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And another thing, he doesn't need a new pair of shoes at all!
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Scratch Monkey posted:Kevin McCarthy ousted as US House speaker by hard-right Republicans lol, it's going to be Kevin McCarthy again. HelloIAmYourHeart posted:In 1994, German publisher Heyne lost the rights to publish their translations of Terry Pratchett's work. Why? Because they inserted an ad for loving SOUP into the text. https://gmkeros.wordpress.com/2011/09/02/terry-pratchett-and-the-maggi-soup-adverts/ Totally get why it made him upset, but kinda hilarious.
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Oct 4, 2023 06:36
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Oh God, that water is doing absolutely nothing
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Statue busker uses a really simple technique to deal with a handsy kids Schadenawww
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I would not drive 3 hours to work. I'd drive 3 hours to work for an employer who would suck my dick from the back and eat my rear end from the front. Only fair to a boss who puts himself out there for his workers.
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Yeah that's just all of stand-up.
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Oct 14, 2023 20:14
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Eyy we got a walker here! 
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Oct 15, 2023 11:29
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On my phone, Youtube showed me two propaganda ads from the Israeli ministry of foreign affairs when I was trying to watch some cute animal video at the start of the week, they can cram their demand for me to watch them straight up their rear end.
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bad_fmr posted:Actually it is quite dangerous. They even made a public awareness documentary about it in the 90's, starring Ewan McGregor. Trainspotting is a gateway to the harder stuff, like Ewan McGregorspotting.
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Oct 24, 2023 11:51
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This would make a good first person dream logic horror game, where you have to pee but can't find the toilet despite following the signs.
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Oct 30, 2023 07:37
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Vlaphor posted:This could be kind of close, minus the need to pee. I'll contact the designer forthwith to recommend they put in the pee threat module, they're missing out on a goldmine.
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Took me a few loops to see what was happening here. Did a dog just shoot across the road? Did someone toss out a stuffed dog at an inopportune moment? No, doggo just seen too much Mission: Impossible.
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Happy Landfill posted:Maybe it's time to move to Vivaldi I did get the adblock warning on Vivaldi, after a few days' adless youtube viewing. Went back to Firefox with Ublock Origin, cache cleared and lists updated, and it's okay again. It's weird how they roll these things out. I started getting adblock warnings on my desktop PC, but have yet to see one on my laptop. Same browser, addons, Windows version, VPN...
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TACD posted:Wait the ape guys are still around? Lmao that’s got to be a pretty exclusive club at this point Just a buncha dudes, desperately telling each other their apes will be worth something, someday Salami Surgeon posted:So that's what Wesley Snipes was up to in Blade 3 I wouldn't open my eyes either. I just wouldn't!
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I really love seeing a video of an escalating fire filmed from a stationary point and just tapping the timeline at various points
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Violet_Sky posted:https://twitter.com/ahitposter/status/1721491507566596564 Mom, dad, I need money to go to Apefest. I'll pay you back! 200% guaranteed interest. Parents, crying: sure... whatever son, how long will you be gone?
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Persistence is key
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Jesus fuvking Christ aagh
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ChthonicMasturbatr posted:me holding a gun to ronald mcdonald: tell me the name of god you funhouse piece of poo poo Ronald: you should be. *all the lights go out*
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/briandstone__/status/1724614386541592670 I wish Musk's plans to become Mars Emperor of the chosen few wasn't pie in the sky boershit, because it'd rule if he took all the world's dumbest people with him into space and they all never came back.
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SubponticatePoster posted:I mean, that'd be the most likely scenario. Also fine!
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:"Dad! Dad! Dad! Watch me! Dad! I'm subverting the technology paradigm! I'm a disruptor! Dad, are you watching?" For a moment I thought the man leering at Cyberchilde was shirtless
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Sounds an awful lot to me like he tripped and fell on it to me. Coulda happened to anyone, and was clearly his own fault. He was no angel
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People, people, let's not argue. Kissinger is finally dead.
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Flint_Paper posted:Oh this is SPLENDID Maybe Musk can try to make an anti-woke car that will definitely target children and accidentally make the safest cars yet
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"GIVE ME BACK MY APE!!" - Mel Gibbon, Ransom (1996)
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Nenonen posted:I'm gonna pronpose to the girl of my dreams to watch some adult movies together Will you make me the fappiest man on Earth
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Soul Dentist posted:There was rum and stuff there but I distinctly remember prom drunk being the only time I consumed this product: I bet that tastes great coming back up
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Freudian slippers posted:Dude, really? Hey, on the plus side, maybe now it looks longer!
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Longer than you think, dad! Longer than you think!
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Gravid Topiary posted:that's why you're supposed to go through the little parts checklist at the front of the manual and make sure all blocks are present, that's the funnest part of lego anyways is the sorting That's what I scream in my nephew's face too, but still he just rips open the baggies clearly labeled 1, 2 and 3 and tosses them all together like a barbarian
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Mega Comrade posted:Atleast with goons I see the same trend. For me, games are the only one where I haven't hit the high seas again. There's probably a day coming where either a game storefront I use goes under, or one I have games on pulls some shenanigans that adamantly makes me go back to storing everything myself. But for now, Steam and GOG are convenient enough to keep me buying dozens of games I tell myself I'll one day play. Stuff like Netflix and Prime were really convenient short-term om offering you content you wanted to watch, but the apps and websites are infuriatingly clunkily designed and have little to no customization, probably because they would cause the average user to gently caress their own poo poo up more. Like on my TV, the Netflix app recently started playing stuff in the background with sound if I just pass over it, and I literally can't turn it off. You google the option to turn it off, and you find one, but it's not in my version of the app. *sighs, unsheathes VPN, clicks url to blank*
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Elias_Maluco posted:Kill all men What are you doing later, sweet cheeks
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Sekenr posted:I like how in the end, she is like "nope, I;m dead now". I read it more as "wow, I deserved way worse"
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Ror posted:THESE ARE NOT MADE lol
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I noticed because I have run into the same realization halfway through sawing pieces of wood many times 
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