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Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
I'm used to calimari
I'm used to I'm used to
Yeah

I'm used to calimari bare bones
Thats right when I need my gloves
Calimari and skyr foam
Thats right when I need my gloves
I know when that oven dings
I can only eat one thing
I know when that oven dings
I can only eat one thing

Never sipping on an empty brew
My elation is on cloud nine
Give me something close to the best now
Pearls are showing on the shucked now
I'm never sipping on an empty brew
It's the best melts in your mouth more
Glasses of champagne by the bay more
Suckin' on oysters I've never seen before

I'm used to calimari bare bones
Thats right when I need my gloves
Calimari and skyr foam
Thats right when I need my gloves
I know when that oven dings
I can only eat one thing
I know when that oven dings
I can only eat one thing

Never sipping on an empty brew, brew, brew
Brews and me really get along
They make me feel you are wrong
Fed in places that really hits home
Never sipping on an empty brew
Could you really get what you asked for?
Something crazy like a lobster?
Suckin' on oysters I've never seen before

I'm used to calimari bare bones
Thats right when I need my gloves
Calimari and skyr foam
Thats right when I need my gloves
I know when that oven dings
I can only eat one thing
I know when that oven dings
I can only eat one thing

Eating all I do is
Sober up and send it back for something else
Mess it up and mend it back for something else
You know what I taught you, squid is tasty nothing else
I don't need nothing else
I don't need nothing else, no
Why your sweetest clone
Octopus a la mode
Sus to order loads
Dont make me hurl, I just want it alone
I just want it by itself
Right now, it's something else

I'm used to calimari bare bones
Thats right when I need my gloves
Calimari and skyr foam
Thats right when I need my gloves
I know when that oven dings
I can only eat one thing
I know when that oven dings
I can only eat one thing

Never sipping on an empty

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Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
fondue fondue fondue
school of chefs at le cordon bleu
cashews cashews cashews
top that off with something random
send it off, the bill in tandem

top that off with something random
send it off, the bill in tandem
top that plate with sturgeon black
look up where it came from
dish that little awful stew he likes
then fry the chips and fry the rice
I swear we had a pan
But it's with the shrimp and its bouquet nice

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
Nap Ghost
is this a poem or a song?

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMlKJGKyoCo

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
When that oven dings I'm stuffing my face, get in line.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
Nap Ghost

ok. cool, don't actually know what your going for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
Hot chip challenge-
It's hot but not that hot
That's my point of view
Cause someone could loving die
Heat builds up inside you
No milk or ice because that is the rules
One by one the seconds are like
taking their forever
always looking straight
thinking counting as the sweat is made
that was loving hot right
that was loving hot right
that was loving hot right
that was loving hot right
and I bet it still burns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

ok. cool, don't actually know what your going for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

soy and brown sugar
makes teriyaki, why dont you copy

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
We really love soda, Oh
And you know it
Chuggin with them old boys
You gon get drunk over
Dr.s and Pepper
or Coke love that soda
Sit in with that soda (Pop
Pop) Now that boy pumped on
some (Pop, Pop)
They do it all for soda, you guys
don't drink what we like
Yall know I drink for joy
Your drinks got no joy
Got no pop no noise
Got no pop no noise
We drink on bub noise
We got lots of that boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyHZNBz6FE

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
I'll eat for life, sounds nice
I'm alright, I'm quite alright
Locked my honey tight

I'll eat at the fair for life
On the ferris wheel or on the rides
Should've seen their face when I won the prize
I now eat at the fair for life
Grade A large white eggs
Panko crumbs and bread
Grade A large white eggs
Panko crumbs and bread
Grade A large white eggs

Fried em inside, outside all gold
Twinkies or fries right they all end up fried
My eggs got whisked they all end up in the dish
Everything gets an egg wash watch how they pop around
Frying their way all the way to my heart, now they float and they are over
Every thing is fried a lot, cholesterol is never over
I like the way that they tease me
Gon lead you to eat it call it flavor supernova
dont call me insane yeah
I got it ordained yeah
candy help the mains yeah
please candy coat it all day
ive committed, not addicted,
but it keep control of me
all the gains now i feel it
I swear that its slowin me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrsFXgQk5UI

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Fries are done.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

is this a poem or a song?
Pretty sure it's a plea for help.

