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I am at a tech conference in Las Vegas tonight. A minute ago I pocketed a whole tin of altoids,
AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Sep 13, 2023 |
# ? Sep 13, 2023 07:26 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:26 |
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sorry thread is unlocked I just noticed I hit that button
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 07:51 |
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What flavour?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 07:52 |
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Mob pressure prevails again
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 07:52 |
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I just accidentally a whole Altoids tin
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 07:52 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:What flavour? Wintergreen, blue
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 07:53 |
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not on my watch
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 07:53 |
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good imo
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 07:55 |
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Might as well turn yourself into the police OP.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 07:56 |
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What’s the tech topic, certs?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 07:58 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Wintergreen, blue Wrong! The flavour is crime!
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 08:00 |
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son of the bitch..
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 08:09 |
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How many of the ill-gotten altoids have you eaten so far
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 08:13 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:sorry thread is unlocked I just noticed I hit that button Went to a tech expo. Can't navigate basic internet without clicking the wrong buttons.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 08:15 |
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After you greedily consume your illegal mints use the tin to discretely store illegal drugs.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 08:20 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Wintergreen Gross, super gross
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 08:22 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Wintergreen, blue "If you're gonna pocket a tin of Altoids, might as well steal one they're not gonna miss" - AARD VARKMAN, Altoids thief
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 08:35 |
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are they really tin, or are they aluminum these days?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 08:43 |
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i couldn't find an answer about whether it's tin or not from a quick google search aard varkman, think you'll have time while you're in vegas to swing by a metallurgist's shop and get it tested?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 08:48 |
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I wonder how many of those things could fit in a person's rear end.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 08:48 |
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Bad Purchase posted:i couldn't find an answer about whether it's tin or not from a quick google search Take it to Rick Harrison I bet he's got a guy
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 08:56 |
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 08:59 |
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Do they make sparks when you crunch them between your teeth like Wint-O-green Lifesavers?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 09:06 |
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Can I get AP on walkie?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 11:03 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Went to a tech expo. Can't navigate basic internet without clicking the wrong buttons. if you can use the tech at home already, you don't really need to go see it expo'd
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 11:10 |
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mycrimes.txt
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 11:50 |
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They only care if you go back for seconds
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 11:56 |
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are the mods paid so little here that they have to steal to feed their families nutritious altoids?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 12:59 |
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Is there no end to your crimes?!
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 13:03 |
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can someone photo shop the ops av into a les mis poster
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 13:06 |
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I have reported this post to the FBI and I encourage everyone else to do the same
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 13:13 |
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This is some real sick poo poo op
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 14:16 |
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Can't wait to read your "convict released from prison" thread, op.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 14:26 |
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Smugworth posted:I have reported this post to the FBI and I encourage everyone else to do the same i tried to but the thread was locked. the perfect crime...
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 14:28 |
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How much could a tin of Altoids cost, ten dollars?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 14:30 |
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Luvcow posted:can someone photo shop the ops av into a les mis poster
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 14:39 |
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Request to change OP's name to Prisoner 24601.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 14:42 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Wintergreen, blue Do not refer to these as mints. Wintergreen is in a totally unrelated family of herbs and shrubs that includes blueberries and cranberries.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 14:59 |
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stop! thief!
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 15:00 |
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that's the stuff right there, ty
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 15:02 |