the Bew YOrk Bimes caption contest

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SIDS Vicious

hello my friends in BYOB i love you and bring you an exciting proposition, which is that would you like to to to the big dance with me? no i am kidding, i have drawn this drawing and it needs a caption and i have some very very wealthy patrons of the arts willing to purchase one (1) avatar, and one (1) platinum upgrade for people who make the best captions, who decides what is the best caption, i have no idea, i am being kept in a very dark room and forced to draw please someone rescue me oh my god

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons

# ? Sep 8, 2023 02:42

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# ? May 10, 2024 13:36

Saoshyant

Ants in my pants, I gotta dance

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Sep 8, 2023 11:49

Finger Prince

That's the last time I hire a giant ant to run the cotton candy machine. All he does is stand there and whistle.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 14:46

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Dancin' Ant Nancy

# ? Sep 8, 2023 14:49

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

lol i'm gonna fuckin kill your speakers dude

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Sep 8, 2023 16:06

Manifisto

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Haha I'm kidding, I'm an ant, I don't listen to music.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 8, 2023 17:48

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Sid Vicious posted:

what is this, a sound system for ants??

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Sep 8, 2023 18:01

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

who decided to put the turntable directly on top of the speakers??? the thumping bass on these obscure jungle bootlegs keeps causing the needle to skip. also i'm an ant and i can't reach up and i don't know what music is

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Sep 8, 2023 18:31

Finger Prince

"shut it down the cops are here!"
"RAAIIID??!!"

# ? Sep 8, 2023 23:35

Escape From Noise

Ey! I'm ANTIN' here!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 9, 2023 07:39

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"christ, what an rear end in a top hat"

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# ? Sep 9, 2023 10:50

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"ant tools"

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# ? Sep 9, 2023 10:51

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"i see your little, petrified skull... labled and resting on a shelf somewhere"

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# ? Sep 9, 2023 10:53

Quadramind

Sid Vicious posted:

Scaramouche, scaramouche!

# ? Sep 9, 2023 11:31

FreshCutFries

we bring footage to you live, from inside my pants

# ? Sep 9, 2023 16:37

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

"Capital is dead labour, that, vampire-like, only lives by sucking living labour, and lives the more, the more labour it sucks."

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# ? Sep 9, 2023 17:03

RavenousScoot

FreshCutFries posted:

we bring footage to you live, from inside my pants

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Sep 9, 2023 17:42

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

Sid Vicious posted:

Sugar
Oh, honey, honey
You are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you

# ? Sep 9, 2023 23:33

Manifisto

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Sugar
Oh, honey, honey
You are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you

lol

you are my source of sucrose
and I will alert the other workers to your location as I carry you back to the nest

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 10, 2023 00:35

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i don't think that was sugar LOL!!!!!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Sep 10, 2023 00:55

deep dish peat moss

Check it out, I got a new antlifier

# ? Sep 10, 2023 03:55

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I loving love the Beetles

# ? Sep 10, 2023 06:57

Finger Prince

My uncle was a hifi system...

# ? Sep 10, 2023 09:14

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trance in my pants

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# ? Sep 11, 2023 21:34

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Nosfereefer posted:

trance in my pants

# ? Sep 11, 2023 21:35

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

WHERE IT'S ANT

I got one turntable and no microphones

# ? Sep 11, 2023 21:36

Manifisto

so what's the status of this contest? is there for example a deadline for submissions?? clarification please????

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 11, 2023 21:40

deep dish peat moss

Nosfereefer posted:

trance in my pants

# ? Sep 11, 2023 22:12

FreshCutFries

Nosfereefer posted:

trance in my pants

# ? Sep 11, 2023 22:55

free hubcaps

"I hope this thing plays Queen!"

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Sep 12, 2023 00:48

cruft

Bobby was shocked to discover that a staple and two boobs on the dollhouse washing machine was a lure for centaur ants.

cruft fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Sep 14, 2023

# ? Sep 14, 2023 22:55

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

you've heard of crab rave, now get ready for ant rave!

# ? Sep 17, 2023 06:31

Finger Prince

Drink-Mix Man posted:

WHERE IT'S ANT

I got one turntable and no microphones

I got one turntable and some pheromones

# ? Sep 17, 2023 14:15

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Let's dance! "Have fun with the funk" and let your body move! Yeah!!!

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Sep 17, 2023 19:13

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ants ants revolution!

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# ? Sep 17, 2023 19:52

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Nosfereefer posted:

ants ants revolution!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Sep 17, 2023 21:00

baka of lathspell

Drink-Mix Man posted:

WHERE IT'S ANT

I got one turntable and no microphones

^{join dork order}
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 12:28

baka of lathspell

Ah time to turn on the news

*ant pirate dj is broadcasting enders game in the style of orson welles war of the worlds production*

oh god no

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# ? Oct 31, 2023 12:34

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# ? May 10, 2024 13:36

Visions of Valerie: Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

"nah mate, four-on-the-floor is more like *antz antz antz antz*"

# ? Nov 2, 2023 04:30

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