Spiderman needs to stop being so "friendly" and from my neighborhood.

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Escape From Noise

Give him some edge, man!

He's angry, and lives in a tiny house or converted van (yes, kind of like The Punisher, but less paranoid and more snarky)

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 7, 2023 16:46

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# ? May 7, 2024 08:41

Escape From Noise

Peter Parker looks at his phone, notices it's Aunt May, and puts the phone back in his pocket.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 7, 2023 18:13

google THIS

Spiderman, Spiderman
Lives in a rusty conversion van
Drinks cheap liquor, any sort
Owes six months of back child support
Look out
He's one hung over Spiderman

# ? Sep 7, 2023 18:39

RavenousScoot

spiderman and everything's the same still friendly neighborhood, but he refuses to wear pants with the costume

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Sep 7, 2023 20:38

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

google THIS posted:

Spiderman, Spiderman
Lives in a rusty conversion van
Drinks cheap liquor, any sort
Owes six months of back child support
Look out
He's one hung over Spiderman

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Sep 9, 2023 01:46

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

no, you can't take me back to the 90's

i refuse

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:21

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

google THIS posted:

Spiderman, Spiderman
Lives in a rusty conversion van
Drinks cheap liquor, any sort
Owes six months of back child support
Look out
He's one hung over Spiderman

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# ? Sep 9, 2023 08:22

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

A spider escapes Columbia University�s Science Department and bites Peter Parker in the midst of robbing a nearby liquor store

# ? Sep 9, 2023 14:53

Wertjoe

Spiderman is always swinging around with his lil web shooter out.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 15:47

Wertjoe

You think spiderman ever gets stuck in the bathtub?

# ? Sep 9, 2023 15:51

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Peter Parker ditching Mary Jane and hooking up with a stripper named Angel Dust.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 07:04

google THIS

Peter Parker: (shrugs) Ehh, this power isn't that great

# ? Sep 10, 2023 21:53

Jaguars!

Spiderman, as you were informed during your initial employment training and again when you were put on the performance improvement plan, post-rescue policy requires you to use the words 'friendly', 'neighbourhood' and 'spider-man' without additional profanity, offence, drug references or political implication.

According to our latest secret shopper your post rescue quip was "What the gently caress were you doing loitering around the top of a high rise construction site without a loving fall restraint. Fucks Sake." I'm afraid that although I have advocated hard for you in the past, I find myself in a difficult position and must report this further unprofessional behaviour to HR.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 07:23

AdvilSmith: Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

google THIS posted:

Spiderman, Spiderman
Lives in a rusty conversion van
Drinks cheap liquor, any sort
Owes six months of back child support
Look out
He's one hung over Spiderman

thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹

# ? Sep 11, 2023 14:11

AdvilSmith: Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

Spiderman sees some litter on the ground and a trash can nearby, and instead of picking up the trash, he tips the garbage bin over and laughs as he web slings away.

When he web slings across the city instead of doing this hand 🤟 motion/configuration, he uses his middle finger only, and the webs come right out the tip of the gently caress-you-finger.

thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹

# ? Sep 11, 2023 14:17

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# ? May 7, 2024 08:41

Escape From Noise

Edit: Wrong thread!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 12, 2023 07:49

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