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freeedr posted:I ordered a hot dog roller off of the internet while recovering from anesthesia. This is a problem. It is an expensive one with a bun drawer Well, you'd hardly want a hot dog roller that lacked a bun draw. WHat's the problem? Bookish posted:I was recovering from anesthesia and saw that one of my friends had posted a snapchat of her new haircut. Thinking that I feel fine and in control of my faculties I commented something along the lines of "hey, cute bngas". Then after I sent that I realized that I had spelled bangs wrong so to fix it I meant to say that I just came out of anesthesia and I'm a little loopy but what I actually sent was "Cute bangs, I just came" I actually lol'd at this. I haven't done anything funny coming out of anesthesia, unless "huge panic attack upon noticing iv line in arm" counts as funny. It might have been, for onlookers, I suppose
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Ragdoll physics. That's the one.
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Bad idea. You can never be sure how dumb, aggressive, panicky animals will behave. And the ostrich might not like it either.
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Ok. So greater efficiency, at the cost of an increased likelihood of buffoonery and/or clownitude.
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Just need to label the hatless guy "me, age 8" and label the puncher "delicious yet very very cold ice cream"
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You will ride eternal, shiny and- ohh.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:does this mean when it happens to your ship in Starfield that it isn't a bug but a reference? Exactly. Just like how all the romance options are a reference to the classic film Dr Strangelove.
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The guy on the right doing an actual collar tug. I thought that was just a Simpsons joke. e: I mean they're all on the right, obvs.
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Kessler Syndrome LARP
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I get the feeling that guy's being yelling "here, dog! C'mon!" at increasing pitch and volume for about an hour
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The noble Canberra magpie has adapted to cyclists wearing helmets by spearing you between the shoulder blades.
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Mr Shiny Pants posted:New Disco Elysium? Yes, but all the skill names are replaced with cryptocurrency names.
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We need some kind of central fact-finding database to handle all these crazy rumors about the Blade trilogy. We can call it Wesley Snopes!
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I kind of feel compelled to post this message whenever US healthcare comes up, but: I'd like to validate the rage and dread you feel as a result of living in america. Your healthcare system is the worst in the world, and is a literal tool of Satan. Anyone telling you otherwise is a soulless ghoul. The rest of the planet looks on your bizarre vampiric system with mingled pity and dread. It doesn't have to be this way Also that last video is fantastic
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Leon Sumbitches posted:Thanks for rubbing it in on the last day of open enrollment, you jerk!! I don't know what open enrolment is, but I'm going to guess it's an obtuse and expensive process overseen by capricious invisible bureaucrats whereby "things don't get worse, at least" is the best and also least likely outcome e: also if you get it wrong, your doctor visits now cost $3,000
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Aramoro posted:eye injections eye injections
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Feeling unsettled by the word davidspackage posted:Cyberchilde
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Somehow he survived unharmed Bet his pants didn't
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Unperson_47 posted:God drat that loving tortoise can loving move. Turns out we've been misinformed as to the basic attributes of tortoises
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zoux posted:Horses are a lot like birds in that regard. And very unlike travelling goons
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If I got stuck in a foot-wide pipe, I'm pretty certain my psyche would be irreversibly shattered. Maybe getting really drunk and/or living in Russia insulates you from the worst of the soul-damage?
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One from the PYF Comics thread that seems appropriate here
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Shaking lemur butt posted:It might be because I'm on mobile, but that bird looks angry as hell. That bird is a murderer. The next panel for all of those events is a pigeon committing ultraviolence, I'm sure of it. I hope they're not angry, because there's one stationed on every power line in town, which is kind of ominous come to think of it
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Pretty sure this is Baldrick's fault, somehow
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Soul Dentist posted:It's definitely not because there's abbreviations for literally everything in medical billing Axolotl Bite Bees Sleeping In Ears Forehead Glued to Both Elbows
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Platystemon posted:Can’t snow park there, mate. Can't parka there, mate
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Knormal posted:The constant low lament of the football fans really makes this. Actual lol. "Oiiioowwwhhh! Ehhhh! Hhhhh! Owwoooohhhhhwwww!"
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Dutch tulip mania, if tulips were hideous and coveted solely by dullards
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The Moon Monster posted:Most of what people "know" about nft mania was made up by a guy hundreds of years later just FYI. There really was a bored ape investment bubble, but it was nowhere near as big as people make it out to be, and any specific slurp juice anecdote you hear about it is probably bogus.
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Karate Bastard posted:The penitent rich man sends Enrique in first. Lo, just lo, if thou sendest not Enrique
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haveblue posted:If anyone else lives in your house the contents of the fridge may spontaneously change without your involvement lol just lol if your kids don't update the refrigerated food database hourly
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Mister Speaker posted:I also never got laid in high school and didn't go to prom. Turn on... my... monitor?
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The good news is, we succesfully made your leg bones 6 inches longer! Bad news is, we don’t know how to do the same for muscles or skin, so
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:can you cut your dick off and insert a metal rod and it will grow back together asking for a friend Why ask a fallible human these questions when the infallible hypermind ChatGPT stands ready to help?
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GoutPatrol posted:But perfect for those birds that leave their prey on spikes, a skater would be a pretty good get Tony Shrike's Pro Impaler
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Chicken Butt posted:Shitposting is so old that I suspect it's deeply wired into the human consciousness. See e.g. Pompeiian graffiti. My fave: "Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog". I like to think that some long-dead Roman felt the ground shake, saw the black plume exploding upwards on the horizon, saw the ash cloud roaring down the street engulfing human after screaming human; and then he grit his teeth and reached for his shitpostin' paint. With only a few moments left, he knew what had to be done.
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