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Smugworth posted:Oh yeah that place is great I post a lot in CSPAM and ADTRW  *quickly & quietly packs up dog into dog baby stroller and powerwalks away*
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Smugworth posted:Oh yeah that place is great I post a lot in CSPAM and ADTRW Oh…uh heh, yeah…well I’m gonna go talk to the ventriloquist guy now bye.
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*brings some lumber and sets up a pretty decent kissing booth in the kitchen*
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So what's your beard care routine? Oh, really? Well, let me tell you about my 10 step process, starting with a deep tissue massage.
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Icochet posted:*brings some lumber and sets up a pretty decent kissing booth in the kitchen* Hey man, I was here first and we all know "Free hugs shirt" guys and Kissing booth men don't get along. You're going to have to leave.
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I show up with my girlfriend. We're in matching, powder-blue t-shirts. Hers says "Daddy's girl." Mine says "if she calls me Daddy one more time I'm going to blow my brains out."
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I'm whizzing around on an E-scooter far too fast for the setting, nearly hit the guy who was walking a lawn mower through a place that doesn't have any grass
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Don't mind me, I'm just going to mutter unintelligibly and then abruptly shout some words really loud then go back to muttering, nice to meet you My friend is listening to music with headphones and loudly singing along
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Sep 20, 2023 22:51
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I look cool and nonchalant leaning against this wall
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I have already chewed a hole into the drywall, allowing passage into the insulated crawlspace where I plan to construct my nest
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Sep 20, 2023 23:21
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Let’s get started with some ice breakers! How much does everyone make a year?
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do you have a place my dog can park his sedan? you know, the Honda he drives
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Bet me I won't drink this bong water
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Now that I've gotten back from doing coke in the bathroom, let me trap you in a 20 minute conversation about the blockchain
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Im dragging a diapered and shirtless child agressively by the arm through your kitchen while reading the labels of your canned goods
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I just wander up to groups talking, smile and nod for 45 seconds then leave. After an hour I sit on the couch, shake my head, and walk out. I did not put my shoes back on.
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Oh youre playing POPULAR MUSIC at this party? Allow me to scoff and roll my eyes as I hit stop on your "2023 Party Hits" play list and start typing "M-E-R-Z-B-..."
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Poohs Packin posted:Oh youre playing POPULAR MUSIC at this party? Allow me to scoff and roll my eyes as I hit stop on your "2023 Party Hits" play list and start typing Wtf is this? Can you turn it the gently caress off? Turns it off, and instead puts on a playlist of the songs all the current songs sampled from, smugly knowing they came first.
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Triikan posted:Wtf is this? Can you turn it the gently caress off? I know dozens of this guy
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*is blackout drunk from Diet Coke due to some weird metabolism thing*
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Im in your parents bedroom getting pussy because of my knowledge of Harsh Noise Wall
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Poohs Packin posted:Im in your parents bedroom getting pussy because of my knowledge of Harsh Noise Wall On the bed of coats!
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*drinks from can of Hard Ketones, making sure the label is facing out and not blocked by fingers*
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I brought my own bucket of fried chicken to the party and I don't share
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I'm the guy that brought the board games that nobody wants to play because they're too complicated.
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I say to the person playing wonderwall on acoustic: PLAY SLAYERRRRRRRRRR
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ChickenHeart posted:I have already chewed a hole into the drywall, allowing passage into the insulated crawlspace where I plan to construct my nest I catch you in my web. As I bind you into a struggling bundle, the host explains he tolerates me because I eat the real pests. A guest nervously asks if there's another bathroom.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:*drinks from can of Hard Ketones, making sure the label is facing out and not blocked by fingers* Excuse me, are those HARD KETONES?
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In a past life, I was Æthelred the Unready. Oh, you don’t know who that is? Twice king of the English? No? *traps you and proceeds to narrate the entire life and death of Æthelred*
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Rapping and farting both loudly
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You Are A Elf posted:In a past life, I was Æthelred the Unready. LORD PALMERSTON!
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Hammerite posted:as in you have legs where your arms should be and arms where your leg should be, or as in you have a left hand where a right hand should be? yeah man full on arms and hands under my rear end and legs and feet hanging down the side of my body its super aggravating
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Many people state that they do not like me or want me partying.
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anyway im at the kegger everyone around me is slamming bud lights and im carrying around three beers i spent forty dollars on telling anyone who will listen absolutely every loving thing about them and what makes them so unique and good
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I brought drugs. Not like normal people drugs, this doesn't even have a name, just a string of numbers and letters. I'm eager to share it and I'm very carefully and patiently explaining to you the 15 step process necessary to take this stuff safely. I just asked the host if he can get us some iodine, 45 mg of salt, and an eyedropper.
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e: ^^^that guy isn’t invited, everyone is welcome though^^^ don’t mind me, i’m just here to hang out in bathroom doing cocaine all night
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StarkRavingMad posted:I brought drugs. Not like normal people drugs, this doesn't even have a name, just a string of numbers and letters. I'm eager to share it and I'm very carefully and patiently explaining to you the 15 step process necessary to take this stuff safely. I just asked the host if he can get us some iodine, 45 mg of salt, and an eyedropper. Let's go to the formal living room.
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redshirt posted:LORD PALMERSTON!
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"Hey, have you ever heard of the gold standard?"
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