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killer crane posted:Most undermount sinks are held on by silicone, little metal tabs, and the drain pipe. They sacrifice how much weight they can bear, and ease of cleaning for the aesthetic. Anyone who's using a plunger in a kitchen sink is an idiot in any case, just take apart the drain pipe underneath and unclog it, it'll actually solve the problem.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 01:43 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:28 |
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Takes No Damage posted:Legit one of the most dangerous animals in North America. People don't realize how big they are; a territorial male can squash a human with 0 effort. I can't really get my head around this. How many geese would be the danger equivalent of a single moose?
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 11:36 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's much much worse "attempting to remove the avocado pit with a knife" schad videos out there Yeah, I was absolutely worried whether I should watch the video at all. But I'm glad that I did. Incredible.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 11:15 |
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Maybe I'm a moron, but couldn't you just work a spoon under the pit and lever it out, rather than needing to risk your precious hands with sharp objects?
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 14:20 |
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https://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1706777915516715084 Content: Fox News tries to do a scare piece about "drug use! crime! you'll be mugged!" and interview people on the streets with the SCARY FACTS. No one buys it and the reporter eventually gets to a lady who just mocks him to his face and bullies him mercilessly for being a shithead.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 01:49 |
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That's incredible. I wonder just how many books they did something like that to.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 00:51 |
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https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-10-04/airbnb-guest-refuse-pay-leave-luxury-rental The short version: Rich doctor builds an addition to his house without getting it properly certified for occupancy and cuts some corners on it in general, rents it out as an AirBnB thing. The renter then refuses to leave, and cites that since the place isn't certified for occupancy, she doesn't have to pay rent, either. Local government agrees with her. Landlord tears occur, are very funny.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 18:29 |
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ekuNNN posted:Irish far-right streamer tries to interview an antifascist I was hoping for more slapping to ensue. Still funny, though.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 18:52 |
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https://www.dw.com/en/afd-leader-chrupalla-hospitalized-after-violent-incident/a-66998733quote:The far-right Alternative for Germany (AfD) party said co-leader Tino Chrupalla was injured in a "violent incident" at a campaign rally Wednesday in the southern German state of Bavaria. My favourite schadenfreude is when ti happens to these sorts of fuckos.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 10:47 |
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https://www.npr.org/2023/10/06/1204371347/ex-u-s-army-sergeant-charged-with-trying-to-pass-secrets-to-chinaquote:Two days later, Schmidt allegedly created a Word document entitled, "Important Information to Share with Chinese Government." The document, which investigators recovered from Schmidt's Apple iCloud account, was later assessed by the Army to contain classified information. MyCrimes.txt remains one of the consistently funniest things for information technology to have brought us, and one of my favourite kinds of freude is when law enforcement finds one of these baffling documents after someone committed some real dickhead crimes.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2023 09:08 |
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Tiggum posted:Or do they lack the basic understanding of momentum that most of us developed as small children? If they had the basic awareness of children, they would not be cops.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 10:03 |
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So A) what the gently caress is that horrible black sludge, B) how much cancer is that guy now, C) lmao it looks like some of that poo poo you aren't getting off unless you abrade it off. Hope y'all got some pumice rocks handy and that guy isn't going to miss his outer skin layers.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 20:47 |
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freeedr posted:When my hospital was setting up the new EHR system I was one of the super-users tasked with getting in and seeing how it needed to be customized for us etc. This is probably the funniest thing posted in this thread in weeks.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 23:53 |
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I guess previously attractive people communicated entirely with hand gestures and pheromones.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 00:25 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_wLuHpCzHc A bit long, but the ending is great and also, really, explains everything.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 12:41 |
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Sywert of Thieves posted:What the gently caress? You bike 3+ hours to work? You're not supposed to take the bike if it's more than, like, an hour away. Do you not have a car or public transportation? Jesus, 9 hours of unpaid transportation time a week? You couldn't bribe me to accept those work conditions.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 10:39 |
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poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:If you live in a place where bike accessibility is an afterthought then I completely understand these posts. Some of us are fortunate enough to live in places where bikes are not relegated to winding multi-use paths through parks and bicycle gutters, and biking is actually a cool and fun thing to do in places that support it. Biking 90 minutes to work is no different than having a jog or light workout in the morning before you get in your suburban-class light infantry transport to both go to work and actively justify your municipality's war on bikes. I live in one of the most bike friendly places in the world and I bike to work four days a week, but that's because the bike ride is fifteen minutes there and fifteen minutes back again in a worst case scenario. If it was over an hour of biking I'd find some faster way to get there, not because I can't bike for that long, but because that's an unacceptable loss of my free time. EDIT: Content, sorry, hadn't seen the derail had been told to stop. PurpleXVI has a new favorite as of 20:38 on Oct 14, 2023 |
# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 20:32 |
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Brawnfire posted:I imagine doing this once or twice for cash, finding out that I'm way good at it, then continually accepting jobs while knowing the other shoe is gonna drop harder each time Maybe he was prepared to defend himself in court, judging by his win:loss ratio, it seems the odds are in his favour.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 22:58 |
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lobsterminator posted:Car people sound like they have road rage even when they are posting online. Road rage on the information superhighway.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 10:39 |
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Tiggum posted:Posting because it's interesting not as a criticism of you for sharing it: this one's (probably) fake and that guy doesn't exist. quote:Of course, there is intrinsic comedy to this in that Remainers love to flaunt their superior intelligence and education lmao at the writer of this, though. He has a lot of exciting right-wing takes if you look up his articles, including stuff like celebrating Graham Linehan's "courage and determination." Archonex posted:I can't believe the bike chat derail overran the post about a guy pulling off a literal "My Cousin Vinny" 26 times in a row before he finally got caught. It gets a bit less comical when it turns out he was actually admitted to the bar, just lacking the specific certification that allowed him to show up in courtrooms. Though I have every faith that when they drag him to court he'll defend himself and win for the 27th time. https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/news/kenya-divided-by-fake-lawyer-who-kept-winning-cases/5117562.article quote:Mwenda was admitted to the Kenyan bar in August last year but did not apply for a practising certificate as he was working at the Office of the Attorney General. PurpleXVI has a new favorite as of 12:02 on Oct 17, 2023 |
# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 11:56 |
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Holy poo poo, lmao. This place never ceases to surprise.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 18:12 |
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FouRPlaY posted:I was hoping someone would post the reason so I didn't have to go check myself, but I think this adds to experience. From the first reactions I was like "oh no is this Randaconda again" and then I saw "RIP to a king" and I figured "well they probably wouldn't react like THAT if it was..."
