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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What kind of snoring is best ?
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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


 I do enjoy a good honk shoo honk shoo


But am also a big fan of honk meemeemeeemeee

How about y’all?

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Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
 Distant

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Mine.

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAa-394U4zc

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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
----~Soft kitty rumbles~----8<---

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Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)
HHHWWWWHEEEEEEEE, BRRRBBBBBRRRRRRRBBBRRRR, *snort*

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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


 I like in the cartoons when they have a thought bubble with a log getting sawed

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


 SNRRRRRRRRTTTTTT.... weeweeweeweewee ... SNRRRRRRRRTTTTTT.... weeweeweeweewee

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Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

 none

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Apparently I snore like a motherfucker, but I'd never know cuz I'm asleep.

I also throw hands when I dream.

If you don't like it get out of my bed :argh:

Treecko fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Sep 18, 2023

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Monstaland
Sep 23, 2003

 The last one, just before death occurs

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Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
 The kind your mom does on my chest after we knock boots, op.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Wilkins Micawber posted:

----~Soft kitty rumbles~----8<---

Oh, god. I forgot the kitty rumbles.
Pet snoring is pretty delightful all around.

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Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
 a little cat wheezing

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Pladdicus posted:

a little cat wheezing

That "Snhh-gh-gh-GH!" followed by a long sigh and toe stretches.

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Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
 Straight piped snoring, where you breathe in through your mouth then out your rear end and the sheets puff up just a little, OP.

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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

ARMBAR A COP posted:

I do enjoy a good honk shoo honk shoo


But am also a big fan of honk meemeemeeemeee

How about y’all?

I'm not sure either of these really even exist, so are we talking about movie/cartoon snores or actual?

I had a friend growing up who wouldn't snore, he'd just breathe really verbally and loudly. He'd be like, *deep breath*, "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89GuSVcFkMQ&t=71s

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

SNRRRRRRRRTTTTTT.... weeweeweeweewee ... SNRRRRRRRRTTTTTT.... weeweeweeweewee

if you say this isnt your favorite snore youre in denial.

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The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 nnnnnnngh nnnnnnnnnnngh isn't bad.

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Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

 The dog's snoring because its :3: instead of :mad:


He loving loud though, I can hear him through a couple of walls

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JustCallMeDC
Aug 12, 2023

Obey the Lamb
Obey the Lamb
Obey the Lamb
NONE

My dad has really bad snoring and everyone struggles to sleep whenever we go on a vacation.

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blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Horace Kinch posted:

none

this is the correct answer.

ALmost everytime I've snored, I end up waking myself up.

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covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

 *WHEEEEEEEE* -minutes of silence- *SSHHHCHHOORRRPGAHPGAGAGAHPEEEEEEH*

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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

covidstomper58 posted:

*WHEEEEEEEE* -minutes of silence- *SSHHHCHHOORRRPGAHPGAGAGAHPEEEEEEH*

This is good

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


 I don't snore.
But every night before bed I pretend to fall asleep instantly and go "honk shoo honk shoo"

Sometimes I mix it up and do a "shmimimimimimimi"

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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Snokk Kee Quack Quack

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almost1337
Jun 14, 2013

The male likpatons turn around the nucleus formed of female boobons and neutral bolsterons
The kind which no longer exists because the snore-er got a CPAP.

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005

Grey Cat posted:

I don't snore.
But every night before bed I pretend to fall asleep instantly and go "honk shoo honk shoo"

Sometimes I mix it up and do a "shmimimimimimimi"

honk shoo abaolutely a classic.

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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


 https://youtu.be/yY4yTlR1ksQ?si=Q92k0RYwAFMxO4Cb

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Honk shoo for sure

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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


 https://youtu.be/dNr7nXvntO8?si=d_RES_jvwcu-1yMP

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

 get a cpap op

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

almost1337 posted:

The kind which no longer exists because the snore-er got a CPAP.


git apologist posted:

get a cpap op
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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I'm about positive that all the favorite snores noted in this thread are from Sesame Street.

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

 people really out here having outrageously ripping snores, gasping for air in their sleep, and interrupting breatjing constantly pretending they don't need a cpap and its normal to be tired from poo poo sleep all the time. same energy as boomers pretending they dont need glasses and squint their way thru everything in life. smdh

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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I'm a side/front sleeper by default and I don't snore in those positions but when I sleep on my back I snore.

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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


 i don’t snore because I’m a very healthy person aside from crippling brain problems

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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


 Also I’m not fat so I don’t get the fat snores

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