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
Onion Rings -
I still think the fries are all doomed
They are like sort of disabled
I hate them to the point where I hate you
I would replace you, your taste precedes you
You chose the side for simps
I am not that average
I need to listen to my heart instead of my head
You know a better side, but
I know of a better side
I won't let you fry me
I still think the fries are all doomed
They are like sort of disabled
I hate them to the point where I hate you
I would replace you, your taste precedes you
You chose the side for simps
I am not that average
I need to listen to my heart instead of my head
You know a better side, but
I know of a better side
I won't let you fry me

You left me gagging and wretching all day
I know that you want me dead
I make onion rings to make me feel a-okay
I know they are the best

I love the onion rings when can I eat them things
Thinking you're alien
You know nothing but
of pain in the frying vat
how you're just better off dead
I'll say it over again
I wouldn't want you as a friend
I watched you dip them again
Would you really recommend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzB1VGEGcSU

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

(Sniffs the air.) Hmm, that ain't fries, it's the rancid aroma of AI.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It dings for thee

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."

BigBadSteve posted:

(Sniffs the air.) Hmm, that ain't fries, it's the rancid aroma of AI.

weird hearing this

I was thinking AI could replace the vocals in an instant in like a year or two to make parodies like this

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

ok. cool, don't actually know what your going for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

I miss the Kanye/Beck thread

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
I want Jack in the Box
Curly fries my nig
Came To
Someone shake me
Shake me

Taco Night
(Plan to buy a bunch)
Supreme rewards
(Points on your order)
He who dislikes
Cheese on taters
Taco Night
(Plan to buy a bunch)

I love all their things god speed
Love to go to it
Came To
Someone shake me
Shake me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqZb52sgpU

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
Nap Ghost

Passive Aggreeable posted:

I want Jack in the Box
Curly fries my nig
Came To
Someone shake me
Shake me

Taco Night
(Plan to buy a bunch)
Supreme rewards
(Points on your order)
He who dislikes
Cheese on taters
Taco Night
(Plan to buy a bunch)

I love all their things god speed
Love to go to it
Came To
Someone shake me
Shake me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqZb52sgpU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arJXKrBThBc

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Passive Aggreeable posted:

weird hearing this

I was thinking AI could replace the vocals in an instant in like a year or two to make parodies like this

OK, my mistake, sorry. May your human creativity continue.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Excuse me miss, I'm still waiting for my cheeseburger.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

didn't read or look at any of the videos

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
Nap Ghost

Peggy Edson posted:

didn't read or look at any of the videos

:wink:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

one hundred, like they say now, op

one hundred

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Hear ye, hear ye
This court is now in session
His honor Judge Pigmeat Markham residing...

Hear ye, hear ye, the court of swing
Is just about ready to do that thing
I don't want no tears, I don't want no lies
Above all, I don't want no alibis
This judge is hip, and that ain't all
He'll give you time if you're big or small
Fall in line, a-this court is neat
Peace, brotha....

Uh-oh, here Come the Judge, here Come the Judge
Everybody know that he is the judge

Everybody, near and far
I'm going to Paris, to stop this war
All those kids gotta listen to me
Cause I am the judge, and you can plainly see
I want a big, round table when I get there
I won't sit down until ones are square
I'm gonna lay down the law, they bet'not budge
I bust some heads because I am the judge

He is the judge, he is the judge
Everybody know that he is the judge

Man: Who's there
Judge: Eyes
Man: 'Eyes' who?
Judge: Eyes your next-door neighbor

Judge: Order, order in this courtroom
Woman: Judge, your honorship
Hi, sir
Did I hear you say "order in the court"?
Judge: Yes, I said "ORDER"
Woman: Well, I'll take two cans of beer, please

He is the judge, he is the judge
Everybody know that he is the judge

I had a chat with Ho Chi Minh
Sipped rice wine and chasin' my gin
Won't take long as I missed my guest
I'll have yo outta this doggone mess

Send a cable to Ball & Mack
Let them know I'm coming back
Sit right there with Rock and Nicks
Teach them boys some of Pigmeat's tricks

Man: Uh, uh, judge, your honor Pigmeat, sir
Don't you remember me?
Judge: No, who are you boy?
Man: Why, I'm the fella that introduced you to your wife
Judge: To my wife?
Man: Yeah
Judge: LIFE, you son of a gun, you

Come November election time
You vote your way, I'll vote mine
Cases are tied, and money get spent
Vote for Pigmeat Markham president


I am the judge, I am the judge
Everybody know that I am the judge

We want Pigmeat, we want Pigmeat

I am the judge, I am the judge

Everybody know that he is the judge

Now, everybody know I am the judge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRS62nccwmw

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
I'm on the road, drinkin' four loko
It is the type of thing I blow my dough fo'
I just found some hard liquor but I don't
Have the nerve to even drink a little
I'm finished now I feel it in my blood flow
Man this new flavor has potential
Its the type of thing I tell my friends of
When I arrive I'll crack open a cold one

Malt Liquor is the only thing I like
It's always time to go and hitch that ride
Its always so bubbly and always so fizzy
Gets your drunk up sans the caffeine
Gets your drunk up sans the caffeine, yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzTuBuRdAyA

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It dings for thee

:kimchi:

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