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 18:37 |
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Tiggum posted:Vivaldi with uBlock Origin continues to work for me. Hey, I thought I was the only person who used Vivaldi! But yeah, same here, not a single whinge from YouTube so far.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 11:24 |
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https://twitter.com/LasVegasLocally/status/1719730864903655931quote:Last night a naked man beat up a Las Vegas Metro Police officer and then stole his truck There's enough distance that the nudity isn't really pornographic or NSFW, but I figured spoilertagging it was the safe thing to do.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2023 19:08 |
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I love how for a bit it looks like the other soldiers are following the goose, like "Well, the goose defeated our officer in honourable combat, it's the new officer new."
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 22:44 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Last time I heard he tated himself into romanian prison. Did he tate himself out? The Romanian authorities are currently assembling their case against him and he remains under house arrest. There's apparently so much bullshit to line up that it's liable to take a while before it makes it to court.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 01:12 |
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Drone_Fragger posted:Yeah the content of all the big youtubers seems so forced and generated. Give me "random person talks about his cool niche hobby and tells you what they're doing as they're doing it" any day. Anything beats the bullshit "we made the world's largest pile of sugar and what happened next will astound you (feat killer ants)" clickbait crap. I don't know, I'd watch Mr. Beast get skeletonized by killer ants.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 12:29 |
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I have legitimately had nightmares about driving, where I hosed everything up and eventually had to bail on the car and run away, where I did not gently caress up this badly.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 22:42 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I guess it's pretty much a version of the "running late for class/sitting the big test and realizing you didn't study" nightmare but for adults, since they're all centered around a commonplace communal activity where you can immediately be judged and mildly shamed if you gently caress it up Actually I've had nightmares about driving cars since I was ten years old. So I figured, "hey, one way to beat this will be to get my driver's license, and then I'll see it's no big deal, and it'll get better." But no, it turned out the terror just passed into the real world and I'm terrified of driving cars there, too. And the nightmares continue.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2023 14:18 |
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Nobody Interesting posted:What is going on there It's reversed footage, they're putting him in the pipe, hope it helps.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 21:19 |
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Hippocrass posted:https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.html This bit made me chuckle: quote:This category of litigant shares one other critical characteristic: they will only honour state, regulatory, contract, family, fiduciary, equitable, and criminal obligations if they feel like it. And typically, they don’t.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 15:13 |
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https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/chipotle-bowl-thrower-1.7051176quote:A woman who threw a hot burrito bowl in a Chipotle worker's face because she didn't like the way it was prepared may soon learn what it's like to be on the other side of the counter. God bless this judge.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 15:47 |
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gbut posted:Somehow feels like that should be rule #8478617273291-B I once had an American gun owner mock my, as he called it "emasculated Eurowisdom," for suggesting that needing to carry two guns everywhere for personal safety seemed "kind of paranoid." So clearly us non-gun-havers know nothing. They've got it all figured out.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 17:09 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Every store should be like the Taco Bell that completely separates customers and staff. I'm imagining food delivery there is just a hole in the bottom of the kitchen that allows workers to drop it on to the cars underneath.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2023 16:09 |
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I love how this guy just gives up on existence and implodes. Truly incredible.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 23:20 |
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https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1734989837101371580 Content: Some fuckface thinks he's going to own people with FACTS and LOGIC by giving them a false binary question. Too bad for him he asks someone who isn't a dumbass and refuses to play ball.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2023 00:13 |
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lmao, that's one hell of a self-own.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2023 22:49 |
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Ruflux posted:https://clips.twitch.tv/CheerfulFrozenLaptopMcaT-u70lacgn1Q8z8DzN God, alongside the "bloo bloo I didn't deserve this "-post this is just so good.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 22:19 |
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stachatoryR posted:Josh/LGIO streams infrequently but he is hilarious and the streams are chill as gently caress. There is also an unofficial VOD archive if you're into it: https://youtube.com/@letsgameitoutunofficialtwi9695 I'll recommend pmcTRILOGY as a good, fun streamer because I can't think of many other streamers that would pause the stream to celebrate Kissinger's death with the chat.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2023 11:09 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:28 |
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https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20231215-musk-s-woes-deepen-as-tesla-strike-spreads-across-scandinavia All of Scandinavia + Finland are hitting Tesla with strikes now, lmao.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2023 21:42 |