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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I am at a tech conference in Las Vegas tonight. A minute ago I pocketed a whole tin of altoids,

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Sep 13, 2023

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
sorry thread is unlocked I just noticed I hit that button

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
What flavour?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Mob pressure prevails again :smug:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I just accidentally a whole Altoids tin

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Wintergreen, blue

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

not on my watch

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

good imo

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Might as well turn yourself into the police OP.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
What’s the tech topic, certs? :smugbert:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Wintergreen, blue

Wrong! The flavour is crime! :owned:

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

son of the bitch..

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

How many of the ill-gotten altoids have you eaten so far

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


AARD VARKMAN posted:

sorry thread is unlocked I just noticed I hit that button

Went to a tech expo. Can't navigate basic internet without clicking the wrong buttons.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

After you greedily consume your illegal mints use the tin to discretely store illegal drugs.

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin

Gross, super gross

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Wintergreen, blue

"If you're gonna pocket a tin of Altoids, might as well steal one they're not gonna miss"

- AARD VARKMAN, Altoids thief

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




are they really tin, or are they aluminum these days?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i couldn't find an answer about whether it's tin or not from a quick google search

aard varkman, think you'll have time while you're in vegas to swing by a metallurgist's shop and get it tested?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I wonder how many of those things could fit in a person's rear end.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

i couldn't find an answer about whether it's tin or not from a quick google search

aard varkman, think you'll have time while you're in vegas to swing by a metallurgist's shop and get it tested?

Take it to Rick Harrison I bet he's got a guy

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

raspurtin
Apr 18, 2005

Do they make sparks when you crunch them between your teeth like Wint-O-green Lifesavers?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Can I get AP on walkie?

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Went to a tech expo. Can't navigate basic internet without clicking the wrong buttons.

if you can use the tech at home already, you don't really need to go see it expo'd

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



mycrimes.txt

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

They only care if you go back for seconds

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
are the mods paid so little here that they have to steal to feed their families nutritious altoids?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Is there no end to your crimes?!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
can someone photo shop the ops av into a les mis poster

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I have reported this post to the FBI and I encourage everyone else to do the same

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
This is some real sick poo poo op

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Can't wait to read your "convict released from prison" thread, op.

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Smugworth posted:

I have reported this post to the FBI and I encourage everyone else to do the same

i tried to but the thread was locked. the perfect crime...

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
How much could a tin of Altoids cost, ten dollars?

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Luvcow posted:

can someone photo shop the ops av into a les mis poster

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Request to change OP's name to Prisoner 24601.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Wintergreen, blue

Do not refer to these as mints.

Wintergreen is in a totally unrelated family of herbs and shrubs that includes blueberries and cranberries.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
stop! thief!

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

:love: that's the stuff right there, ty

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