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Hihohe posted:Take a bite of of your tendy then take a sip of soda You mean buy a thing of ranch like a fat blooded American
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I've punched, kicked and thrown multiple Canadian Geese, once fighting a flock of them who were attacking my little sister, gently caress those jerks.
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Master Twig posted:Humans have a huge weight and size advantage I've a goose. The only reason a goose wins a fight against a human is that it gives its all, while the human doesn't want to hurt the goose. Birds that fly are hollow boned and fragile. I bet I could gently caress up more penguins than I could geese at a single time.
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Sep 24, 2023 04:59
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Azhais posted:Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white girl like that white girls are everywhere and not particularly worth much white guys like myself are obviously even more worthless
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Sep 24, 2023 22:41
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Literally everything you can buy in America in a 12 pack or more sucks rear end, kegs excluded. It’s all an excuse for alcoholics, of which I am one.
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Sep 25, 2023 04:29
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derp posted:this is a real problem. i go to the 7-11 down the street and i can choose between pbr, bud, or 16 different ipas. i dont always want a 8% abv maximum HOPS OVERLOAD. but they stock what sells, so nothing to do about it. thanks ipa bros this is the real reason there's all the IPA butt hurt, it's not that it's bad but it's like 80% of beers on tap when you go into a bar or when you're looking at 6 packs
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yuengling used to be my fall back beer but the CEO is a dickhead and it gives me gout in my big left toe now
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Sep 25, 2023 19:06
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freeedr posted:I ordered a hot dog roller off of the internet while recovering from anesthesia. This is a problem. It is an expensive one with a bun drawer set up a hotdog stand in your front yard
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Brawnfire posted:Flat rear end? it is full of italians
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Sep 27, 2023 02:12
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Sep 27, 2023 23:28
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:ok well search for "how many men can UK politician Clare Rayner beat off?" And see if there's another copy. not that i can find e; there is a garbage daily mail article about her supposedly doing a "basic instinct" flashing to boris johnson tho
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Takes No Damage posted:In their defense most iPhone owners should be shunned in general. Ok green text haver
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Oct 6, 2023 03:07
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A Moose posted:Depends, if he was a drunk driver that got pulled over the cop was entirely justified. Better that he dies from a head injury that taking out a family or something. He's already stopped, i don't think we need to worry about him crashing into anything anymore. e; You never gotta hand it to the cops.
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CainFortea posted:Why? you're not wrong, but cuddling a cat is nice
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Oct 9, 2023 17:19
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I got amnesia from a bike accident when I was 7. My friend and I were playing chicken on our bikes and neither of us flinched. This being the 80s, helmets were for nerds, so I flew off my bike, landed on my head and got knocked out. I woke up some time later on our couch and had no idea who I was, who my family was or what happened. I know it’s common to not remember much from early childhood but I remember nothing before first grade.
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Oct 15, 2023 14:26
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i can't even do one of those 5 hour energy shots. they make me feel like i've done an 8 ball in 10 minutes. first and only time i had one i thought i was going to have a heart attack
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Hispanic! At The Disco posted:I was really hoping he would get in his car and leave, only to see road signs directing him to the men's room. just takes him back to his house
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:pork roll it's called Taylor Ham motherfucker
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Nov 26, 2023 17:30
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TheAlmightyFrog posted:Is that thing just invisible from the other side? There's no last second realization or frantic braking or anything, just full speed ahead. the second clip, you can hear him grab the brakes like a split second before he hits it so i'm guessing the color of it is similar enough to the pavement that it's hard to see
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Nov 28, 2023 19:37
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Elias_Maluco posted:Why theres even a barrier there? Seems to be a public street it looks like a walking path not a street so that barrier is most likely to stop a car trying to go down it unless it's like a maintenance truck
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Nov 28, 2023 20:01
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Crazypoops posted:that first angle kills me lol tried to kill him too
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Nov 28, 2023 22:32
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credburn posted:Anyone remember -- I saw it on somethingawful in early 00s -- there was like, a lady who did that in a bowling alley, like the longest turd... i have it somewhere, lemme see if i can find it fake edit: gently caress i can't find it, all i can find is a pdf explaining how it's fake
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Nov 29, 2023 05:17
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BigHead posted:I find dry brining superior because I don't have anywhere to conveniently dispose of like four gallons of raw poultry water. There's no mess with a dry brine. a sink like a normal person?
