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It's easier to list the animals I WOULDN'T fight. I would kick a shrew's rear end.
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A discord I'm in has a thing that will generate those comics for whatever dumb poo poo we say if we want. They're all terrible but so is all posting.
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Sep 29, 2023 19:54
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That was the tree that tried to kill that kid in Poltergeist.
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Sep 29, 2023 23:08
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Cats are the cops of the pet world.
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Oct 9, 2023 17:01
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I'm just saying every time I've rubbed a cop's belly they've bitten me.
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Oct 9, 2023 17:59
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I work in a big bed with my wife.
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Oct 16, 2023 01:52
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zoux posted:What groups did he post links to (I will accept no more than five comedy answers to this question) Georgia Tech SOFT
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Oct 18, 2023 18:39
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Tagra posted:And people watch these channels? Yeah I was looking for a different kind of train and found these channels and people were just super hyped for big metal choo-choos and it's kind of infectious.
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Oct 23, 2023 23:12
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Captain Hygiene posted:But the stupid cars are the best part! Honestly, just cede the course to nature and gimme one of the golf carts, and we can call it good. This is the truth. Any time I've gone golfing the best part was ripping around the course half drunk in a golf cart. But I've only ever been to public courses that charge like 20 bucks including cart rental. You're never notice if a bunch of javelinas tore those spots up.
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Oct 25, 2023 23:49
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You mean to tell me that hat didn't protect her?
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Oct 26, 2023 01:39
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deoju posted:I've heard that darker skinned white people in the US used to claim Indian heritage because it was seen as less shameful than African American or Latino. Like a few generations later your 1/4 black grandma might tell you that your great grandma was a Cherokee princess or some poo poo. My grandmother was showing me pictures of a bunch of my ancestors and she pointed to a distant grandparent saying "she's so dark, she must be Italian!". I didn't have the heart to tell more than likely that's where that high percentage of African came from in her DNA test.
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Oct 30, 2023 23:13
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LifeSunDeath posted:drat, that's one sturdy table, gotta get me one of those tables. It's Japanese.
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Nov 2, 2023 22:11
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I ate goose once so I have the power of one person and part of a goose.
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Nov 5, 2023 02:51
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I spent decades putting out videos asking people to like me but then YouTube came along and made doing that ok.
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Nov 6, 2023 20:56
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Hey gang, just a reminder that if you post a death in this thread, I will loving ban you! Mods?
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Nov 7, 2023 04:13
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I rode bikes all my life until I saw a car commercial on TV and now I drive a hummer.
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Nov 8, 2023 01:16
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I was sold low quality meth by the Fry Kids. Yet the attention for crime in McDonaldland always falls upon the Hamburglar. McDonald's needs better meth.
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Nov 13, 2023 06:07
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You can tell because the babies of one are adorable and the babies of the other are nasty goblin mounts.
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Nov 20, 2023 19:31
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*slaps post it reading "do not drink, oven cleaner" on shot glass I left by the sink* There we go, now everybody is safe.
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Dec 1, 2023 03:02
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Always wondered how we got the "white people can't eat spicy foods" memes when we have such hot sauces as "Big Dave's Anal Prolapser" or "poo poo when you Sneeze Sauce". The people who eat those are an outlier. The standard white person food is a mayonnaise sandwich soaked in yogurt.
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Dec 12, 2023 01:25
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What hot sauce did that bear eat to get so ornery?
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Dec 12, 2023 18:46
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Captain Hygiene posted:The guy who gets his pants caught on fire but also manages to run across the yard with them down around his ankles without faceplanting, what a combination of blessed and cursed fates Luckily there's video evidence, otherwise nobody would believe him.
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Dec 18, 2023 18:11
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I asked a girl to prom with sky writing and she said no so I went with the pilot instead.
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Dec 19, 2023 19:11
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Soul Dentist posted:They're cute until you realize they're pulling up in their own Mercedes G-Class, already drunk, have more of their parents' money than anybody knows what to do with, and tip like poo poo anyways We crammed like 2 dozen people into a limo we all split the cost on. Then we got drunk in a field off whatever we could get our hands on. I had bug bites on my rear end. Good times.
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Dec 20, 2023 20:52
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I'm now reminded of Dennis Kucinich's very hot wife. It was like a hobbit married an elf.
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Dec 27, 2023 21:46
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Strays was funny. I was off my balls on a gummy and I refuse to go back and see if it is actually bad (it probably is).
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Dec 28, 2023 16:51
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AceClown posted:Successfully quashed a proposed road traffic order in 2020 against the installation of an electric charging point outside my house. I now own an electric car but the council refuses to install one because of a prior quashing order actioned by me. 
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Dec 29, 2023 01:12
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Tired of wokeness in my toilets.
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Jan 3, 2024 17:19
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Elias_Maluco posted:Never seen a Connor that looked more like a Connor than this guy 
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Jan 9, 2024 21:32
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Just grab the bull by the balls.
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Jan 12, 2024 00:26
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Ok but it was really funny when we were firing roman candles at that kid.
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Jan 13, 2024 20:06
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Soul Dentist posted:It's always Red Letter Media Those drunken hack frauds?
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Jan 26, 2024 05:43
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Scratch Monkey posted:I don’t like when people have horny avatars. We get it - you jerk off to cartoons Someone in the Idiots on Social Media gave a bunch of people these horny avatars.
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Jan 27, 2024 20:21
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Sick dropkick.
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Jan 29, 2024 20:46
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:horse cops in the big city. lmao. Isn't this the plot of I'm Sorry To Bother You?
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Feb 4, 2024 07:22
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Couldn't find parking.
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Feb 5, 2024 23:46
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I don't care about aesthetics I do care about that Donkey Kong dance.
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Feb 6, 2024 20:09
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Captain Hygiene posted:One time I was sitting in the van while my mom was shopping, and some rando kid just walked up and got in, and started reading a magazine. Shy me finally got up the nerve to say something, and he realized it wasn't his vehicle and left. And then, five minutes later, his brother did the exact same thing *writes "easy to kidnap" in a notepad*
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mrfart posted:https://i.imgur.com/tSlyinE.mp4 Do you understand love, mrfart?
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I'm a knee man, just like my father and his father before him.
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