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I guarantee every columnist with a Hot Seat column or segment is adding Saban this week with some joke header along the lines of "-458.67 DEGREES F" (ie, one degree above absolute zero) General Dog posted:They were coming off an 8-4 season when he took over and immediately fell to 2-10. That’s John L. Smith caliber work. Reminder- JLS is not the absolute pinnacle (nadir?) of this scale. 12-2 to 0-12 (with events behind the scenes that actually made it even worse) is the ur-example
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You might as well perma-pencil in Kane Wommack for the rest of the year in any "hot G5 coaches to hire" discussions. Getting 10 wins out of South Alabama last year and then proving it wasn't a fluke (after manhandling OK State on Saturday) means he is gone gone gone somewhere at the end of the season.
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Declan MacManus posted:does a&m end with petrino as hc Hmm what school has Texas A&M traditionally been known to share with/poach from in coaching
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Biloxi/Mobile/Pensacola is cheap as hell. Smaller cities, but the culture and food kinda box above their weight claass
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Sep 23, 2023 21:58
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I applaud Michigan State dusting off the old "but what relation was he to Bear Bryant" criteria from Alabama coaching searches of the 80s and 90s, hadn't seen that kinda poo poo in a hot minute
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DC Murderverse posted:https://twitter.com/barstooluiowa/status/1708284115143864789?s=61&t=p3q_Jh3l7EiiLtw3f9k_8Q I had to give my wife about five minutes worth of context before showing her this and she died laughing
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Anals of History posted:Can't imagine MSU making a worse decision in terms of optics. \ Ohhhhh I dunno about that. There's still a Briles in the wild.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Briles was getting fired from a euro team last I saw I looked up Jay Hopson (the USM coach who tried to hire him without asking the administrtion first), and discovered on his hilariously self-edited Wikipedia page that he's the CBs coach at USA now. That would explain their regression.
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Nothing says I want to clean up my organization's culture of power abuse and sexual misconduct like bringing in Urban Meyer
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pillsburysoldier posted:TAMU coaching searches are rad in that they not only hire a coach who will absolutely lose all passion for the profession because they HAVE to live in College Station, but they also derail the program they're poaching from for years 
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Nov 12, 2023 18:30
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Spaced God posted:The people who give money to fire Jimbo would also be giving money to finance a paramilitary to go door to door looking for women who take birth control so this is probably the best use for it Jimbo Fisher- Accidental Leftist Hero
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Henchman of Santa posted:Dan Mullen's Mississippi State is basically what A&M has been for my entire life, just with the occasional five star. This. Last conference title- 1998. Mississippi State's last divisional title? 1998. (their last conference title- 1941)
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I can't cheer for Kansas the same reason I can't cheer for Kentucky or UNC or Duke. A bloo bloo we're not good at both revenue sports
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a neat cape posted:Deeply unserious At first glance I thought that tweet was saying he was an Aztecs strength coach for 8 years and I thought "wow you guys are taking that family tree poo poo to some insane depths"
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Nov 22, 2023 01:37
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DC Murderverse posted:Because hiring an Oregon State Coach worked so well by Nebraska And, hilariously enough, also the Chargers.
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I've seen that poo poo happen in real life. "It turns out I was not authorized to make that offer" etc etc. It's a lot funnier here
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Mississippi State and Jeff Lebby have the same skeezy vibe. A match made in a Circle K parking lot.
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I know and understand that we will lose Kane Wommack but please God, not to Indiana
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Coaches to successfully use Indiana as a stepping stone job include... uh ... *checks notes*   
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No loving way. College football could never be that fun.
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TheAlmightyFrog posted:Is his gf still in Fayetteville? No. She went to South Carolina and works for a teacher's union, and married the dude she was loving around on with Petrino. https://twitter.com/PregameEmpire/status/1729594153225326844
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General Dog posted:What if they played the non-playoff bowls as the conclusion of spring practice? Give everyone a little spring break trip, give the fans a look at the early enrollees and their new coordinators systems in beta. Why don't you and your ideas stay on the SEC side of the fence and the G5 schools can continue to enjoy their mid-December bowls without a visit from The Bright Idea Fairy
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We need a new thread, but I'd hate to just make my brand of low-effort bullshit OP since others have done sterling work before.
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