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It's Sunday Night Football! We have the New England patriots led by QB goober Mac Jones!  Vs Tua Tagovailoa and the Miami Dolphins!  See! An ancient coach continuing to work his job out of spite! See! Tyreek Hill, the worst human being on earth at his speed! Is it finally time for the Dolphins to reach onto land and take their revenge on land mammals for he destruction wrought on their habitat? Will this game be the way they wreak their terrible revenge? Can Mac Jones improve, or is his ceiling Daniel Jones? Can a man be a cheetah and a dolphin at the same time? All these questions will be asked tonight, on Sunday! Night! Football!
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gently caress the Patriots
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Sep 18, 2023 00:25
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if the game is going well I will stay up and make fun of the pats if the game is going poorly I will just go to sleep
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Sep 18, 2023 00:26
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Are we sure Mac Jones and Daniel Jones aren't clones of the same doofus white guy?
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Sep 18, 2023 00:37
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somebody tell nbc br*dy retired
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Sep 18, 2023 00:38
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fartknocker posted:gently caress the Patriots 
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Sep 18, 2023 00:47
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i feel bad for dolphins fans, tonight they're gonna realize they struggled to beat an 0-2 team and got killed by a team starting mac jones
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Sep 18, 2023 00:51
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fartknocker posted:gently caress the Patriots
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Sep 18, 2023 00:52
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No J Jones is tough vs Tyreek, still feeling good though. Should be a lot of fun.
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Sep 18, 2023 00:55
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fartknocker posted:gently caress the Patriots 
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Sep 18, 2023 00:56
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gently caress the Miami Dolphins bitch
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Sep 18, 2023 00:57
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fartknocker posted:gently caress the Patriots Agreed But I hope they win tonight
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Sep 18, 2023 01:00
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fsif posted:Agreed 2-0 Pats, both Tua and Mac throw a gajillion INTs each
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Sep 18, 2023 01:01
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Both teams down their starting LT's, coooolllll 
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Sep 18, 2023 01:03
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excited to root for my favorite team, the Miami Dolphins
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Sep 18, 2023 01:08
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How can a dolphin even hold a football? No way they can win.
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Sep 18, 2023 01:09
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Berry picked the Dolphins, sorry Dolfans but it's Joever
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Sep 18, 2023 01:12
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https://twitter.com/TeamCharleston/status/1703523385475534968 in other news, we lost an f-35 today, just cant find it
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Sep 18, 2023 01:12
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bean mom posted:https://twitter.com/TeamCharleston/status/1703523385475534968 in other news, we lost an f-35 today, just cant find it it probably got wet and dissolved
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Sep 18, 2023 01:13
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bean mom posted:https://twitter.com/TeamCharleston/status/1703523385475534968 in other news, we lost an f-35 today, just cant find it Oh, thats why there's an F-35 parked in my driveway!
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Sep 18, 2023 01:14
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I'm here to watch this garbage.
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Sep 18, 2023 01:14
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The Dolphins and the Pats Play some ball for a clown.
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Sep 18, 2023 01:14
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mike gesicki revenge game??
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Sep 18, 2023 01:14
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gently caress T*m Br*dy
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Sep 18, 2023 01:15
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wearing those loser uniforms may it be 1990 forever
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Sep 18, 2023 01:15
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Elephanthead posted:How can a dolphin even hold a football? No way they can win. If they could train a dolphin to kill the president they can train a dolphin to do anything
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Sep 18, 2023 01:19
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tawmy
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Sep 18, 2023 01:20
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shut the gently caress up about brady he retired bitch
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Sep 18, 2023 01:20
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Space Jam posted:shut the gently caress up about brady he retired bitch
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Sep 18, 2023 01:20
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We will never be free of video packages fellating brady
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Sep 18, 2023 01:21
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Elephanthead posted:How can a dolphin even hold a football? No way they can win. In the mouth and on the nose
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Sep 18, 2023 01:21
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Black Lighter posted:If they could train a dolphin to kill the president they can train a dolphin to do anything How you train a murder dolphin by accident tho?
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Sep 18, 2023 01:21
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Black Lighter posted:If they could train a dolphin to kill the president they can train a dolphin to do anything
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Sep 18, 2023 01:21
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This boston accent tribute makes me want to bahf
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Sep 18, 2023 01:22
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tua was doubtful, but doctor goodell says he’s good to go
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Sep 18, 2023 01:22
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Black Lighter posted:If they could train a dolphin to kill the president they can train a dolphin to do anything I was once gifted this movie on VHS by some random friend of my parents when I was like 9 years old. I guess they knew I liked movies? I tried to watch it once but I just got extremely confused and turned it off.
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Sep 18, 2023 01:22
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I'm the medical expert who advised tua that he's fine
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Sep 18, 2023 01:22
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Oof man I know I just said I'm rooting for the Pats but seeing Kenny Chesney ring that drat bell and the prospect of an electric Foxborough…
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Sep 18, 2023 01:23
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Patriots throwbacks are cool. I still hope they lose.CapnAndy posted:We will never be free of video packages fellating brady we will be once he's been tried and convicted of his crimes against humanity at the Hauge
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Hes started jiu jitsu, hes wearing a new helmet, hes boofing nano bubbles, and listening to dolphins mating. Truly no expense has been spared
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