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Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Not that I need it, just like, what's the point of an old guy with a semi? Like shouldn't a grown man take a full dose if he needs it? :thunk:

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I chew

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

you know how old folks always takin baby aspirin? this is baby viagra. same deal.

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004

Buce posted:

you know how old folks always takin baby aspirin? this is baby viagra. same deal.

baby viagra?!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's so you can look like you got a nice package at the gym or the beach without having a full on boner and looking like a total pervert OP.

It's just advertising without offering the full package.

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Buce posted:

you know how old folks always takin baby aspirin? this is baby viagra. same deal.

I thought the reservoir huggies were so people didn't have to change their kids diaper as often. Like they could just let it sit in there for a while. :thunk:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Clammy B and the Dick Pills Three

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I snort ground up viagra mixed with Colombian cocaine off a clown's boner every other night OP

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


they all seem to operate on predatory subscription services, id avoid them at all costs tbh.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5EgDRCmRn0

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
If you got fifteen minutes I can show you how to make $2,000, $10,000 UP TO $40,000 a month of PASSIVE INCOME with Low Dose Viagra Websites from the comfort of your own home!!

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Man it's funny too because, a lot of these commercials that people thought they were only broadcasting to local "test markets" :airquote: are actually being broadcast nationally. Really makes ya think.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Low dose Viagra is for guys with chodes.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
It’s a good user name but not a good product. Give me maximum boner.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Stick with getting horse testosterone from a dodgy Bolivian website.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I think it's funny that I reached the age where my dick doesn't rule my world and there's legit guys who play for pills to get that back.

I really don't care that there's a bunch of guys out there having more sex than me and this is supposed to be a problem?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
full dose viagra makes old peoples hearts explode I guess.

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
I've taken viagra. It made my face really red and I felt hot. I didn't need it, but I'm a sucker for testing new things so, lol

It made my cock harder than usual. Like, I had no issues getting hard before, but this made my erection somehow even harder. I achieved a new level of hardness I didn't know of. I understand now why some porn performers use it

It also made my nose feel stuffed. Weird stuff

Collapsing Farts fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Sep 15, 2023

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Chugging a pill bottle of low dose Viagra then diving around like Max Payne

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Just use safe and effective gas station boner pills

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Regular dose Viagra is too much for my tiny penis

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Poohs Packin posted:

Regular dose Viagra is too much for my tiny penis

A full dose explodes the penis.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

EorayMel posted:

I snort ground up viagra mixed with Colombian cocaine off a clown's boner every other night OP

You must be flexible to get your nose that close to your dick!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Taking my month's supply of chewable manchild Viagra and jackhammering the cement foundation of my house in a frustrated rage.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i feel as if the result of taking low dose viagra regularly would be your body adapts to it and you stop chubbin' 24/7 or whatever and then you either go on a regular dose or stop taking it so you have no chub at all. seems kind of futile especially now that modern medicine has invented the wonder of the penile implant (which is totally safe please ignore any articles to the contrary)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Call me when they have viagra gummies

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Call me when they have viagra gummies

A quick google search has informed me that sketchy off-brand-viagra gummies do exist.
This aught to really gently caress up my ad profile on a server somewhere.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

J/K I only take E. HONDA brand dick pills.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Grey Cat posted:

A quick google search has informed me that sketchy off-brand-viagra gummies do exist.
This aught to really gently caress up my ad profile on a server somewhere.

If they aren’t in the shape of little penii it’s a massive fail on the part of the manufacturer.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Poohs Packin posted:

J/K I only take E. HONDA brand dick pills.

*gets slapped by dick 100 times*

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

If they aren’t in the shape of little penii it’s a massive fail on the part of the manufacturer.

Woah woah, penises in MY HYPER MASCULINE MAN HARDX VIRILITY SUPPLEMENT GUMMIES? That's over the line.

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

Buce posted:

you know how old folks always takin baby aspirin? this is baby viagra. same deal.

watch out with that
I've seen too many people start off with baby asprins every day thinking it's all fun and games and they can quit any time they want, soon they're stealing and conniving, trading sexual favors, anything for a little Bayer

last I saw my mans he was living in the park chewing on willow bark for a little relief
my other homie switched over to jesiuts powder and gin as a crutch

atomicpile
Nov 7, 2009

I’m confused. Is viewing the aforementioned websites the same as a low dose of viagra? How does this differ from porn?

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
if you're under 5 inches you only need low dose viagra. otherwise the tip will burst like a zit

e: it appears that someone was already thinking along these lines. i think we both read the same healthline.com article

nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Sep 16, 2023

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I cant fit a full dose tablet in there, so this is convenient for me.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

nice obelisk idiot posted:

if you're under 5 inches you only need low dose viagra. otherwise the tip will burst like a zit


It actually blooms like a flower. Some people appreciate the extra sensitivity, but you do it too much, and your urethra will hang like sleeve of wizard.

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Someone take bluechew and post your boner

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