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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 1 Aftermath: THE LIONS HAVE WON THE SUPER BOWL
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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen


J/K Lions actually ran the ball and won.





:schotty:

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 The Kansas City receiving corpse

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:25
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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Goofball Lions, bitch?

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:25
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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Also Kelce proving what NE showed that a HoF QB/TE can do with a poo poo WR corp, but not without each other.

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:25
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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
The Lions are statistically the best team in the entire NFL and it feels drat good rn

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:25
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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Lmfao I told you Chief fan!

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1699984638482030691?t=0Y5xtntc6JZYfz_Q7wy28A&s=19

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Godfuckingdamnit

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:25
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

 The Chief's WR's had a severe allergic reaction to the football.

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:27
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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Let's keep both open and see what happens

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:28
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

fartknocker posted:



now and forever

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:29
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Jared Goff: Chief Slayer

Kansas City should look at finding a franchise WR.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 lol at the idea of Kadarius Toney as a WR.

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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

 I am very curious how the NFL announces the officiating message after the game. It wasn't just a one off event, it was the entire game.

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 lol

lmao even

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Can Chris Jones catch a football?

https://twitter.com/KingJosiah54/status/1699986886155022828?s=20

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Silly Burrito posted:

Can Chris Jones catch a football?

https://twitter.com/KingJosiah54/status/1699986886155022828?s=20

Chris Jones is gonna have a deal before Sunday lol

Also it's extremely likely Kelce plays next week

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:34
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Diva Cupcake posted:

lol at the idea of Kadarius Toney as a WR.

It's making me finally understand the joy y'all would have when Tom couldn't make some side of the road reject work out.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Lol

https://twitter.com/ShooterMcGavin_/status/1699985013230432308?t=IvofCSLIguxiNguNAlOg8g&s=19

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:37
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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 https://twitter.com/Danny_Heifetz/status/1699987036231364619?s=20

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/austingayle_/status/1699990754926702782?t=mHPVFwecQwtyPHzzkhC92w&s=19

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:42
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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Got the Toney highlights. The second one may not have been an obvious game-loser like the other ones, but it is just as hilarious.

https://twitter.com/MarshallGreen_/status/1699990815978799405

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:42
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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Kalli posted:

It's making me finally understand the joy y'all would have when Tom couldn't make some side of the road reject work out.

its a spiritual experience

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:43
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1699991944544272881

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
L I O N S

B

I

T

C

H

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 i prefer the title of this op to the other. let it ride.

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:48
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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Worst Andy receiving core since Freddie Mitchell, Todd Pinkston and James Thrash

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:52
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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Hahaha eat poo poo Toney

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 https://twitter.com/joshdubowap/status/1699993393307505074?s=46&t=DcBXErlGIUJUj8quAgYfkQ

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:53
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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 04:58
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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/Stuckey2/status/1699970780489011205?s=20

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 05:23
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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
 At first I just wanted the Lions to not get blown out.

Once Kelce went down, I just wanted the Lions to cover the spread.

Never in my wildest dreams did I think they would go into KC and win the drat game.

Lions Bitch. Suck my whole rear end.

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 05:24
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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

https://twitter.com/PFF_Steve/status/1699994142128865411?s=20
https://twitter.com/jjones9/status/1699989948957368427?s=20
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1699994473957089720?s=20

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 05:28
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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Android Apocalypse posted:

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1699994473957089720?s=20

Real GRITMAXXING

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Greatest thread title ever.

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 05:58
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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 That was some good football

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Lmao. I managed to catch the very end since the cable box got fixed and just lol. This is a great start to the season.

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