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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

tacodaemon posted:

# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 22:22

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 00:09

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

tacodaemon posted:

I wish they had street view in China so I could nail this one down precisely (the highway sign says Xiamen North Railway Station)

This is a dangerous new skill you're demonstrating TD... I'm never posting my shenanigans again!

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 01:27

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Death Cab for Hopey ...

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 01:27

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Bilirubin posted:

HOW MUCH IS RAM DAS PAYING YOU KOREAN BOOMHAUER?

Horton was robbed I'm telling you! Fixed!

Mods are very anti weed. Troubling.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 01:29

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

a.lo posted:

ERCOT urging.....pleading fat Texans to lower the thermostat just a bit

No, no, no! Raise the thermostat! Good God, you've killed them All

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 03:25

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Plinkey posted:

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1699616580957532322

Cancel Culture...

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 04:29

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

CaptainBeefart posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOknKE2f96o

gently caress. Yes.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 04:48

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Smashbear wear the guts

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 14:13

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

emfive posted:

in other Texas Is Stupid news, the DPS pushed a software update over the weekend that has resulted in drivers license offices everywhere in the state to be closed possibly all week.

Can they do this to my job? Please?

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 14:24

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

tubi

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 14:39

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

tacodaemon posted:

What do you call someone with diarrhea on their balls since 99?
Captain.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 14:48

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

After binging on those Zappa videos posted last night I think I have a music crush on Ruth Underwood

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 14:54

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

She looks like this

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 14:55

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Sherbert Hoover posted:

So that's where Trump got his gun sounds from!

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 15:43

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I should get marvel unlimited so I can go back and read all of new mutants.

When I was a kid I had some weird collection where they went inside Legions head and it was just incredibly hosed up and bizarre. Good stuff.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 15:44

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

AxGrap posted:

Get his rear end sir!

James Proudtrump

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 16:18

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Vim Fuego posted:

Ranger is wearing socks. No idea why, but he is

Please return my toddler when she's done playing with your dog

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 16:33

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I'm running for president with the sole platform that all my appointees will be English majors who have kept a journal for at least 5 years.

Edit: in a disadvantaged community

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 16:46

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Him sad about Smashmouth

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 16:51

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1699608945956905448

What demographic does he think this answer appeals to?

Hmmm.. Child care for some, small Florida shaped dildos for others!

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 17:24

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

euphronius posted:

lol trump lost another court case to Carroll

Hope he troots about it and gets sued again lol

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 17:58

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

crime fighting hog posted:

Thanks for copying this out of your Florida history book.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 18:36

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

*post nut Obama cuddles, pushing away his embrace to ask where he keeps his birth certificate, anyway*

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 18:37

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

In this house we say:
Backshot OBABA

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 18:38

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

deathbysnusnu posted:

Yes they absolutely should be doing actual meaningful governance, but also yes they should actually use the levers of power to do that whole winning thing as opposed to being quietly shuffled into a mass grave. Chuds will try and invalidate elections legal basis or not, preventing a guy who did a coup from winning by trying to auto deny some electoral votes is a good thing.

Logic? In my trhnzop thread??

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 18:45

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Rob is the rudest man I've ever met.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 18:50

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Mmm, hungwbama!

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 18:51

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Okay I'll show my entire rear end: Michelle Obama's Whitehouse garden was cute as hell

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 18:55

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

euphronius posted:

just noticed I was posting in different trump threads without noticing

The strategy is to overwhelm cspam with tripm threads so They can get more buy in to move them all to coupons and deals

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 18:59

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Slumfrog posted:

dude if they ask you to stand for the anthem but didn't say "by the order of the president" and you stand up that means you're out.

poo poo man, that's treason

Is this an automatic way to get enrolled in Canadian healthcare? Asking for a friend

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 19:00

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I'm hypertrumping, posting just inches away from the bumper of the trump thread.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 19:01

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Snorting Ozempic that's been dried crystallized into doge shaped nugs by a guy named Phylum Barsupport who wears three pairs of sunglasses at a time

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 20:00

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

OJ didn't accept a plea deal. Bing bong.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 20:03

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

the milk machine posted:

nneither did hitler

What about Hittler

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 20:05

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

tacodaemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xYv7mZb.mp4

PFC coming in to dunk on night crew every single morning

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 20:17

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Elon doesn't need a reason to be historically dumb. Ye who go seeking rationale behind blowing 44 billion to be a forever mod, do so at ye own risk

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 20:19

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

ram dass in hell posted:

it's called "beautiful dogs"

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 23:50

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Uff da, my dog rizzed all over the jawn floor again.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 00:46

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

call this rapid intensification 2
https://twitter.com/TropicalTidbits/status/1699939104245555556?s=20

Lee is coming to take the rest of his drat statues back to the Marinara Trench

# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 01:41

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 00:09

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

We young people looked up concert listings in the saturday edition of the local gazetteer, as was the fashion in those days,

# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 14:13

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