Itt we explain what our favourite item from the wendys menu is and why

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Devils Affricate posted:

Fries are for the car ride home

People who burg in the car are monsters

Fishing out the mcdonalds fries and eating themwhile driving home yes crucial yes.

:69snypa:

# ? Sep 14, 2023 02:14

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# ? May 2, 2024 13:36

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

the wendys by my house is probably one of the shittiest locations ive ever been to, on average. theres new staff working there every time i go and it always takes forever but guess what? the food still hits. fresh never frozen.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 02:14

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

I don't respect any burger place that puts mayonnaise instead of ketchup and mustard on their burgers.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 02:21

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

The best burger sauce is some variation of BBQ

# ? Sep 14, 2023 02:29

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

It's the Bourbon BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger and it's not even close.

Bring it back permanently you loving cowards.

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Sep 14, 2023

# ? Sep 14, 2023 02:33

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Sometimes I just wanna eat a double cheeseburger with bacon from mcdonalds. Look its nothing to write home about but its very satisfying.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 02:35

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Baked Potato with Large Frosty

# ? Sep 14, 2023 02:38

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

i l ike borger

# ? Sep 14, 2023 02:47

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

DrManiac posted:

I don't know what the gently caress happened to Wendy's but they fell off massively. They used to have the most consistent food of the national chains, too. The prices also increased so much that you would do better adding $2 and going to a real burger joint.

I heard that during the last nationwide renos they changed the method of how they actually cook the burgers and the consensus seems to be it's not as good

Hollismason posted:

Sometimes I just wanna eat a double cheeseburger with bacon from mcdonalds. Look its nothing to write home about but its very satisfying.

Wendy's has the best fast food bacon imo, and it used to be even better

# ? Sep 14, 2023 03:28

BasicLich: Oct 22, 2020; A very smart little mouse!

Devils Affricate posted:

Fries are for the car ride home

People who burg in the car are monsters

I once ate a burger from Carls Jr while driving without spilling anything on myself

# ? Sep 14, 2023 03:32

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

maybealabia posted:

The best burger sauce is some variation of BBQ

yup

# ? Sep 14, 2023 04:09

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

the best burger sauce is a demi glac� + port reduction, perhaps with a bit of thyme. failing that, mayonnaise is acceptable. preferably kewpie (the good one with the msg)

# ? Sep 14, 2023 04:17

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

Dick Fontaine posted:

the best burger sauce is a demi glac� + port reduction, perhaps with a bit of thyme. failing that, mayonnaise is acceptable. preferably kewpie (the good one with the msg)

of course you would post that. in the wendy's thread no less

# ? Sep 14, 2023 09:18

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

redshirt posted:

Baked Potato with Large Frosty

Yeah, dipping your baked potato in your Frosty is a pro move

Smugworth fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Sep 14, 2023

# ? Sep 14, 2023 12:33

Doc Fission: Sep 11, 2011

The Baconator is perfect and does everything I need it to do. But the fries suck now so I haven't been in ages

# ? Sep 14, 2023 13:01

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

you think dave thomas taught his company to rest on laurels? think again. theyve revamped the fries multiple times over the past couple decades and the current iteration is not too shabby. might want to give them another look

# ? Sep 14, 2023 13:15

Doc Fission: Sep 11, 2011

nah I remember when they announced them ... crispier fries ... they aren't crispy. They're pathetic!!!

# ? Sep 14, 2023 14:27

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Might get Wendy�s for lunch today

# ? Sep 14, 2023 14:32

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Dick Fontaine posted:

the best burger sauce is a demi glac� + port reduction, perhaps with a bit of thyme. failing that, mayonnaise is acceptable. preferably kewpie (the good one with the msg)

I asked them for this at Wendy's and they told me to get out and not come back.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 14:40

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I still remember the Bacon Cheddar Mushroom Melt 22 years later, including the dorm microwave I nearly set on fire when I nuked the burg with the aluminum wrapper still on

Devils Affricate posted:

Fries are for the car ride home

People who burg in the car are monsters

This is why you order both a Car Burg and a Home Burg

# ? Sep 14, 2023 14:46

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

who among us hasnt filled a whole floor of a dorm building with smoke

# ? Sep 15, 2023 03:20

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I like the bourbon bbq burger

The chicken one is also good

# ? Sep 15, 2023 03:29

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

I tire of the subject but I wait for you all to finish....

# ? Sep 15, 2023 03:33

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I like the bourbon bbq burger

The chicken one is also good

I eat at Wendy's a lot more when they're around

# ? Sep 15, 2023 03:35

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Might get Wendy’s for lunch today

Well, did you

# ? Sep 15, 2023 22:51

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Mushroom melt is usually a winter item IIRC, like February. Such a long wait! :negative:

# ? Sep 15, 2023 23:11

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Well, did you

# ? Sep 16, 2023 19:12

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

not sure what I'm having for dinner but I definitely want a shake either with it or after, for dessert

# ? Sep 16, 2023 20:52

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

kalel posted:

not sure what I'm having for dinner but I definitely want a shake either with it or after, for dessert

A Frosty is more than just a shake.

# ? Sep 16, 2023 20:54

Roundup Ready: Mar 10, 2004; ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER

National cheeseburger day is Monday. Wendys doing a 1 cent jbc with any purchase y'all

# ? Sep 16, 2023 21:08

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

redshirt posted:

A Frosty is more than just a shake.

gently caress off!!

# ? Sep 16, 2023 22:06

The Loin King: Feb 16, 2017; Check out this goddamned cat

Dick Fontaine posted:

the best sex lubricant is a demi glacé + port reduction, perhaps with a bit of thyme. failing that, mayonnaise is acceptable. preferably kewpie (the good one with the msg)

# ? Sep 16, 2023 22:17

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Had a small chocolate frosty today

Had to refuse the Pumpkin Spice Frosty

Not today, Wendy

# ? Sep 16, 2023 23:19

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

The Loin King posted:

Dick Fontaine posted:
the best sex lubricant is a demi glac� + port reduction, perhaps with a bit of thyme. failing that, mayonnaise is acceptable. preferably kewpie (the good one with the msg)