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Wizard Master posted:Have you guys heard about this? Apparently the UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak Forget the dogs, have we checked this morning if this guy is in charge still or if it’s been passed to someone else yet. Even as a Brit I haven’t bothered learning his name yet as the second I do he’ll just resign.
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I think you should learn his name so he resigns faster
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Sep 16, 2023 17:49
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They look creepy to me. I don't like their giant mouths,
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Sep 16, 2023 18:04
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r u ready to WALK posted:I think you should learn his name so he resigns faster I retained it for around 15 minutes, a new record. It doesn’t help that earlier I was convinced that Vanessa Mae was the previous PM, mind.
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Sep 16, 2023 18:09
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John Major is still alive. Bring back a classic Tory.
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Sep 16, 2023 18:11
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Suella Braverman is the Prime Minister to save the UK from this canine menace. Just to be sure, she’d ban all dogs. And she’d personally visit every house in the country to oversee the great culling, armed with her own special hammer.
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Sep 16, 2023 21:50
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Nooner posted:Why would you get any other type of dog when pugs exist?  pugs own
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Sep 16, 2023 21:56
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Imo there are too many dumbshit dog owners and they should have their dogs taken away from them and given a more annoying pet like a parrot as punishment.
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Sep 16, 2023 22:08
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not bad pets, but bad pet owners. watch out for my wiener dog he's got a bite btw LOL
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bossy lady posted:Imo there are too many dumbshit dog owners and they should have their dogs taken away from them and given a more annoying pet like a parrot as punishment. please don't do this to parrots
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Sep 16, 2023 22:18
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cumpantry posted:not bad pets, but bad pet owners. watch out for my wiener dog he's got a bite btw LOL A jack russell bite the hell out of me when I tried to help his owner get back his wheelchair one time
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Sep 16, 2023 22:19
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I. M. Gei posted:
poor little bastards are brachycephalic tho and can’t really breathe
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Sep 16, 2023 22:20
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git apologist posted:poor little bastards are brachycephalic tho and can’t really breathe my niece's pug can't run or it'll faint pugs shouldn't exist
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Sep 16, 2023 22:52
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Pimpcasso posted:A jack russell bite the hell out of me when I tried to help his owner get back his wheelchair one time And because his breed wasn’t engineered over generations to eat toddlers he probably did superficial damage at best.
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Sep 16, 2023 22:55
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Pugs look like somebody tried beating them to death with a shovel and didn't have the decency to finish the job.
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Saltpowered posted:And because his breed wasn’t engineered over generations to eat toddlers he probably did superficial damage at best. No I died
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Sep 16, 2023 22:58
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If a pomerainian decides to have a go, at best you get annoyed, at worst you need stitches. If a 70 kilo fighting dog, inbred from a terminally insane pitbull named "killer combi", which routinely tries to fight anything smaller than a nissan micra decides to have a go, at best you need the ICU, at worst you need a coffin.
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Sep 16, 2023 23:20
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Sounds like you need a good guy with an assault dog to dogfight the bad dog
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Sep 16, 2023 23:42
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I give every dog I meet the stone cold stunner automatically to show im the alpha at this panera bread
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Sep 16, 2023 23:49
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Oh no now I won't be able to get a pit bull at some indeterminate point in the future, this is literally hitler
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Toxic Mental posted:Oh no now I won't be able to get a pit bull at some indeterminate point in the future, this is literally hitler 
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What is even the point of owning a dog that doesn’t randomly murder any living thing it comes across when taken for a walk?
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Drone_Fragger posted:If a pomerainian decides to have a go, at best you get annoyed, at worst you need stitches. If a 70 kilo fighting dog, inbred from a terminally insane pitbull named "killer combi", which routinely tries to fight anything smaller than a nissan micra decides to have a go, at best you need the ICU, at worst you need a coffin. A Pomeranian bit me on the lips. I was down at its level making kissy faces and the fucker clamped down. Lips were swollen a bit for a day or two, but that was the extent of it. Years later I got a pit mix named Diesel and it bit my cock and balls off
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Sep 17, 2023 00:56
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Luckily my cock and balls are huge so it choked to death on them
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dervival posted:so, when the same loving cunts that abuse dogs just switch to Rottweilers or something similar later in the decade we'll just ban that too, aye? A dog that can be physically overpowered by a single average adult woman is a pet, any larger or stronger than that is a regulated work animal that requires licensing and approval
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Sep 17, 2023 01:26
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How many toddlers need to be in a swarm for it to graduate from pet to regulated work animal?
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Sep 17, 2023 01:32
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im gonna raise an entire flock of hounds and send 'em at the president
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Luckily my cock and balls are huge so it choked to death on them *were huge
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maybealabia posted:*were huge he got em back. made a weird *pop* sound
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Sep 17, 2023 02:06
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So apparently, they are specifically banning the breed "American Bully XL", the "XL" standing for "Extra Large" I take it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Bully#XL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Bully#In_the_United_Kingdom
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typical, the g man bans the american bully while turning a blind eye to the much more dangerous PistenBully well it’s still out there, mulching celebrities left and right
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dervival posted:so, when the same loving cunts that abuse dogs just switch to Rottweilers or something similar later in the decade we'll just ban that too, aye? Yes
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Sophy Wackles posted:What is even the point of owning a dog that doesn’t randomly murder any living thing it comes across when taken for a walk? it's as useless as cement that crumbles and destroys the buildings that are built with it (like UK hospitals and schools).
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:A Pomeranian bit me on the lips. I was down at its level making kissy faces and the fucker clamped down. Lips were swollen a bit for a day or two, but that was the extent of it. Years later I got a pit mix named Diesel and it bit my cock and balls off condolences on the cock and balls, op
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Bula Vinaka posted:So apparently, they are specifically banning the breed "American Bully XL", the "XL" standing for "Extra Large" I take it. Instead I am going to get an American Bully XXX. The “XXX” stands for “Triple X”. It’s a cool dog with attitude that uses its extreme sports skills in its part time job as a super-spy. It’s also completely bald.
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Sep 17, 2023 13:34
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Each X contains three smaller Xs that were eaten at the playground
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If it was up to dog charities in the UK, lil' Nannyripper and Holocausta would be allowed to eat three toddlers in the park before they are issued with a 50 quid fine and given a two week banning order.
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Saltpowered posted:I’ve always found the cognitive dissonance of anti-gun leftist pitbull owners/advocates to be amusing. Do you meet these people often? I'd just try to avoid them tbh
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This lawyer in Nevada doesn't sound like he agrees very much with the ban... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM9IpIQz1GM
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Drone_Fragger posted:If it was up to dog charities in the UK, lil' Nannyripper and Holocausta would be allowed to eat three toddlers in the park before they are issued with a 50 quid fine and given a two week banning order. High quality dog food is expensive and there’s currently a cost of living crisis. Toddlers are tasty, nutritious snacks that are ideal for a growing pooch. I just wish Tesco would do an own brand version.
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