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Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



:260 million post snypa:

hows everyone doing today, anyone want this a gangtag or av? I still have jeffbux from the lowtax ban

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
looks like the 534,506,297th post to me

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?action=showpost&postid=534506297

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





What did Jeffery do with the other 274,506,298 posts??

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sophy Wackles posted:

What did Jeffery do with the other 274,506,298 posts??

Ate them.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Sophy Wackles posted:

What did Jeffery do with the other 274,506,298 posts??

They are/were probably in the deleted subforums like DPPH

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

EorayMel posted:

They are/were probably in the deleted subforums like DPPH

lol yeah there's a crazy huge amount of poo poo that has just disappeared from this site in 23 years

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Last night I had a dream I invented a time machine that looked like a really tiny orblike submersible vehicle. It was really small, like came up to my knees. Anyway I was somehow able to fit inside of it, and I went to the future and the submersible and me were floating on top of a vast never ending ocean, but there was a glowing city on top of the ocean that was all neon and cars and people walking, it was very futuristic looking, but there weren't any super tall buildings or anything. So a squad of people found me walking the street and were giving me a tour of the city and poo poo, and everything was mindblowing, extremely future stuff, like flying cars and crazy rear end computer screens on everything and like newspapers that had moving images, but the crazy part is that they genetically engineered all the food to taste amazing, and I found a big rear end bunch of bananas and ate them and they were the best bananas ever.
What ended up happening is they asked me what the last thing I wanted to see was before I time travelled elsewhere, and I said I wanted to take the bananas and make banana foster with them. I woke up halfway through making the banana foster and remember being so disappointed.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
What was The First Post

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




260 million posts, and that was the very first time any of them were about banana foster

the best is yet to come folks

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

What was The First Post

I'm gay

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Are any of them good?

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Do you guys remember DPPH used to have an "identify the porno for me" thread where people would post "so there's one with a guy railing a cheerleader over a banister, he's wearing a stocking cap and the lady is blonde, id love to see it again" and someone would reply "oh yeah thats 'after school lessons 9', the scene you are describing is between Dick Buttfer and Liza Lover before she got implants"

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Do you guys remember DPPH used to have an "identify the porno for me" thread where people would post "so there's one with a guy railing a cheerleader over a banister, he's wearing a stocking cap and the lady is blonde, id love to see it again" and someone would reply "oh yeah thats 'after school lessons 9', the scene you are describing is between Dick Buttfer and Liza Lover before she got implants"

My only experience with dpph or whatever scraps survived via gassed threads is 20 goons asking people to help them pirate pornos in 6 letter sentences and then getting banned 5 minutes later.

Abisteen
Sep 30, 2005

Oh my God what the fuck am I?

GABA ghoul posted:

Are any of them good?

185,671,489 was a banger of a post

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Big fan of 69,420 myself

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Last night I had a dream I invented a time machine that looked like a really tiny orblike submersible vehicle. It was really small, like came up to my knees. Anyway I was somehow able to fit inside of it, and I went to the future and the submersible and me were floating on top of a vast never ending ocean, but there was a glowing city on top of the ocean that was all neon and cars and people walking, it was very futuristic looking, but there weren't any super tall buildings or anything. So a squad of people found me walking the street and were giving me a tour of the city and poo poo, and everything was mindblowing, extremely future stuff, like flying cars and crazy rear end computer screens on everything and like newspapers that had moving images, but the crazy part is that they genetically engineered all the food to taste amazing, and I found a big rear end bunch of bananas and ate them and they were the best bananas ever.
What ended up happening is they asked me what the last thing I wanted to see was before I time travelled elsewhere, and I said I wanted to take the bananas and make banana foster with them. I woke up halfway through making the banana foster and remember being so disappointed.

drat man, genuinely sorry you missed out on that dream future hyper bananas foster

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Do you guys remember DPPH used to have an "identify the porno for me" thread where people would post "so there's one with a guy railing a cheerleader over a banister, he's wearing a stocking cap and the lady is blonde, id love to see it again" and someone would reply "oh yeah thats 'after school lessons 9', the scene you are describing is between Dick Buttfer and Liza Lover before she got implants"

I'm almost scared to ask what DPPH stands for. But tell me anyway.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
what will you post for the 270 million post

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Valko posted:

I'm almost scared to ask what DPPH stands for. But tell me anyway.

Don't Post Porn Here

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

somethingawful used to be the best torrent tracker on the fuckin internet

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

EorayMel posted:

Don't Post Porn Here

That seems counter-intuitive to post porn in the "Don't Post Porn Here" forum.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Jesus this is my bf's response to anything. Had to double check the username to make sure it wasn't.
Where'd you put x? I ate it.
I can't find x. I ate it.
Hand him literally anything? Pretends to eat it.

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SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

and not a single good one!

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