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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

abelwingnut posted:

as crazy as it is, i think marvin jones had an even worse game than toney or moore. only difference is his team won because at least amon-ra and laporta could catch. marvin missed some very catchable and very important balls.

also, hutchinson was unreal.

you, yes you, right now, even if given a five-minute heads up and thrust unwillingly onto the field in ill-fitting cleats and a helmet three sizes too big, even if all you did the entire night was have one pass bounce harmlessly off your back before a professional cornerback obliterated you, would still have had a better game than Toney did last night

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







im glad mahomes got hit, personally.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oline highlights. Look at that loving lane he gives the RB.

https://twitter.com/geoffschwartz/status/1700194332987310189

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
and with only moderately aggressive holding

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/PFF_Sam/status/1700201448150057444?s=20

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
those "first since XXXX" stats work best in baseball. if it's being compared to something that just happened 5 seasons ago, who cares

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Jared Goff is the first QB to beat Patrick Mahomes since 2022.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Kalli posted:

Oline highlights. Look at that loving lane he gives the RB.

https://twitter.com/geoffschwartz/status/1700194332987310189

It’s so beautiful. And a great lesson in timing, too; that hole is gone if the RB tries to hit it half a second later.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Mega64 posted:

Jared Goff is the first QB to beat Patrick Mahomes since 2022.

:o

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


I'm not sure I can think of a worse WR performance ever, and I also watch the CFL

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Mega64 posted:

Jared Goff is the first QB to beat Patrick Mahomes since 2022.

Mahomes has had two children since the last time he beat the lions, in an entirely different decade

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

sweet thursday posted:

I'm not sure I can think of a worse WR performance ever, and I also watch the CFL

People are saying Kadarius Toney is the worst WR of all time. I heard this on The X.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

indigi posted:

and with only moderately aggressive holding

What goes around comes around

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Docjowles posted:

Toney was owned so severely he deleted his Twitter account lol

:lol: wow.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Docjowles posted:

Toney was owned so severely he deleted his Twitter account lol

Yet another thing he dropped.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008



YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

I feel bad for Toney.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

what a lovely tweet just say who the other guy was don't make me click through to that dumb website

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I feel bad for Toney.

i probably would too but he seems like p much an rear end in a top hat

i remember a tweet where he asked everyone to stop dragging ruggs for killing a person driving drunk at over 100 mph by saying that 'we young, everybody makes mistakes'

and then I guess he verbally abused some giants fan, which im actually okay with

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005


Would ya just look at it?

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Scarabrae posted:

hot take: This is the beginning of Mahomes Wilsonesque decline!

Anyways LIONS BITCH

Denver should have some more picks free in a few more years

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Play posted:

what a lovely tweet just say who the other guy was don't make me click through to that dumb website

https://twitter.com/pff_sam/status/1700204345789136912?s=46&t=DcBXErlGIUJUj8quAgYfkQ

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Back in the 59-0 game, Nate Washington had a pass intended for him picked and caught 1 pass that he promptly had knocked out and he kicked, which ended up being recovered by the Pats 22 yards behind the line of scrimmage.

I think last night was worse for Toney, but that's the most cursed WR performance I can think of.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I see the Chiefs had the most week 1 game possible

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

As long as we're PFF posting

https://twitter.com/DotsNCuts/status/1700235453893337299

Lol

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

I wonder how many of those for Joe were 2020.

That was a baaaaad roster.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I was thinking the same thing. Has to be nearly all from that first horrific year that landed them Chase.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Joe's OL has been bad his whole career but yeah I guess it hasnt been so bad that it would sink how good the receivers are.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
People undersell the fact that Joe has had like 3 games in his career where he could hold the ball for 2.5 seconds without meeting his god.


Hopefully this year. ... You know, after Cleveland.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i have a bad feeling that in that game one of the linemen will block so good for joe burrow and smoothly create a pocket for him and accidentally step on the back of his foot from behind while still blocking his man around in a circle, and joe burrow's leg will become ripped off. but i'd like to see is 17 full games, 40 big touchdowns passing and 5 fairly big touchdowns rushing.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
If we're placing requests I would like for the Bengals to beat the Browns tomorrow 34 to 16.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

That Falcons game was fun as all hell

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Close this thread

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Here lies Joe Burrow.
He never scored.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

starting to think it was a bad idea to draft a child to play quarterback

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Alaois posted:

starting to think it was a bad idea to draft a child to play quarterback

I'm waiting to see how double deuce does tonight because he's the other child from this draft.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm waiting to see how double deuce does tonight because he's the other child from this draft.

deuce is not a child, he's a halfling with a great dex modifier so he can easily escape tackles

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Richardson looked surprisingly good for he was projected as being.

Now if he had a RB to take the pressure off him

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Burrow me with my money

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
All summer I've been listening to Seattle sports radio talk about how young and dynamic the seahawk secondary is, while squinting my eyes and cocking my head to the side in confusion.

I feel justified even more fast forwarding past this to the Mariners (:gonk:) sections.

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 35 minutes!
I am genuinely tickled that the Lions winning in Kansas City caused two aftermath threads to spawn, and the spare one to not be closed

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