Would James Bond be good at Goldeneye 64?

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I think Pierce Brosnan's Bond seemed good at video games, he'd be like "never played this before" and own you with poo poo eating smirk.

Connery's Bond would lose straight away but be really classy about it like "Well, congratulations, Mr. Bloefeld." Then later he'd gently caress your wife.

Not sure about the rest of them

# ? Sep 17, 2023 20:22

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Daniel Craig would beat you in Goldeneye but he would not get any enjoyment out of it at all

# ? Sep 17, 2023 21:26

FreshCutFries

q explaining to bond how to hold the controller

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:12

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They would all play 007 Racing for like 4 minutes and swear off video games for life.

I am a patient they.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 23:14

Escape From Noise

Danial Craig noticeably grimacing as you destroy his balls in game and irl before coming from behind near the end of the round to utterly annihilate you, screaming in anguish about how "Oddjob is for noobs!" the entire time.

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# ? Sep 18, 2023 07:23

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

i think james bond woiod simply play donkey Kong 64 multiplayer indsteaad

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# ? Sep 18, 2023 07:29

Goons Are Gifts

"how do I press B?" Bond asks a question no one can answer, silence fills the room

# ? Sep 18, 2023 07:49

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

bond, staring at the N64 controller, bewildered: whatthe gently caress why are there THREE PLACES FOR MY HANDS

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# ? Sep 18, 2023 07:51

FutonForensic

Roger Moore Bond played Pong on Atari once, failed immediately, and said "wild stuff, wild stuff"

# ? Sep 18, 2023 14:29

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# ? Sep 18, 2023 23:21

FreshCutFries

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Sep 18, 2023 23:33

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Sep 18, 2023 23:37

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Speaking of 90's James Bond, I just discovered Oddjob as portrayed in the 1991 cartoon "James Bond, Jr.":

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# ? Sep 19, 2023 01:08

Wertjoe

Q: Don't worry James, your controller is actually linked to my nephew, "xX_Masta_W33d_Ripper_Xx". His KDR is good enough to pwn that noob, if I do say so myself. For Queen and Country 007.

Later while trying to fit in at an MLG event hosted by Dr. Fatal1ty

James: Yes ill have a, errr uh, bawlz martini. Shaken not stirred.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 04:36

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# ? Sep 19, 2023 17:03

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i think the older james bondes would def be saying gamer words

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# ? Sep 19, 2023 17:04

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Nosfereefer posted:

i think the older james bondes would def be saying gamer words

they don't know they're gamer words, but they're probly sayin em anyway

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# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:45

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FutonForensic posted:

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he would have an immediate guilt trip in the first mission and end up not finishing the job op

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