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:260 million post snypa: hows everyone doing today, anyone want this a gangtag or av? I still have jeffbux from the lowtax ban 
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looks like the 534,506,297th post to me https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?action=showpost&postid=534506297
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Sep 11, 2023 19:44
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What did Jeffery do with the other 274,506,298 posts??
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Sep 11, 2023 19:46
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Sophy Wackles posted:What did Jeffery do with the other 274,506,298 posts?? Ate them.
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Sep 11, 2023 19:49
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Sophy Wackles posted:What did Jeffery do with the other 274,506,298 posts?? They are/were probably in the deleted subforums like DPPH
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Sep 11, 2023 19:50
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EorayMel posted:They are/were probably in the deleted subforums like DPPH lol yeah there's a crazy huge amount of poo poo that has just disappeared from this site in 23 years
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Sep 11, 2023 19:52
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Last night I had a dream I invented a time machine that looked like a really tiny orblike submersible vehicle. It was really small, like came up to my knees. Anyway I was somehow able to fit inside of it, and I went to the future and the submersible and me were floating on top of a vast never ending ocean, but there was a glowing city on top of the ocean that was all neon and cars and people walking, it was very futuristic looking, but there weren't any super tall buildings or anything. So a squad of people found me walking the street and were giving me a tour of the city and poo poo, and everything was mindblowing, extremely future stuff, like flying cars and crazy rear end computer screens on everything and like newspapers that had moving images, but the crazy part is that they genetically engineered all the food to taste amazing, and I found a big rear end bunch of bananas and ate them and they were the best bananas ever. What ended up happening is they asked me what the last thing I wanted to see was before I time travelled elsewhere, and I said I wanted to take the bananas and make banana foster with them. I woke up halfway through making the banana foster and remember being so disappointed.
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Sep 11, 2023 20:10
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What was The First Post
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Sep 11, 2023 20:15
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260 million posts, and that was the very first time any of them were about banana foster the best is yet to come folks
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Sep 11, 2023 20:15
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:What was The First Post I'm gay
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Sep 11, 2023 20:16
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Are any of them good?
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Sep 11, 2023 20:16
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Do you guys remember DPPH used to have an "identify the porno for me" thread where people would post "so there's one with a guy railing a cheerleader over a banister, he's wearing a stocking cap and the lady is blonde, id love to see it again" and someone would reply "oh yeah thats 'after school lessons 9', the scene you are describing is between Dick Buttfer and Liza Lover before she got implants"
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Sep 11, 2023 20:17
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Do you guys remember DPPH used to have an "identify the porno for me" thread where people would post "so there's one with a guy railing a cheerleader over a banister, he's wearing a stocking cap and the lady is blonde, id love to see it again" and someone would reply "oh yeah thats 'after school lessons 9', the scene you are describing is between Dick Buttfer and Liza Lover before she got implants" My only experience with dpph or whatever scraps survived via gassed threads is 20 goons asking people to help them pirate pornos in 6 letter sentences and then getting banned 5 minutes later.
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Sep 11, 2023 20:19
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GABA ghoul posted:Are any of them good? 185,671,489 was a banger of a post
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Sep 11, 2023 20:19
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Big fan of 69,420 myself
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Sep 11, 2023 20:22
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Last night I had a dream I invented a time machine that looked like a really tiny orblike submersible vehicle. It was really small, like came up to my knees. Anyway I was somehow able to fit inside of it, and I went to the future and the submersible and me were floating on top of a vast never ending ocean, but there was a glowing city on top of the ocean that was all neon and cars and people walking, it was very futuristic looking, but there weren't any super tall buildings or anything. So a squad of people found me walking the street and were giving me a tour of the city and poo poo, and everything was mindblowing, extremely future stuff, like flying cars and crazy rear end computer screens on everything and like newspapers that had moving images, but the crazy part is that they genetically engineered all the food to taste amazing, and I found a big rear end bunch of bananas and ate them and they were the best bananas ever. drat man, genuinely sorry you missed out on that dream future hyper bananas foster
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Sep 11, 2023 20:24
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Do you guys remember DPPH used to have an "identify the porno for me" thread where people would post "so there's one with a guy railing a cheerleader over a banister, he's wearing a stocking cap and the lady is blonde, id love to see it again" and someone would reply "oh yeah thats 'after school lessons 9', the scene you are describing is between Dick Buttfer and Liza Lover before she got implants" I'm almost scared to ask what DPPH stands for. But tell me anyway.
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Sep 11, 2023 20:28
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what will you post for the 270 million post
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Sep 11, 2023 20:31
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Valko posted:I'm almost scared to ask what DPPH stands for. But tell me anyway. Don't Post Porn Here
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Sep 11, 2023 20:33
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somethingawful used to be the best torrent tracker on the fuckin internet
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Sep 11, 2023 20:37
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EorayMel posted:Don't Post Porn Here That seems counter-intuitive to post porn in the "Don't Post Porn Here" forum.
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Sep 11, 2023 20:38
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Ate them. Jesus this is my bf's response to anything. Had to double check the username to make sure it wasn't. Where'd you put x? I ate it. I can't find x. I ate it. Hand him literally anything? Pretends to eat it.
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and not a single good one!
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