flight simulator:

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Jul 23, 2002

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Vim Fuego posted:

ms flight simulator is just flight simulator with a bow on

the airplanes in ms flight simulator are more kawaii than in regular flight simulator

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Jul 23, 2002

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Rubellavator posted:

I'M ON TRUMPO, SO LEAVE ME ALONE

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Jul 23, 2002

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Jul 23, 2002

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tacodaemon posted:

-26.478548,153.0942674

note that the buildings being built in the construction site in the video were completed in 2017, and the street was relandscaped as part of it, so I went back to before the construction






smoko coordinates. love it.

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Jul 23, 2002

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looks like you can get a DHL surf rescue long sleeve polo on ebay for 70 bucks. a little bit tempting. it would be good for when i pick up smoking

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Jul 23, 2002

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Rubellavator posted:

I'M ON TRUMPO, SO LEAVE ME ALONE

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Jul 23, 2002

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Plinkey posted:

you can also just ship something to your house with DHL and mug the driver

will it say SURF RESCUE? i don't know

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Jul 23, 2002

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Plinkey posted:

probably if you ship one of those to your house by DHL then steal the DHL person's shirt anyways, i don't know your plans

this is what i'm gonna do. two shirts for the price of one

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Jul 23, 2002

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*flipping through the newspaper and chuckling* hm, hah, trump. indeed.

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Jul 23, 2002

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Hatebag posted:

yeah ducking out of a war to control fossil fuel sales in europe is like one of the only good decisions musk has ever made, if he's actually telling the truth. though there's also the self-serving interest of not wanting to be assassinated, too

elon doesn't tell the truth

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Jul 23, 2002

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Hatebag posted:

yeah that's why i put that caveat in there. plausible that his lovely space wi-fi just poo poo the bed and stopped working so he made up some bullshit

i mean i believe he gave the order to turn it off or w/e, but it's because he hates biden and at the time had been complaining about not getting paid for starlink. he just did it without considering any consequences because he's a dumb baby and also a right winger, same as the rest of his decisions

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Jul 23, 2002

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Justin Tyme posted:

Iirc the terminals and service were bought and paid for so he is just making poo poo up

I like the comparison where if you ignore the musk cult of personality veneer this would be like if raytheon unilaterally made tomahawks not work in the vicinity of the south china sea or something and not bothering to tell the navy about it. if I were the dod I'd think twice about sending the dumb boer bitch any more contracts!

yeah he's pretty much always just making poo poo up

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Jul 23, 2002

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petit choux posted:

He's a heroic figure in the footsteps of Odysseus and like any real man acts on the spur of the moment at all times. His underlying motivations become apparent with the passage of time.

this is what elon truly believes!

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Jul 23, 2002

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petit choux posted:

I am a man of action about to mow the lawn.

Godspeed

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