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Dec 1, 2023 20:55
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Tree Bucket posted:Can't parka there, mate this was already a past thread title, you get no credit. BOOOOOOOOOOO
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BlackIronHeart posted:Almond milk? It was probably Da Bomb from Hot Ones and they claim it's only 130k scoville too but it's by far the worst hot sauce i've ever tried.
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Dec 10, 2023 21:07
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Unperson_47 posted:Do they ever serve boneless wings on Hot Ones Yeah, it’s all up to the guest’s preference. They do cauliflower bites sometimes too or other vegetarian options
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Dec 11, 2023 01:28
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Neddy Seagoon posted:He's also a consistently fantastic interviewer and doesn't go for generic softball questions, instead diving deep into esoteric facets of his guest's lives and careers. It's really sweet watching some of the guests just light up as a personal interest is mentioned, or asking validation on some really weird story, when they're clearly going in expecting just another rote interview. i think the only person who interviews as well as sean is narduwar
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Dec 11, 2023 03:38
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Biplane posted:That's the correct way. eh, half the time you get some of the cartilage at the ends of the bone that way and unless it's been cooked properly, it's not good eats
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CainFortea posted:It's also just hot. There's no flavor. It's weirdly hotter than other hot sauces i've had that are made with hotter peppers and are rated higher. yeah, Da Bomb is something completely different in the hot sauce world (there are others like it but this one is on the show for a reason). they have to be lying about the capsaicin levels
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Shageletic posted:This is how birds fly its also how i post
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Dare you take the One Chip(munk) Challenge? that chipmunk done been flavor blasted
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Dec 12, 2023 11:21
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i wonder if those are like the wasabi soy diamond almonds cause i do the same thing the first time i put one in my mouth and then proceed to chipmunk them too
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:According to the video description it's simply the first time that chipmunk had ever tasted almonds and they're blowing its mind fair enough, almonds may be terrible for the water in california but they're tasty so?
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Almonds are poo poo tier nuts. who am i gonna agree with, you, some pleb, or the chipmunk, the chad?
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Chipmunks live in grass and dirt. I live in a house. probably a small bed with no wife tho  
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Pasketti posted:its the perfect angle to make it look like you pissed yourself and everything, amazing! my dad has a similar one and you guessed it, water all over the front of my pants the first time i used it
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Dec 19, 2023 20:03
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haveblue posted:How are you supposed to use the pissfridge because it looks like you have to hold the water bottle right where the hand pressing the water button is that's exactly what you're supposed to do, push the button with your cup
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I never went to prom. This is in a lovely little Texas town, though, nothing of value was missed. i went to both jr and sr prom. jr prom i went solo but asked out my crush during the night and got turned down. sr prom i went with my gf who then cheated on me that night. gently caress proms
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Soul Dentist posted:My girlfriend broke up with me temporarily to go to another school's prom with another guy and I ended up going to prom with somebody else's girlfriend who was on a break with him. The guy my girlfriend went to prom with is one of my three closest friends now, and I still talk to the guy whose girlfriend I took to prom. Dudes rule, proms aren't real and can't hurt you the gf who cheated on me did so with my best friend at the time so sometimes dudes do not infact rule e; ok to be fair, i still talk to the guy and my gf at the time sucked anyway so dudes rule on occasion Large Testicles has a new favorite as of 13:05 on Dec 20, 2023 |
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LookieLoo posted:I think I know what electricity is and I'm still baffled by electric eels. i don't even attempt to understand electricity, i just consider it to be magic and leave it to the wizards (nerds)
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