Scratch Monkey posted:

My cat is a cold blooded killer of bunnies and mice but I love him because he's handsome and perfect.

Platystemon posted:

Captain Hygiene posted:

No, scientists have confirmed that cats are real assholes

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Did they ever find out if his real name is George Santos? I remember hearing something about how he didn't have any big form of id.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Nah. Peppers want birds to eat them and spread the seeds not other vertebrates. Birds are not affected by capsaicin.

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://packaged-media.redd.it/kilm...45ed5a04d77#t=0

AFewBricksShy posted:

Only the penitent man shall pass.

This is more for the irrationally irritating movie moments thread, but I never understood why the second blade shot out. The Penitent man kneels and then rolls to the left?

Pead posted:

One of the restrooms at my work was under renovation. The contractors blocked it off with a large sign, caution tape, a plastic sheet to prevent dust from spreading, power tools, and stacks of flooring supplies. One of my coworkers still went in there to piss in a toilet without any water.

edit: there is a second restroom on the opposite side of same floor, it wasn't an emergency just arrogant laziness

Flint_Paper posted:

Actual footage of Roundup Ready:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iyTZamct-M

Tagra posted:

I think I've told this story in a previous schad thread, but to contribute to caution-tape-trespassing-chat:
One of my entry-level poo poo jobs was working graveyard in a fast food place that was attached to a 24 hour convenience store/gas station. The owner had us shut down to paint everything one night, but the gas station was still open and there was no door between the two, so they piled chairs and strung caution tape through them to bind them together to create a probably hazardous barricade, and taped a big "CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS. OPEN AT 6AM" sign on it and the drive through. All the main seating area lights were off and all the chairs were blocking the entry.

Some guy comes over, breaks the caution tape, slides the chair barricade just enough to step through, walks up to the counter through the darkened seating area, and looks at us as we're all wearing overalls and standing on ladders while holding buckets of paint and paint rollers.

"Are you open?"

Serephina posted:

Did you not cordon off the area for the shoot, with if not security then at least some locations people to shoo people away?

I've worked on film sets a small bit and I know how important it is to get the shot, yet I'm still on the side of the guy who saw his workplace kitchenette hazard'd off and decided you all weren't important enough to disrupt his lunch.

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Edit for schaden content: Had a commercial with a dog in it, the dog handler had no other animals under her supervision. Over the radio we hear a "Uh, does anyone have eyes on the handler?" and sure enough the little mutt is eating the loving hero cake. They apparently got a good shot of him chowing down and the Agency (client) people loved it so it's all ok, but during all of this I hear my boss ask for her boss to switch to channel 2 and I eavesdrop: "Only one job" (In reference to the handler). Ill-trained mutt, lazy rear end owner who sells it to films as a trained animal (it is not), drat dog walks off of set every time it gets a whiff of new food arriving for the crew. I mean good for him the gluttonous little dope, he doesn't know any better.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

My ex-wife’s grandfather once confused the gas and the brake and ended up giving the local Dunkin Donuts a brand new drive-through.

Poldarn posted:

Everyone who owns a Quest tried the porno the second they were alone in the house. And they only cost $800!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

'Vintage' just means 'at least 20 years old' so anything from before 2005 is vintage. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is vintage.

Also my friend runs a scifi collectables stall so if he saved that particular magazine it probably had an interview with some obscure British scifi actor or something

Bum the Sad posted:

That was a bad year for accounts. It’s worthless.

hawowanlawow posted:

if you want to murder somebody you gotta cover all four holes

Kuros posted:

You can test this theory by covering someone's mouth and nose with and without loving them in the rear end to see if they stay conscious or not.